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bird with big dick posted:I got a window that opens and faces the alley maybe I’ll just piss out the window tbh HR person: Well, we could fire him for that, but do we want him in here pissing out, or out there pissing in?
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How the hell can you call yourself a medical professional when you allow someone to casually walk around with the potential to spread the freakin plague.
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We’ve noticed you performing bodily functions at your desk and we are rewarding your time saving initiative with a 12 pack of extra large socks and a double big gulp mug
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I'll tell you why they shouldn't take a container into the office and pee into it. I'll go into details about why they shouldn't unleash that frothy gold stream into a used chinese takeout container or a gatoraid bottle they found in the parkinglot and are using like a rebound girlfriend. I could go into massive, heart-rending details about how good it would feel to unzip and feel the stagnant office air, wafting over their unkempt pubes as they unfurled their pee pee pipe proudly. Oh I could do ALL that. I could do SO much more you drat bastards. You'd like that wouldn't you? Well? It's gonna cost you AUD$100.
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Apr 29, 2020 00:21
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Yeah man you know we want to talk about penises you don’t have to be a tease
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Apr 29, 2020 00:22
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Philthy posted:How the hell can you call yourself a medical professional when you allow someone to casually walk around with the potential to spread the freakin plague. okay you tell him to do something
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Apr 29, 2020 00:28
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Unless you are the steamy genitals of a horse Mike Pants is not interested
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Apr 29, 2020 00:31
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Philthy posted:How the hell can you call yourself a medical professional when you allow someone to casually walk around with the potential to spread the freakin plague. mayo clinic gets $340 million in government funding annually. Likely some higher up said it wasn't worth potentially losing hundreds of millions of dollars in funding because they pissed off Trump/Pence cool system we have
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Apr 29, 2020 00:34
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bird with big dick posted:Yeah Why not it’s my office I don’t wanna get the roni walking the hall every 10 minutes to take a piss Every 10 minutes? Time to schedule that prostate exam.
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Apr 29, 2020 00:35
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I just like to piss
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bird with big dick posted:I just like to piss preachin to the choir here brother
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Philthy posted:How the hell can you call yourself a medical professional when you allow someone to casually walk around with the potential to spread the freakin plague. every part of it is just terrible. the VP who doesn't just do it because it's the right thing to do, the doctor who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on, literally everyone who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on; if they did, and he said no, that's even worse I really can't understand why he didn't wear a mask, like I can't even think of a CHUD reason
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empty whippet box posted:every part of it is just terrible. the VP who doesn't just do it because it's the right thing to do, the doctor who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on, literally everyone who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on; if they did, and he said no, that's even worse
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exactly. plus refusing to wear a mask is major right wing signifier in general right now. a photo of pence without a mask on combined with a lot of fingerwagging from the media simply helps him appeal to his base
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Apr 29, 2020 00:56
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Philthy posted:How the hell can you call yourself a medical professional when you allow someone to casually walk around with the potential to spread the freakin plague. By not wanting to have the ensuing shitstorm that would follow calling the vice president out on it.
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empty whippet box posted:every part of it is just terrible. the VP who doesn't just do it because it's the right thing to do, the doctor who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on, literally everyone who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on; if they did, and he said no, that's even worse every single thing in modern life must be part of the culture war wearing a mask is team blue COVID-420 fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Apr 29, 2020 01:03
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Philthy posted:How the hell can you call yourself a medical professional when you allow someone to casually walk around with the potential to spread the freakin plague. when they're in the inner circle of the president
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Apr 29, 2020 01:03
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The right wing trend is now anti mask. Apparently masks are a sign of submission to the evil gubmint
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My biggest fear while wearing a mask when I'm out is some chud starting poo poo with me.
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Apr 29, 2020 01:13
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Right, but isn't there a rule that the Coronavirus can't infect rich, important people? They're, like, out of bounds of something.
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empty whippet box posted:every part of it is just terrible. the VP who doesn't just do it because it's the right thing to do, the doctor who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on, literally everyone who is too much of a coward to tell him to put a mask on; if they did, and he said no, that's even worse Should’ve just tried to hand him a mask while he’s next to the covid victim while cameras rolling and don’t say anything.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:My biggest fear while wearing a mask when I'm out is some chud starting poo poo with me. Cough a lot, drop the mask, hack a big loogie, and say “what? I got so,ethimg I can’t shake”
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Single leg the chud, get in their guard and just start coughing all over them
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Pennywise the Frown posted:My biggest fear while wearing a mask when I'm out is some chud starting poo poo with me. If I somehow wasn't at risk... Oooooh the poo poo I would flip the bougie mfs in my neighborhood out without masks on.... I'd curse them in front of their kids Instead I mostly stopped going out on walks and dance around in the livingroom. They are everywhere with their kids maskless. 
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Time_pants posted:Right, but isn't there a rule that the Coronavirus can't infect rich, important people? They're, like, out of bounds of something. He's built up his immune system by sharing bodily fluids with other non-human mammals.
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bird with big dick posted:Yeah Why not it’s my office I don’t wanna get the roni walking the hall every 10 minutes to take a piss You may want to get checked for die-yuh-bee-tees.
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Inept posted:mayo clinic gets $340 million in government funding annually. Likely some higher up said it wasn't worth potentially losing hundreds of millions of dollars in funding because they pissed off Trump/Pence hey whoa, seems like you are trying to critique the united states in some way here, but according to our president we've done everything right and china is entirely to blame in this matter the system is perfect and cannot fail
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Pennywise the Frown posted:My biggest fear while wearing a mask when I'm out is some chud starting poo poo with me. Conservatives are cowards who only feel safe in numbers. I’m more worried about the cop with an itchy trigger finger who’s scared enough to gun down a masked up minority because they felt “their safety threatened.”
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Pitdragon posted:trying to critique the united states in some way here  You really think anyone would do that? Just go on the Internet and critique the united states in some way?
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Personally, if I were China, I'd've said NO to the Corona-flu right then and there on the spot.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Personally, if I were China, I'd've said NO to the Corona-flu right then and there on the spot. You and me, Plant MONSTER. we're the only two ones with any sense!
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ruddiger posted:Conservatives are cowards who only feel safe in numbers. I’m more worried about the cop with an itchy trigger finger who’s scared enough to gun down a masked up minority because they felt “their safety threatened.” Hmmm. Both of those are true.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:My biggest fear while wearing a mask when I'm out is some chud starting poo poo with me. That’s why I go strapped
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ruddiger posted:Conservatives are cowards who only feel safe in numbers. I’m more worried about the cop with an itchy trigger finger who’s scared enough to gun down a masked up minority because they felt “their safety threatened.” I think you're being a bit paranoid. Even if you are a minority it's easy to not get shot. Just follow these steps. . . 1. Take off your mask. (likelihood of being shot at this point, 93%) 2. Lay on your back in in the middle of the sidewalk/street. (likelihood of being shot at this point, 90%) 3. Have your arms raised up in the air away from your body. (likelihood of being shot at this point, 87%) 4. Calmly shout out that you are unarmed and really, really don't want to be shot. (likelihood of being shot at this point, 86.5%) 5. Don't be a visible minority. (likelihood of being shot at this point, 0.05%)
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Pinche Rudo posted:The right wing trend is now anti mask. Apparently masks are a sign of submission to the evil gubmint This seems like a problem that will solve itself.
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Pitdragon posted:hey whoa, seems like you are trying to critique the united states in some way here, but according to our president we've done everything right and china is entirely to blame in this matter China has murdered 60k 'mericans. How's that for WMD's?
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:China has Trump could possibly qualify for second degree murder.
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Blistex posted:Trump could possibly qualify for second degree murder. And if not him the Scott Fitzgerald and Robin Vos from Wisconsin who sued to make people vote during a pandemic. At least 50 people who have covid-19 now have been linked to the elections. If any of those people die then they are murderers.
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