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Yea but Trump is just at war with himself and the media.
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Some children apparently suffer from an hypothetical kiddie covid which shares symptoms with a thing called Kawasaki (?) disease.
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Apr 29, 2020 12:08
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r u ready to WALK posted:A few million deaths will have been worth it if it finally means the end of all these loving open seating landscape office layouts Yeah, I for one won't get excited about going back to the office until I get my own 200sf office, a couch for napping, unrestricted internet access, access to tinker on my bicycles and motorcycles whenever I need a little downtime, a mame arcade and my dog hanging out under my desk. WFH for life!
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Withnail posted:Yeah, I for one won't get excited about going back to the office until I get my own 200sf office, a couch for napping, unrestricted internet access, access to tinker on my bicycles and motorcycles whenever I need a little downtime, a mame arcade and my dog hanging out under my desk. WFH for life! ...or a typical software startup.
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Apr 29, 2020 12:51
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Withnail posted:Yeah, I for one won't get excited about going back to the office until I get my own 200sf office, a couch for napping, unrestricted internet access, access to tinker on my bicycles and motorcycles whenever I need a little downtime, a mame arcade and my dog hanging out under my desk. WFH for life! i recommend going into advertising & marketing, the one i know has all that plus has a skate half pipe out in the back
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Rad-daddio posted:...or a typical software startup. Yeah, well I work for an aerospace/defense contractor. Hail Satan. No dogs allowed.
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Apr 29, 2020 13:04
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OMFG FURRY posted:people who have wealth don't look at hard labor/blue collar jobs and ask how hard can it be, they know how hard it can be, thats why they don't want to do it. they ask 'whats the lowest amount i can pay someone to do this work for the most gain'. thats capitalism 101 This is why 65% of new businesses fail. They don't get consulting on this level. You should charge for this stuff. I'd have gone out there and thought "Just pay whomever whatever the gently caress to do anything", but you're saying I shouldn't. This is news, BIG news.
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Apr 29, 2020 13:40
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Hopper posted:And who exactly would step up to say " this may be a pandemic and state of emergency, but mr. Trump you can't just declare yourself president like that"? The Governors of New York, California, Washington, and Oregon, for starters. But hey, enjoy your paranoid delusions.
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I really hope my wife doesn't get to work from home forever eventually when this is over. I love her obviously, but as a shift worker getting a weekday free to myself to hang around and chill in my underwear all day is literally the only benefit to shift/night work.
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Apr 29, 2020 13:45
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i loving hate that motherfucking piece of poo poo e: not your wife
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Mozi posted:i loving hate that motherfucking piece of poo poo Lmao
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Apr 29, 2020 13:46
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lol at the meat packing plants saying they can't open because all their employees are too sick to work they literally have no one to run the plants president is dumb enough to think beep boop executive order fix everything beep boop wrong again dumbo
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Apr 29, 2020 13:51
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Wifi Toilet posted:I’m sure meat plant workers are specialized enough that the government won’t break their union and replace them with untrained scabs. They’re certainly more important than say, air traffic controllers. A large amount of any given plants workforce is unskilled too-expensive-to-replace-with-robots labor or worthless managers that shouldn't exist. When you get down to the USDA/FDA certified inspectors that take temperatures/weights or the people directly running/maintaining the machinery that are taught over years how to handle ancient esoteric machines the company refuses to replace then you can't really just throw someone in there. So I have a feeling the National Guard will be sent in or something and you'll have idiots plowing out raw/undercooked/unfrozen meat full of metal shavings because the one worker that knew the metal detector doesn't properly reject at line speeds above 200 patties per minute or something.
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Mozi posted:i loving hate that motherfucking piece of poo poo Ahaha
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Philthy posted:lol at the meat packing plants saying they can't open because all their employees are too sick to work
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If you’re WFH and have some free time, go read The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Some children apparently suffer from an hypothetical kiddie covid which shares symptoms with a thing called Kawasaki (?) disease. Yeah that's correct. E: Withdrawing my lovely joke about keyboard demo settings. Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Disco Pope posted:Yeah turns them into boat engines and keyboards. My son is stuck in Samba mode and we dont know when it will end.
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Rectal Death Adept posted:A large amount of any given plants workforce is unskilled too-expensive-to-replace-with-robots labor or worthless managers that shouldn't exist. When you get down to the USDA/FDA certified inspectors that take temperatures/weights or the people directly running/maintaining the machinery that are taught over years how to handle ancient esoteric machines the company refuses to replace then you can't really just throw someone in there. I don’t think Trump or many people in general can conceive of a problem that can’t be Superstar Captain-of-Industry Capitalismed away Machines are off? TURN THEM ON! They don’t see the people’s problems because they have always seen people as the problem
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Apr 29, 2020 13:57
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It's funny that the earth is healing because humans are getting hosed. Now we can't even slaughter as many animals either. If I was a religious man, I'd say this was divine providence, an act of a higher power to subdue humanity and show us the error of our ways
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I Unironically hope every last meat processing and meat producing farm goes bankrupt and meat is unavailable for a long time. It's the number one thing killing this planet, it's bad, Jim.
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Apr 29, 2020 14:01
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Disco Pope posted:Yeah that's correct. I thought it was loving funny lol
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Withnail posted:Yeah, well I work for an aerospace/defense contractor. Hail Satan. No dogs allowed. lol, I do freelance design for a medical device company and that place is like a kennel sometimes. I don't know how they even answer phone calls with all the barking.
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You dumbies that want the meat closed will be singing a different (a morbid) tune when you are overrun with chickens everywhere going bacaw and pecking the ground because we, as a whole, have decided to stop killing them.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:You dumbies that want the meat closed will be singing a different (a morbid) tune when you are overrun with chickens everywhere going bacaw and pecking the ground because we, as a whole, have decided to stop killing them. And so the beak shall inherit the earth
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Son of Rodney posted:I Unironically hope every last meat processing and meat producing farm goes bankrupt and meat is unavailable for a long time. I will hunt and eat chubby republican children in the playgrounds of the wasteland.
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Cacafuego posted:If you’re WFH and have some free time, go read The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism. So apparently this book says some govts use crisis times to push unpopular policies unopposed. But every time I ask Americans why they don't oppose their government more it's usually a mix of "it's impossible", "it's too dangerous" and "I actually love leopards eating my face". So I have a distinct feeling there's much more to the picture than just "disaster capitalism" SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:You dumbies that want the meat closed will be singing a different (a morbid) tune when you are overrun with chickens everywhere going bacaw and pecking the ground because we, as a whole, have decided to stop killing them. Maybe with all those roosters around I’ll get back to a good sleep schedule! 
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Rad-daddio posted:I will hunt and eat chubby republican children in the playgrounds of the wasteland. good way to get prions which is a good way to get brain holes which is a good way to become republican B)
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Fartbox posted:the earth is healing No it's not.
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I finally watched this video that someone posted a few days ago. It's loving terrifying. It's about coronavirus misinformation and the media outlets pushing it. Rush Limbaugh can eat a loving dick. That's gotta be one of the most dangerous people in the entire country. I mean, I knew he was bad but I never really thought about all of the damage he's doing. He's the voice of the right. Whatever they say, he said it. Those dumb, easily refutable arguments, he made them. I loving hate these people with a passion. From the bottom of my heart. I hate them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRFbwjwQ4VE edit: I really loving hate them and it affects my daily life.
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unpacked robinhood posted:Some children apparently suffer from an hypothetical kiddie covid which shares symptoms with a thing called Kawasaki (?) disease. Can we call it Kid VID??? 
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Philthy posted:lol at the meat packing plants saying they can't open because all their employees are too sick to work The cool thing about, for example, the Smithfield class action suit https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/smithfield-foods-sued-over-working-conditions-missouri-during-coronavirus-n1191796 is that very little media is reporting the fact that the suit isn't seeking money... Associated Press posted:The lawsuit doesn’t seek monetary damages but is asking for an injunction to force Smithfield to comply with Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and public health guidelines. And the President is literally seeking to protect the companies from suits of this nature across the board.
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Time_pants posted:Can we call it Kid VID??? 
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Son of Rodney posted:I Unironically hope every last meat processing and meat producing farm goes bankrupt and meat is unavailable for a long time. top five maybe Professor Shark posted:I don’t think Trump or many people in general can conceive of a problem that can’t be Superstar Captain-of-Industry Capitalismed away I've worked most of my life in various kinds of manufacturing. It would be pretty on brand for Trump to be the new manager that comes in with galaxy brained ideas. "Why is this production line running 40 units per minute." "Because these two machines are bottlenecks that can only run that fast, after extensive modifications/aftermarket parts. The STS is rated for 25 and is currently running 60% over capacity and somehow stable." "So you are saying it's speed can be increased. Give me 60 units per minute by the end of the week" "It doesn't work that way, you'll start having more downtime because the machines will tear themselves up and have extremely inconsistent runs" "Are we going to have a problem here? I don't like "Can't Do" Workers." "WHY IS THAT MACHINE NOT RUNNING" "Because it's failed 37 quality checks in a row at the camera" "MAKE IT RUN" "We are attempting to fix the printer that is causing every unit to be rejected from the line" *speaking in a mock mentally challenged voice* "HIT THE BUTTON AND MAKE IT GO" So yeah. Throw mass foodborne illness on top of covid19 as people who don't know what they are doing try to run the balls off of 1980s era machinery to keep up with some outrageous quota Trump is going to decide on. We need to output 50,000,000 chicken wings in 1/4th the time as usual to prove AMERICA IS BACK TO WORK and MANUFACTURING IS STRONG. What do you mean they are raw?!? What do you mean they have buckshot in them?!?!?! Rectal Death Adept fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Apr 29, 2020 |
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