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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

I said come in! posted:

This sounds like a sexual fantasy of his far more than a thing that is actually happening.

the c spam thread did a lot better with than GBS for shame

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Famethrowa posted:

:stare:

it's always just been "large adult sons" everywhere I've seen it so I'm not sure where that slur version came from.

Yeah I've heard large adult roughly 12 trillion times, never heard the edgy homophobic version even once.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I said come in! posted:

This sounds like a sexual fantasy of his far more than a thing that is actually happening.

Exactly what I thought

Large
Adult
Sons

is repeated and no way would some dad write about them like that

It's ChudFreedomPorn

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

necroid posted:

lol they look like cartoons I can't imagine them torturing dogs to death, it must've been a ghastly sight

Here's a picture of them with a different dog.

Look at the dogs face. You tell me what that dog has seen.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spinz posted:

Did you watch it? It's awesome :haw:

I watched it, and then I posted it to the whatsapp that my gf and her sister and friends use, and asked them what the gently caress is wrong with Virginians since that's where they're all from, and now we're all arguing about where, on average, Virginians fall on a scale of Pervert and Stupid.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

Here's a picture of them with a different dog.

Look at the dogs face. You tell me what that dog has seen.



That looks like that cupcake dog.

Samsquamsch
Jun 6, 2011

Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdown, Mexican touchdooooown!

ruddiger posted:

Remember when right leaning goons were implying that we'd have riots if Americans weren't allowed to go back to work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ms1WydbwA


https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/29/business/meat-processing-plant-workers-reaction-executive-order/index.html

I'm the hope that this administration's liability protections are for the workers and not Tyson Foods

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

Exactly what I thought

Large
Adult
Sons

is repeated and no way would some dad write about them like that

It's ChudFreedomPorn

spin they were trolling

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I am surprised we've only had minor small protests to be honest. Despite what it looks like on the internet, it's really a super tiny number of people that are being stupid.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



bird with big dick posted:

Yeah I've heard large adult roughly 12 trillion times, never heard the edgy homophobic version even once.

I'm not gonna drag this out anymore because I regret bringing it up in the first place but I just want to reiterate that it's absolutely not something I made up

ruddiger posted:

quote:

"All in all, it can be a good thing if done right," the person said. "But my faith in this administration has never been strong and is nonexistent currently. I wanna know what these added 'liability protections' are going to be."
Other workers are skeptical.

Oh my goodness bless this poor man's heart. He thought it was HIS liability Trump was talking about protecting :ohdear:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*pushes the last thumbtack into the board*

"Look if you include the slur and connect the dots it draws a big ol wang on the map!"

necroid
May 14, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

Here's a picture of them with a different dog.

Look at the dogs face. You tell me what that dog has seen.



everything in this picture feels uncomfortable

Warthog
Mar 8, 2004
Ferkelwämser extraordinaire
Here's an update from the socialist hellhole that is Switzerland:

Our national TV released some impressions on what everybody's doing during those troubled times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB6UwgpavS8
People are rioting because they're eager to get back to work following the recommendations to stay home if possible.
Whoever can is working from home, businesses that have been ordered shut get compensated, most (this part's complicated) businesses that are hit indirectly get money to survive.
There's even a summary of all the measures in US-English: New corona virus: information in easy-to-read language

I've really enjoyed the time I spent communicating with people from "across the pond" ever since Quake World and wish you all the best for your fut.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

Warthog posted:

Here's an update from the socialist hellhole that is Switzerland:

Our national TV released some impressions on what everybody's doing during those troubled times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB6UwgpavS8
People are rioting because they're eager to get back to work following the recommendations to stay home if possible.
Whoever can is working from home, businesses that have been ordered shut get compensated, most (this part's complicated) businesses that are hit indirectly get money to survive.
There's even a summary of all the measures in US-English: New corona virus: information in easy-to-read language

I've really enjoyed the time I spent communicating with people from "across the pond" ever since Quake World and wish you all the best for your fut.

Ugh. Sounds awful.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

spin they were trolling

You got 3 people with that one. Shameful.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

It's is super optimistic for them to actually engrave Fauci and Birx's names on there in the assumption that they'll see out the entire pandemic


The other coins in the collection are something else as well if people aren't familiar with them:

quote:

#7 Coin, BE BOLD, FACE FEAR, THINK BIG, DONALD TRUMP, LIMITED EDITION - 1000 COINS, NUMBERED, CERTIFICATE, VELVET CASE, Historic Moments in Global History Collection, Symbolizes the Genius Level Thinking & Proven Successes of President Donald J. Trump
https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/product-p/coin7-case.htm

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pennywise the Frown posted:

You got 3 people with that one. Shameful.

were losing our edge man

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
Is https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com affiliated in any way with the actual white house? Like the National Collector's Mint. It's very :911: but seems like it could be somebody just making a buck?

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


So that's what he did with all the Help My Spine money.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Guy Axlerod posted:

Is https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com affiliated in any way with the actual white house? Like the National Collector's Mint. It's very :911: but seems like it could be somebody just making a buck?

the actual white house lmao, no. Trump yes. Meanwhile carter had to sell his peanut farm lol

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Hazo posted:

I'm not gonna drag this out anymore because I regret bringing it up in the first place but I just want to reiterate that it's absolutely not something I made up

Well it's a phrase that gets zero hits on Google, so if you didn't make it up, the guy who told it to you made it up, and you're the only two stupid enough to use it.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The other coins in the collection are something else as well if people aren't familiar with them:

https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/product-p/coin7-case.htm

Ok come on man at a certain point we have to stick to actual problems and stop making up this ridiculoh my god







cda posted:

Well it's a phrase that gets zero hits on Google, so if you didn't make it up, the guy who told it to you made it up, and you're the only two stupid enough to use it.

Ok cool. I'm stupid. Do a forums search and drop it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Guy Axlerod posted:

Is https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com affiliated in any way with the actual white house? Like the National Collector's Mint. It's very :911: but seems like it could be somebody just making a buck?

It was created by President Truman and was originally called The White House Police Benefit Fund but it doesn't look like it's affiliated with the actual White House any more as far as I can tell. It looks like they get away with using the name and the logo because it got grandfathered in.
https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/aboutus.asp

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

were losing our edge man


Pennywise the Frown posted:

You got 3 people with that one. Shameful.

Tbf I shouldn't count

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Don't Talk To Me Or My Large Adult Sons Ever Again

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Update on my work fears from earlier:

Looks like my job has voluntary return to the office on May 11th and mandatory return on June 1st with employees alternating days in a 50/50 team setup. I'll probably have to return to the office sooner than that, since I work in IT. I'll probably know for sure soon during tomorrow morning's department meeting with the CIO. Still really, really, really, really don't want to head back to work, but I'd rather stay employed I guess. They pay me very well and allow me a high standard of living and I'd rather not lose that! USA USA USA! :capitalism:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I feel like if GBS could talk to Covid-19 face to face, we would let them see that we have more in common than we do in conflict, and convince them to stop

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
dad is POWERLESS against his TWO LARGE ADULT SONS while his WIFE is LAUGHING at how PATHETIC he is!!!!

Huskalator
Mar 17, 2009

Proud fascist
anti-anti-fascist

Guy Axlerod posted:

Is https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com affiliated in any way with the actual white house? Like the National Collector's Mint. It's very :911: but seems like it could be somebody just making a buck?

No not at all and I can't find any evidence that it has anything to do with Trump either.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Rolo posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255352014042738688

He actually tweeted this. I thought it was a joke. gently caress this stupid rear end in a top hat idiot.

Jesusfuckingchrist I thought it was a joke as well. The "Sooo" I assumed was the giveaway.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Guy Axlerod posted:

Is https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com affiliated in any way with the actual white house? Like the National Collector's Mint. It's very :911: but seems like it could be somebody just making a buck?
i like that sweet airforce one jacket

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

sweet thursday posted:

I feel like if GBS could talk to Covid-19 face to face, we would get infected

Warthog
Mar 8, 2004
Ferkelwämser extraordinaire

The Ferret King posted:

Ugh. Sounds awful.

it's horrible - just look at the curves:


those so-called "social democracies" are going to kill everybody who's a social being or a democrat or whatever

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Walgreens had the Boston Market Salisbury Steak + Mac on sale -- SCORE
got strawberry shortcake popsicles too

Not sure why I'm losing weight I've been eating and drinking like a loving animal

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Supreme Allah posted:

Walgreens had the Boston Market Salisbury Steak + Mac on sale -- SCORE
got strawberry shortcake popsicles too

Not sure why I'm losing weight I've been eating and drinking like a loving animal

Stress? Stress...

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Samsquamsch posted:

I'm the hope that this administration's liability protections are for the workers and not Tyson Foods

hehe

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


unpacked robinhood posted:

Some children apparently suffer from an hypothetical kiddie covid which shares symptoms with a thing called Kawasaki (?) disease.

I mentioned this in the other Corona thread. But this is not good. I had Kawasaki when I was a few months old and it was one of the most horrifying experiences my mom went through with me. I was on multiple doses of adult painkillers and asprin, I was bleeding out of every hole, I had IV’s in each limb, and my skin was falling off in sheets, along with my baby dick moments from falling off. The disease if not caught in time and treated properly can cause serious heart issues later in life (I think I got off lucky, reading about these new cases is making me want to get full physical when this blows over). We had it in the early 90’s however so I am sure its easier to diagnose now that you dont have to happen upon a random dusty rear end science journal about rare diseases. I think my mom had to go to around 10 different doctors before one even had heard of it.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Update on my work fears from earlier:

Looks like my job has voluntary return to the office on May 11th and mandatory return on June 1st with employees alternating days in a 50/50 team setup. I'll probably have to return to the office sooner than that, since I work in IT. I'll probably know for sure soon during tomorrow morning's department meeting with the CIO. Still really, really, really, really don't want to head back to work, but I'd rather stay employed I guess. They pay me very well and allow me a high standard of living and I'd rather not lose that! USA USA USA! :capitalism:

Welp, stay safe. It sounds like you have a pretty good case on being WFH...see what the rationale of being in an office is

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

Tbf I shouldn't count

That’s true

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

zer0spunk posted:

Welp, stay safe. It sounds like you have a pretty good case on being WFH...see what the rationale of being in an office is

There's absolutely no reason for it because I work for a real estate firm that owns and operates shopping malls. 98% of our work in the home office could be done remotely forever. But I assume the idiot Boomer leadership is all about the illusion of proper American working culture for America and max productivity in the office or whatever the heck, so why not rush straight back into the Coronavirus infested real world? :911:

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