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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being annoyed my girlfriend has started dressing "weird" recently? poor girl. Penis is both plentiful and low in value. Why settle ?
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My (34F) boyfriend (39M) wants to fine me $500 for lying about masturbationquote:For context, boyfriend and I have been together almost 2 years, and have lived together 1.5 years well why not posted:poor girl. Penis is both plentiful and low in value. Why settle ?
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Apr 30, 2020 00:54
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Holy poo poo Reddit is like 50% on the side of the parents. Pretty sure 50%+ of Reddit users are bootlicking conservative morons who side with "authority" figures like parents, so why is this surprising in any way at all?
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Apr 30, 2020 00:59
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She needs to start saving up to send them in a retirement home in Florida (ny).
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Apr 30, 2020 01:04
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Kuiperdolin posted:She needs to start saving up to send them in a retirement home in Florida (ny). Maybe a nice vacation to Paris Texas
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Apr 30, 2020 01:06
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DemoneeHo posted:My (34F) boyfriend (39M) wants to fine me $500 for lying about masturbation well why not posted:poor girl. Penis is both plentiful and low in value. Why settle ? I knew there’d be one right after but not like this lmao
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Apr 30, 2020 01:06
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DemoneeHo posted:My (34F) boyfriend (39M) wants to fine me $500 for lying about masturbation Still don't understand why these crazy idiot fools don't feel like the most blessed lucky dudes in the world to have ridiculously horny girlfriends who masturbate all the time... and instead feel threatened by their partners???? Don't they understand their horny girlfriends want their sad tiny penises more often when they're ultra horny??????
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Apr 30, 2020 01:08
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tbh I assume everyone on line is American and therefore a high chance they’re insane conservative christians. also way fatter and goonier than you’d imagine. He probably thinks her J/Oing is a waste of horny that he could’ve used to cum. horny is also very cheap and plentiful so again, why settle?
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Apr 30, 2020 01:09
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Silly Burrito posted:Maybe a nice vacation to Paris That'd be doing them a favor, the real one is a shithole.
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Apr 30, 2020 01:18
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AITA For ditching my brother on the side of the road and refusing to drive him anywhere else? quote:Hi. I'm a dad to a teenage girl who really adores musicals. (Currently, her favorites are Beetlejuice, RENT, and Something Rotten! I believe.) I've come to enjoy some of these musicals, even if they're not exactly my thing. It means I can bond with her over things she likes. Usually, when we're in the car together, I let her play songs from these musicals. This still counts, even when I have others in the car (My little girl outranks my friends, my coworkers, and whoever else. Unless it's her grandpa.) Although I have her turn it down a bit, out of respect.
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Apr 30, 2020 01:42
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DemoneeHo posted:Why is it imperative for this guy to get his leather slings, dragon dildos and pup hoods delivered to his sister's house under her name? This was a few pages but mods name change please?
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Apr 30, 2020 01:47
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For ditching my brother on the side of the road and refusing to drive him anywhere else? Next time he asks for a ride just run him over with your car.
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Apr 30, 2020 01:57
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I was on the dad's side until the album in question was RENT
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Apr 30, 2020 01:59
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call center manager posted:This can't be true. Considering this is a person who is likely in their early 20s, by that age it would be exceedingly difficult to learn two modern Greek standards as well as ancient Greek - ancient Greek that's good enough to actually read the Iliad, no less (keep in mind that "ancient" Greek wasn't a standardized language and could be anything between Aeolic, Ionian, Attic and Koinè Greek). It's a nice story but they overdid it on the language bit. I would have believed it if they'd just picked one variety of Greek or claimed they'd been tutored in ancient Greek for 6 years, otherwise this would mean this person would have sacrificed all their free time to learning various varieties of Greek from, say, age 13 to age 21. If that is the case, however, it would be an extremely lovely joke for the family to pull on this kid. Yeah I caught that too, she says she’s 17. I’m guessing she “knows Greek” the same way weebs “know Japanese”.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:01
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Look RENT sucks rear end but teens love it. The bigger issue is why everyone is blaming Dad here for his brother who just vanishes for days when he doesn't get his way??? Whaaat
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Apr 30, 2020 02:02
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For ditching my brother on the side of the road and refusing to drive him anywhere else? OP should just stab him to death next time his brother asks to be picked up from work.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:03
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Yeah the fact that the brother got to go on a fugue state for 4 days without contact with anyone caring except to blame OP is a family dynamic thats about as healthy as Charles II of Spain
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Apr 30, 2020 02:04
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big dyke energy posted:Look RENT sucks rear end but teens love it. The bigger issue is why everyone is blaming Dad here for his brother who just vanishes for days when he doesn't get his way??? Whaaat Because "you know how he gets when he's upset, why would you make him upset, he's faaaaamillly", most likely. Also because dad is a reasonable person who can be talked with, and brother is an angry jerk who turns to alcohol when he's crossed.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:12
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OP getting the blame explains a lot about why the brother is like that
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Apr 30, 2020 02:12
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Still don't understand why these crazy idiot fools don't feel like the most blessed lucky dudes in the world to have ridiculously horny girlfriends who masturbate all the time... and instead feel threatened by their partners???? Don't they understand their horny girlfriends want their sad tiny penises more often when they're ultra horny?????? It's about control. He doesn't want a GF who likes to screw him, he wants a GF who NEEDS to screw him.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:12
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Silly Burrito posted:Maybe a nice vacation to Paris We'd love to have them in Cairo Illinois
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Apr 30, 2020 02:16
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A nice trip to Las Vegas New Mexico.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:18
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AITA for not making a big deal about my friend transitioningquote:A little personal background I'm not exactly what you'd call an emotional person, I don't hide my emotions or push them down I just don't feel much to begin with. I had always thought that that was the endgame of the LGBT rights movement - being able to be fully honest about who you are with those around you, and having them calmly accept it and everyone get on with their lives.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:36
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who ARE these people who WANT loving drama and poo poo when they come out? my friends who just went "ok cool, thanks for letting me know" and then switched pronouns and never had another loving discussion about it are my fuckin lifesavers. the last thing i want is to have to make a big loving deal about my goddamn identity with people. it's an alien impulse to me
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Apr 30, 2020 02:41
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Maybe L had a longtime crush on the OP and was hoping to get a little action on it now that she's a woman? Or maybe she's just the center-of-attention type and expects everyone from her old life to like throw her a personal congrats-on-your-transition celebration the first time they see her. I'm also baffled just what her expectations are here.
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Apr 30, 2020 02:44
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Barudak posted:I was on the dad's side until the album in question was RENT I know, right? Put on some Avenue Q, come on!
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Apr 30, 2020 02:46
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I saw this one on twitter  Everyone there seems to think “oh it’s just her way of keeping a diary, she’s an analyst!” But that’s like, some loving stalker poo poo. Dude obviously shouldn’t have peaked behind the curtain, but if I found out my girlfriend had compiled a CIA level dossier on me complete with a pro/con list I’d be a bit upset.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:17
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Julius CSAR posted:Everyone there seems to think “oh it’s just her way of keeping a diary, she’s an analyst!” But that’s like, some loving stalker poo poo. Dude obviously shouldn’t have peaked behind the curtain, but if I found out my girlfriend had compiled a CIA level dossier on me complete with a pro/con list I’d be a bit upset. Licarn posted:Turns out it's not the violence or the wars that attract sociopaths, it's the spreadsheets.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:24
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The Computer Wore Birkenstocks
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Apr 30, 2020 03:30
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Julius CSAR posted:I saw this one on twitter Sounds like the dude is perfectly happy with the relationship otherwise. Some people just loving love spreadsheets, you know? Second possibility is that she is a philosophical zombie, like from blindsight, in which case he is dating something that is taking great efforts to look like a caring and loving human, but is just following arbitrary rules they don't understand. blindsight by Peter Watts posted:Both of you would've helped me out that day. And maybe he would've got there with good ol'-fashioned empathy while you had to cobble together some kind of improvised flowchart out of surplus parts, but that just makes your accomplishment all the greater.
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Apr 30, 2020 03:45
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Update from the Man Who Hates to Stare at Ducks
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Apr 30, 2020 04:10
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Important things like finance, politics, or gaming. Just shoot him into the goddamn sun and be done with it
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I (F 22) Am an Embarrassment to my Husband (M 23)quote:Hello! I can't help but feel unworthy of having my marriage with my husband. When we had first gotten together, he had a friend who would constantly intervene in our relationships, going so far as to fabricate lies about me cheating on my husband (who was my husband at the time). He would go around my husband's place of work, telling people he was only marrying me so he could live off base (my husband is in the military). I've never met this man before in my life, and I can't think of anything that I could've done to have earned that kind of hostility from him. My husband assures me that he's no longer friends with him and that his "pal" had only made up such things because he was upset to no longer have a friend to go partying with. Still, it hurt me quite a bit. He would come home, irritated because of what his coworkers would say on base. This was the first instance where I didn't feel good enough to be with my husband.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:21
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Apr 30, 2020 04:27
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Man when I was in the military a dude’s wife or girlfriend doing a keg stand or beer bong was just kinda SOP at our parties. What an uptight weirdo.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:32
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They're 22 and in the military it's embarrassing that anyone there didn't do a keg stand.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:33
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Invisible Clergy posted:Update from the Man Who Hates to Stare at Ducks gently caress this guy. I went to a cider mill with my girlfriend last year and there was a creek behind the mill that was full of ducks. I was so loving happy, they were pretty chill and let me walk right up to them.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:35
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Shared life experiences? Ugh, what is this irrational bullshit you're constantly preoccupied with! I only communicate about important things, like my latest CoD killstreaks.
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Apr 30, 2020 04:38
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i'm excited just thinking about those baby ducks
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (F 22) Am an Embarrassment to my Husband (M 23) Someone post that pasta about being an air force wife again. OP clearly hasn't read it. RubberLuffy posted:gently caress this guy.
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