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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
The true Goon lasagna requires a bathtub.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Mymla posted:

The true Goon lasagna requires a bathtub.

:itwaspoo:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

A Perfect Twist posted:

There are no pizza rules but there are lasagne secrets

I will never reveal the secrets of the Wu Tang Clan's lasagne

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Bella linguini's up
the plates have left the food warmer


:golfclap:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Wu Tang Clasagne, surely?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I think this is the right thread to ask:

what are the moral ramifications of eating sour cream straight out of the container?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

TheAardvark posted:

I think this is the right thread to ask:

what are the moral ramifications of eating sour cream straight out of the container?

Are you using chips? your hands? a spoon?

A fork?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

TheAardvark posted:

I think this is the right thread to ask:

what are the moral ramifications of eating sour cream straight out of the container?

You will need to walk the Camino de Santiago to receive a full plenary indulgence.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MariusLecter posted:

Are you using chips? your hands? a spoon?

A fork?

Straw

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/hels/status/1255147631124201477?s=21

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

MariusLecter posted:

Are you using chips? your hands? a spoon?

A fork?

one of those tiny mini spoons that my silverware set came with and i never have any use for

alternately, I like to eat a burrito or something w/ sour cream on the side and dump half a container on my plate saying out loud "WOOPS! WELL I CAN'T PUT IT BACK IN NOW!" and then when the burrito is gone i use my fingers

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Ugh. What a dumb gimmick which I want to immediately order and stuff in my mouth.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

TheAardvark posted:

one of those tiny mini spoons that my silverware set came with and i never have any use for

alternately, I like to eat a burrito or something w/ sour cream on the side and dump half a container on my plate saying out loud "WOOPS! WELL I CAN'T PUT IT BACK IN NOW!" and then when the burrito is gone i use my fingers

Protip: Dip Jalapeño kettle chips in sour cream

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

dog nougat posted:

Protip: Dip Jalapeño kettle chips in sour cream

Protip: Deposit Jalapeno kettle chips in my mouth

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





I need to see how far we, as the human race, can take this. Can I eventually have an entire fulfulling meal that is transparent?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

dog nougat posted:

Protip: Dip Jalapeño kettle chips in sour cream

Why would I store my kettle chips in the sour cream like that, wouldn't they get soggy after a while?

e, content:

My boy Glen making a nice cake today


Let's check out that recipe:

Wait, wtf...

Oh no, it's beans, and...

maple syrup

Beans and maple cake

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Apr 28, 2020

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I need to see how far we, as the human race, can take this. Can I eventually have an entire fulfulling meal that is transparent?

Willy Wonka it and make a layered jello where every layer is a different course. You'll have an entire meal in every bite.

Layer 1 - Tomato Soup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6IrJ6466sc

Layer 2 - Chicken Consomme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPqQf7VjB8

Layer 3 - Lemon Pie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUmdcd_8Vwc

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




.Z. posted:

Willy Wonka it and make a layered jello where every layer is a different course. You'll have an entire meal in every bite.

Layer 1 - Tomato Soup:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6IrJ6466sc

Layer 2 - Chicken Consomme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPqQf7VjB8

Layer 3 - Lemon Pie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUmdcd_8Vwc

100% would.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

TheAardvark posted:

one of those tiny mini spoons that my silverware set came with and i never have any use for

alternately, I like to eat a burrito or something w/ sour cream on the side and dump half a container on my plate saying out loud "WOOPS! WELL I CAN'T PUT IT BACK IN NOW!" and then when the burrito is gone i use my fingers
Are you using your fingers to bring the plate and sour cream / burrito juice goodness directly to your mouth?



Asking for a friend who is not me and totally hasn't done exactly that.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Straight-up sour cream is my go-to for takis

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I only eat clear foods now, I'm an achromatarian.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I only eat foods that can be applied to nachos

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


LifeSunDeath posted:

Beans and maple cake

:quebec:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I attempted to make clarified lime juice this past weekend by putting it through a ZeroWater filter.

It turned it into water

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Iron Crowned posted:

I only eat foods that can be applied to nachos
Kebab snack pack but it's on a bed of tortilla chips.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

LifeSunDeath posted:

I only eat clear foods now, I'm an achromatarian.

How did you survive when they pulled crystal Pepsi from the shelves? A diet of ice, glass noodles, and unflavored gelatin?

Edit: a diet of clear things would be prism food

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Iron Crowned posted:

I only eat foods that can be applied to nachos

*thinking hard* you eat literally everything?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

lol at you "I only eat foods" chumps. Talk about needless self-limitations

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
How many levels of smaller nachos on top of nachos do think is achievable?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Anything is food if you're brave enough.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


LifeSunDeath posted:

How many levels of smaller nachos on top of nachos do think is achievable?

The mathematicians would say infinite but let's be honest at some point you're just putting chip crumbs and not actual chips.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Zil posted:

The mathematicians would say infinite but let's be honest at some point you're just putting chip crumbs and not actual chips.

Just change scale at that point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3Z_RBbtHQ

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Data Graham posted:

I attempted to make clarified lime juice this past weekend by putting it through a ZeroWater filter.

It turned it into water

And, presumably, distilled lime solid, which you should definitely try to eat.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

52 million people watched this lunatic play in a dollhouse.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

OwlFancier posted:

And, presumably, distilled lime solid, which you should definitely try to eat.

All the lime is in the filter. Otherwise it would be great in a mint julip

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Eat the filter?

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Mymla posted:

52 million people watched this lunatic play in a dollhouse.

Actually it owns and so do they.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
It looks like squeezing liquid soap or clear lotion onto your food.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Schubalts posted:

It looks like squeezing liquid soap or clear lotion onto your food.

Gotta protect ourselves from the virus somehow

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