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Get back to me when Dolly actually killed a vampire herself.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Get back to me when Dolly actually killed a vampire herself. Why do you think Elvis is finally at rest?
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By popular demand posted:All hail Imperatrix Cognitor Susan Wu-Ming, First among equals! In my head the other half is Torres-Straight-Islander and she has an eyepatch* * She doesn't need it because she has cybernetics, but she thinks it looks badass** ** She's right
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I heard about this a few years ago. She just wanted to see more female hero's on TV after seeing the original movie. e: yep I found an article from 2017 https://www.cracked.com/article_25398_5-famous-movies-rescued-by-last-person-youd-expect.html The Commonwealth has a new favorite as of 10:48 on Apr 26, 2020 |
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So Dolly Parton is responsible for Joss Whedons success?
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evobatman posted:So Dolly Parton is responsible for Joss Whedons success? Look, not everyone can be perfect. She lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest as well, but we don't hold that against her.
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Don Gato posted:Look, not everyone can be perfect. She lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest as well, but we don't hold that against her. This will never stop being funny to me.
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The Lone Badger posted:In my head the other half is Torres-Straight-Islander and she has an eyepatch* I'm pretty sure this is an Alpha Centauri faction leader.
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Proteus Jones posted:This will never stop being funny to me. Martha Stewart lost a decorating contest in prison.
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"To prevent the gathering of people and minimize the risk of infection from the new coronavirus the prefectural general sports park of Okinawa cut down all the flowers of its lily garden, which is a resort. " https://twitter.com/nhk_news/status/1253698825551839233 http://www.tellerreport.com/life/20....rkLziulYU.html
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Samuringa posted:"To prevent the gathering of people and minimize the risk of infection from the new coronavirus the prefectural general sports park of Okinawa cut down all the flowers of its lily garden, which is a resort. " What about the pollinators? Won't someone think about the pollinators?
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This is the platonic ideal of why we cannot have nice things.
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Samuringa posted:"To prevent the gathering of people and minimize the risk of infection from the new coronavirus the prefectural general sports park of Okinawa cut down all the flowers of its lily garden, which is a resort. " This is art. Like the Japanese version of "bag in the wind" from American Beaty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHxi-HSgNPc
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Big Bird almost died in the Challenger disaster.
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So do you think one would need to learn Japanese or is just grunting fine? just kidding for the love of god don't show this to my wife
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Zil posted:So do you think one would need to learn Japanese or is just grunting fine?
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Made the front page of the print copy  https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1255245148272889856
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Sodium Chloride posted:Made the front page of the print copy And one of the people they chose to quote said: 
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Cruelly forced to hunt tarantulas
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Phlegmish posted:Cruelly forced to hunt tarantulas I heard you just have to be moving very slowly.
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Shifty Nipples posted:At first I thought the mayor was a cop car. If a cop car ran for mayor, it would probably win in most small towns.
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quote:These Reuters photos of a strip club in Oregon operating as a drive through takeaway service confirm that we have reached the neon anime sci fi part of our future dystopia. The 21st century is so loving dumb on so many levels but this part owns.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The 21st century is so loving dumb on so many levels but this part owns. It's seriously about loving time
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Pakled posted:If a cop car ran for mayor, it would probably win in most small towns. It would be an improvement in most towns.
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Didn't New York already have the answer for this back in the 80s? Put some money in, curtain goes up, naked lady dances a while, curtain goes back down.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The 21st century is so loving dumb on so many levels but this part owns. As it turns out those 80's cyberpunk movies/games were mostly right about the future
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Phlegmish posted:As it turns out those 80's cyberpunk movies/games were mostly right about the future There was an interview with the developers of the Deus Ex games where they remarked that it was hard figuring out an advertising hook for the series in recent years. Pretty much every 'fantastical' idea traditionally associated with cyberpunk is now simply associated by modern audiences with real life. Cyberpunk was the accurate prediction of the future, they just got the aesthetic a bit wrong.
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Phlegmish posted:As it turns out those 80's cyberpunk movies/games were mostly right about the future https://twitter.com/cyberpunkgame/status/1255838767405060096
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These are probably the best working conditions these ladies have ever had. Not being pawed by the punters is likely to feel like a vacation. Except for the lowered income from no lap dances, of course.
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