KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

Tulip posted:

Glorantha in general has a lot of the same appeals as K6BD, notably: an extremely high level of fantasy with complex motivations and insane magic.

Wait is that EVILAK?

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Draga: Dec 9, 2011; WASHI JA!

Grouchio posted:

Wait is that EVILAK?

Did I just walk into the Two Best Friends Play reddit?

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Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

MikeJF posted:

Also from the tumblr, 2016

that "or so" is doing a lot of work right there

# ? Apr 29, 2020 14:51

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

nimby posted:

She's going to win by not fighting, by just standing there and letting Solomon David make a fool of himself. Think about it, why did SolDave only annihilate the fighters advancing towards him? He's one of the 7 kings of creation. King in Latin is rex. SolDave is a tyrant.

He's a secret tyrannosaurus rex that can only see things if they're moving.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 15:44

The Halogens: Sep 2, 2011

She's going to use her master key to teleport to the fight, then make a portal in Solomon that functions as a fistula. She will take blood from there, give it to the people. Democracy dawns on Rayuba.

And as a bonus, anyone can take a peek inside the fistula and see how the salami is made.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 17:52

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You want fucking bees?
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The Halogens posted:

She's going to use her master key to teleport to the fight, then make a portal in Solomon that functions as a fistula. She will take blood from there, give it to the people. Democracy dawns on Rayuba.

And as a bonus, anyone can take a peek inside the fistula and see how the salami is made.

I wonder if she's gonna Eris Lo-Kai him, and make him punch himself to death.

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If you ever see any of my brothers tell them Victor says howdy.; Fallen Rib

# ? Apr 29, 2020 18:15

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

The Halogens posted:

She's going to use her master key to teleport to the fight, then make a portal in Solomon that functions as a fistula. She will take blood from there, give it to the people. Democracy dawns on Rayuba.

And as a bonus, anyone can take a peek inside the fistula and see how the salami is made.

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion. Physical violence is just one of the ways someone can be cut down.

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habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

She's going to tease Sol Dave with the cruelty of a sorority sister, cutting him to the quick.

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

habeasdorkus posted:

She's going to tease Sol Dave with the cruelty of a sorority sister, cutting him to the quick.

"Nice empire. For a clown to have. At the circus."

a single tear rolls down Solomon David's cheek, yet his expression remains stoic

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Twibbit: Mar 7, 2013; Is your refrigerator running?

Turns out two thrids of Ki Rata techniques are verbal insults!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 20:20

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

paranoid randroid posted:

"Nice empire. For a clown to have. At the circus."

a single tear rolls down Solomon David's cheek, yet his expression remains stoic

"You're wearing that to the Ring of Power? What? No, I'm not saying you're ugly. Just, you have such interesting fashion sense."

# ? Apr 29, 2020 20:21

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

IMJack posted:

She has realized the secret to winning without fighting.

Fighting Solly D is suicide, so she has to clown him some other way without letting him fight back.

*chanting*
destroy the sun destroy the sun destroy the sun destROY THE SUN

# ? Apr 29, 2020 20:24

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

habeasdorkus posted:

"You're wearing that to the Ring of Power? What? No, I'm not saying you're ugly. Just, you have such interesting fashion sense."

I mean, she's done it before.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Apr 29, 2020

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MikeJF posted:

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

MikeJF posted:

I mean, she's done it before.

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IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Thanks for leaking the Patreon update about the upcoming K6BD x One-Punch Man crossover.

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eke out: Feb 24, 2013

MikeJF posted:

I mean, she's done it before.

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Fish Noise: Jul 25, 2012; IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Solomon will start his superspeed stomping approach, but suddenly cannot advance anymore, and realize that Allison has her palm against his forehead.

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

"Nice empire. For a clown to have. At the circus."

a single tear rolls down Solomon David's cheek, yet his expression remains stoic

Gog-agog goes nucking FUTS

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MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Lw9Zs98Gg

Except it works.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 23:01

Wyld Karde: Mar 18, 2013; She's so ~dreamy~

I can see it now. Salami Dude and Alison settling their differences with a Monkey Island fencing match. "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

# ? Apr 29, 2020 23:37

Kharn_The_Betrayer: Nov 15, 2013; Fun Shoe

The thing this last conversation with Incubus has me thinking is that he ultimately does want that cycle of violence that allison is talking about. His ultimate goal might be domination but he does want constant conflict to affirm himself before all others, and if its in perpetuity then all the better.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 23:47

Trebuchet King: Jul 5, 2005; This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!

I'm wondering if the last panel flickers are her halo-thing or embers of the cold white flame...

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Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

Well she's reaching out to the stone wall, White Chain is made of stone. If Allisson is done destroying maybe she's about to create a SICK burlesque body for our girl!

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Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

So wait

Life in K6BD is, explicitly, not an emergent property of chemicals, but a result of The Divine Flame. Conscious beings, generally, are Inheritors, and are either white flame (Servants & Angels) or black flame (Humans & Devils).

Is Gog Agog a Servant?

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reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

Tulip posted:

So wait

Life in K6BD is, explicitly, not an emergent property of chemicals, but a result of The Divine Flame. Conscious beings, generally, are Inheritors, and are either white flame (Servants & Angels) or black flame (Humans & Devils).

Is Gog Agog a Servant?

If her origin story still holds, her flame might still be that of the original black flame of the girl first eaten by Worms all that time ago.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 02:05

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Demiurge4 posted:

Well she's reaching out to the stone wall, White Chain is made of stone. If Allisson is done destroying maybe she's about to create a SICK burlesque body for our girl!

Then they show Solomon how to reach heaven...through dance.

He tries to punch them but misses every time, incapable of comprehending their movements.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 02:13

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

Sindai posted:

Then they show Solomon how to reach heaven...through dance.

He tries to punch them but misses every time, incapable of comprehending their movements.

They line up and their legs flail every which way while their torsos remain immobile. Solomon is unable to comprehend this seemingly conflicting dance. He hears a chorus of unfamiliar string instruments as a bright hole in reality opens up above the group and they ascend. The Riverdance continues as they rise up, the music getting louder and louder.

As the hole swallows them and finally closes up, a distant voice is heard:

"Reach heaven through violins"

# ? Apr 30, 2020 03:07

voting third party: Sep 5, 2006; ~

Maybe she'll visit Solomon in his dreams? Does he even sleep?

# ? Apr 30, 2020 03:26

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

She's gonna do passion and love and creation and red art and white art the gently caress out of poo poo and all the punch mans are gonna have no idea what to do with raw sexual creative energies

# ? Apr 30, 2020 03:43

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

Also hoping she uses wisdom, restraint, and emptiness to completely no sell some martial arts bullshit because she's got the key of Kings and she can just be like "nah actually" as long as she wants to.

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