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anyway I'm going to petition Kim Yo-Jong to back South Michigan and help promote Juche Ideals in the coming balk And yes, South Michigan(Michigan's lower peninsula) and North Michigan(Michigan's upper peninsula) will become the new North-South Korea in a wacky turn of events that ends up with the House of Saude backing the north as part of a proxy war against the Koreans, who are backing the south inb4 "but how would that work the upper peninsula has a population of ~300,000 vs the ~9.6 million of the lower peninsula. And besides, the lower peninsula is where 99% of the manufacturing is, they would steamroll the upper peninsula, it's a resource colony." shut the gently caress up you don't know how geopolitics works
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Al ! posted:all the pro balkanization people are right, all the anti balkanization people are wrong. allocate my damage points as appropriate well past the 'if'. on to when, where & how now
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TeenageArchipelago posted:anyway I'm going to petition Kim Yo-Jong to back South Michigan and help promote Juche Ideals in the coming balk The UP is basically Canada and is too polite to break away. They'll also be too stuffed after eating pasties.
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Beowulfs_Ghost posted:https://www.governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-announces-colorado-nevada-will-join-washington-oregon-california-western-states dont worry utah everything is fine 
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Beowulfs_Ghost posted:https://www.governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-announces-colorado-nevada-will-join-washington-oregon-california-western-states Came here to post this    The real 5th column in Colorado will be all of the Texan transplants
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Zeno-25 posted:Came here to post this Time to hunt down and put Y'all Qaeda up against the wall.
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Beowulfs_Ghost posted:https://www.governor.wa.gov/news-media/inslee-announces-colorado-nevada-will-join-washington-oregon-california-western-states Good. Now we have access to the strategic nuclear stockpiles and uranium.  
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maybe the western pact can bribe the mormons with sodas to be our mercenaries during the conquest of the chudlands
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Rah! posted:maybe the western pact can bribe the mormons with sodas to be our mercenaries during the conquest of the chudlands No way you can compete with Texas' Dr Pepper reserves.
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Rah! posted:maybe the western pact can bribe the mormons with sodas to be our mercenaries during the conquest of the chudlands bribe them with pop, you mean
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Farm Frenzy posted:bribe them with pop, you mean hes busy
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Farm Frenzy posted:bribe them with pop, you mean i looked it up, utah looks to be a hellish vortex of pop/soda/coke its up for grabs. who will be the first 2 tame the mormons?
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Rah! posted:its up for grabs. who will be the first 2 tame the mormons? As I understand it from folks who grew up out that way, a mormon kid will outdrink, outsmoke, out-wild any gentile, or English, or whatever their cult's word is for normies. Thing is, they will do this as long as they are the ONLY mormon kid around. Snitching to the church elders is a huge value, and if you put two Mormons in the same party, they'll just stare at each other and do nothing else, assuming the other will rat them out, and probably correctly. So what I'm saying is, we can be the Joe Kennedies of running Jolt colas through the salt flats, we just have to go about it 'delicately'.
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PawParole posted:Mormon marchlands sounds pretty good. You know you are in the Mormon Marchlands when you start hearing weird white people names.
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PipHelix posted:As I understand it from folks who grew up out that way, a mormon kid will outdrink, outsmoke, out-wild any gentile, or English, or whatever their cult's word is for normies. Thing is, they will do this as long as they are the ONLY mormon kid around. Snitching to the church elders is a huge value, and if you put two Mormons in the same party, they'll just stare at each other and do nothing else, assuming the other will rat them out, and probably correctly. How many Baptists should you take on a fishing trip? Always take two. If you take one, he'll drink all your beer. If you take two, they'll both be eyeing each other suspiciously and neither one will touch a drop.
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Rah! posted:i looked it up, utah looks to be a hellish vortex of pop/soda/coke They don't have anything worth taking, the only thing of value they have to offer is not abusing their share of the Colorado River. The Glen Canyon Dam and Lake Powell are deep in Mormon territory, nearly equal to the Hoover and Lake Mead in reservoir size and importance Zeno-25 has issued a correction as of 03:26 on Apr 28, 2020 |
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DrSunshine posted:Good. Now we have access to the strategic nuclear stockpiles and uranium. phoenix making a HUGE mistake by not advocating for az to join the western states pact early
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not an endorsement posted:phoenix making a HUGE mistake by not advocating for az to join the western states pact early immortan newsom will not forget
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PawParole posted:Mormon marchlands sounds pretty good. Mormons are already vastly overrepresented among people with secret/top secret clearances due to being squeaky clean for background checks/drug tests
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:Mormons are already vastly overrepresented among people with secret/top secret clearances due to being squeaky clean for background checks/drug tests lol i just remembered mcmuffin
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DrSunshine posted:Good. Now we have access to the strategic nuclear stockpiles and uranium. Tag yourself, I’m New Normal Initiative
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No Mods No Masters posted:Tag yourself, I’m New Normal Initiative I'm
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WITNESS ME *smashes carton of almond milk open with my face* *slams tesla pedal 2 the floor*
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