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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
Speaking of aliens

https://twitter.com/Tsoukalos/status/1254130764981039105

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Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011




In a way this is anti-imperialist action

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





when I was a cadet at one of the academies they decided that because our internet was a government network, they were going to censor it and thus take away the regiments porn. this was responded to by the cadets getting into formation and jogging away. we all just up and loving left the campus for the day. they restored the internet, though they ultimately phased in the censoring with new classes.

I guess what Im saying is its not impossible some amusing poo poo goes down.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Ran to the local Ace store for a contactless propane refill.

Every employee had on n95's. Maybe 20% of customers had any mask at all.

Suburban Chicago, think there's a mandatory mask order in Illinois starting on the 1st?

IDK lot of people being pretty nonchalant about this

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i keep on lolin at that ginger right in the front

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

i was thinking "yeah that's a mood" then i saw who tweeted it lol

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
yet bojo survived roni :smith:

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


brugroffil posted:

Ran to the local Ace store for a contactless propane refill.

Every employee had on n95's. Maybe 20% of customers had any mask at all.

Suburban Chicago, think there's a mandatory mask order in Illinois starting on the 1st?

IDK lot of people being pretty nonchalant about this

the order is only good insofar as its enforced, and theres no way hot dog necked cops are going to enforce something that makes people GAY and a PUSSY

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

imagine actually signing up for the military under turmp

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
My understanding is that civet kitty cats are where the virus was injected by bats and allowed to mutate into a form that could attack humans.

Definitely vengeance for civet coffee

alaricalden
Apr 16, 2019

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

covid-era drudge is honestly the best news aggregator on the web right now. welcome to loving mirror world

When I was a computer toucher about once a month wed have to remove malware from the CFOs computer because she refused to stop visiting drudge. IIRC the stupid loving ads were the vector.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

BONGHITZ posted:

imagine actually signing up for the military under turmp

My last day in the army was 3 days before the election lol, just missed it

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Gio posted:

the order is only good insofar as its enforced, and theres no way hot dog necked cops are going to enforce something that makes people GAY and a PUSSY

Stores can and do ban people from entering who don't have masks

Sooner or later some insane person is going to demand to be let in without a mask, push past, shop, then stand at the cash register demanding an employee come over to him , and when they don't will say"guess this is all free then" and walk out with it

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

I hope they all get the virus.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lessail posted:

yet bojo survived roni :smith:

the first time

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


carve up PR into fifteen states and grant statehood

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Spinz posted:

This looks fantastic.
I'm imagining it atop vanilla ice cream in big giant gluttonous bites
Some of each in each one
Slowly chewing and chewing

I've never had it that way but I think it sounds sooooooo good.

I made some vanilla ice cream the other day and its gone...but Im making more later today!

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

This is from november, is it in response to a shooting or something

Edit: oh yeah there was one in August. They all blur together lol

WHY BONER NOW has issued a correction as of 21:11 on Apr 25, 2020

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Big
Cock
Gobblers

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

WHY BONER NOW posted:

This is from november, is it in response to a shooting or something

Yeah there was a shooting at that Walmart

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/el-paso-walmart-reopens-three-months-after-mass-shooting-killed-22-people/

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lessail posted:

yet bojo survived roni :smith:

survived his first infection of roni

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

It's Saturday have we peaked again

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Bar Ran Dun posted:

when I was a cadet at one of the academies they decided that because our internet was a government network, they were going to censor it and thus take away the regiments porn. this was responded to by the cadets getting into formation and jogging away. we all just up and loving left the campus for the day. they restored the internet, though they ultimately phased in the censoring with new classes.

I guess what Im saying is its not impossible some amusing poo poo goes down.

dereliction of duty to see that booty

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Sharkie posted:

god i want a good pizza right now

been jonesing hard for weeks

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
They just need to make a new Frontline Plus Plus for coronavirus for cats. Put that poo poo behind their shoulders and boom, kitty is fine


But fr, they're going to find a vaccine for cats before people I bet. People care about their pets more than their next door neighbor

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Fix posted:

I am not good at memes. Someone make one where they can't lift the casket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC881UpVbeI

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

e nvm

Man Musk has issued a correction as of 21:28 on Apr 25, 2020

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Homeless Friend posted:

45 is for wimps, im beating this thing



Wow! It started at 0 and only went down from there! Bless president trup!

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

Lessail posted:

yet bojo survived roni :smith:

pretty sure he hasn't made a public appearance since he went into intensive care

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




RandomBlue posted:

dereliction of duty to see that booty

with the exception of the Air Force academy most of the student bodies were politically distributed about the same as the general population. I remember having communists classmates (and one nazi) and at least several that would have fit the full on cspam tankie stereotype.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Google Butt posted:

It's Saturday have we peaked again

yes, time to open er up

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


Haha nice

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Dang Ive been drinking and listening to vinyl since before the sun came up I may be becoming a parody.

https://open.spotify.com/track/617ahruubznvqzv7Nas3QX?si=zwGrl-8nTmaPMqEJs1po0Q

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





drat we've come a long way

https://twitter.com/who/status/1217043229427761152

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Son of Man posted:

What do y'all think Kim's favorite food was? I bet that dude could destroy a pizza

Its been reported many times that its Cheese, a habit he picked up in Switzerland, and a food he loves so much that a lot of reports refer to it as an addiction.

He was also apparently lactose intolerant.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



BONGHITZ posted:

i keep on lolin at that ginger right in the front

That's kind of discriminating.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Also, turns out it it kills young people too. Just differently:

https://twitter.com/thepacketrat/status/1253858229580435462?s=19

Cool, just found out my blood pressure is like 155/110 and I'm turning 40 next month.

I was dying before roni was cool

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

He was also apparently lactose intolerant.

one can get away with a lot of aged cheeses without issues. believe me I look sideways at lactose at it swells up my gut. Parma, Swiss, Gorgonzola, etc often dont have lactose because of the aging.


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