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Did no one really take Trump aside and be like, "this is loving embarrassing, what the gently caress is wrong with you? There is a loving painting of Abraham Lincoln behind you, and you are the president of the U.S., serving guests in the White House, FAST FOOD. So again, I ask you, what the gently caress is wrong with you?"
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GolfHole posted:im really tired of this covid thing Take this negativity elsewhere, this is the thread where bad things are hilarious and good
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Apr 30, 2020 05:46
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No loving joke, I had a gag reflex when watching this.
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I said come in! posted:Did no one really take Trump aside and be like, "this is loving embarrassing, what the gently caress is wrong with you? There is a loving painting of Abraham Lincoln behind you, and you are the president of the U.S., serving guests in the White House, FAST FOOD. So again, I ask you, what the gently caress is wrong with you?" Someone probably did, and was immediately fired by him.
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Burt Sexual posted:Idk wtf this is about, but I had to check out your post,history to see context. Holy 180 Batman lol i am concerned that we might see a relaxing of standards at meat processing plants due to the executive order that they remain open that could possibly lead to me once again finding a toenail or thumbnail in prepackaged meat and yeah i thought this was gonna be like the ebola scare at first but i was dead wrong
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Pitdragon posted:i am concerned that we might see a relaxing of standards at meat processing plants due to the executive order that they remain open that could possibly lead to me once again finding a toenail or thumbnail in prepackaged meat Ebola's big scary thing is that it has a super high mortality rate right?
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The Trump burger feast is like the only goofy charming thing he's ever done
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I said come in! posted:Ebola's big scary thing is that it has a super high mortality rate right? high mortality rate and there didn't used to be a vaccine for it, plus the particular way it kills you is by basically liquifying your insides
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Bleusilences posted:Alberta is truly the Montana of Canada. "Montanada."
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I said come in! posted:Did no one really take Trump aside and be like, "this is loving embarrassing, what the gently caress is wrong with you? There is a loving painting of Abraham Lincoln behind you, and you are the president of the U.S., serving guests in the White House, FAST FOOD. So again, I ask you, what the gently caress is wrong with you?" No one will even question a middle-manager at an Arbys, let alone the President.
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Ebola is a horrible horrible virus but the one good thing about it relative to this fucker is that you're not infectious until you're super-sick. None of this asymptomatic carrier or ambiguous symptoms bullshit.
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Zugzwang posted:Ebola is a horrible horrible virus but the one good thing about it relative to this fucker is that you're not infectious until you're super-sick. None of this asymptomatic carrier or ambiguous symptoms bullshit. you can have positive viral loads in your semen after recovery with ebola. so its a toss up
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I said come in! posted:Ebola's big scary thing is that it has a super high mortality rate right? It got its scary cultural cachet because it was described in The Hot Zone, which was a huge bestselling book, like it came straight out of a death metal song.
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shovelbum posted:The Trump burger feast is like the only goofy charming thing he's ever done People will leave empty McDonalds cartons on his grave for the rest of time.
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Edit: nothing to do with the coronavirus. I continue to hope I don’t get it!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaFRheiGED0Bloody Hedgehog posted:No one will even question a middle-manager at an Arbys, let alone the President. Karen would question a manager... but she STILL won't question the president apparently. Big Beef City posted:There will be no raises, there will be no revolution in working from home, there will be no new attendance policies or service levels. For serious, I'm an IT person who got my first taste of work from home and I'm about 110% as effective as I was in the office. If they ever insist I come back, I'm straight quitting. They're just gonna have to deal with me never showing up in person again, one way or the other.
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Big Beef City posted:Here's a picture of them with a different dog. Their faces all look slightly off, like someone ran it through Content Aware Scaling but paused the gif after a few frames Derpies posted:This is literally the only photo ive ever seen with Trump looking happy too. Oh is that what his face is attempting? It looks like he stubbed his toe really hard and is trying not to cry.
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Big Beef City posted:Here's a picture of them with a different dog. It's like they just took a bunch of individual photos of each family member, composited them together and put it all in front of the first Getty Images result for 'study'.
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Why is the daughter holding her mouth slightly open Why does big Chungus in the back-middle not know how to smile What happened to the one on the left, what happened to his face The girl in that picture is Huckabee sanders, right? Good lord, she lost all happiness and delight in her life as she got older
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In every Huck family photo you will see a dog. You will never see the same dog twice.
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Why didn't they do as second take? If they did, how awful were the other takes? So many questions...
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I said come in! posted:Did no one really take Trump aside and be like, "this is loving embarrassing, what the gently caress is wrong with you? There is a loving painting of Abraham Lincoln behind you, and you are the president of the U.S., serving guests in the White House, FAST FOOD. So again, I ask you, what the gently caress is wrong with you?" No, because he only hires yes men and the whole government and country are complicit in it's upcoming collapse.
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It's just a flu, bro https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1255786751651647488
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sweet thursday posted:It's crazy the hilarious jokes you come up with when you finally have the time, you know? yeah i know, right? like for example knock knock who's there? covid-19 covid-19 who? ... um...
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one of the best things coming out of this is watching blue state people revolting against their lovely authoritarian leaders lmao, reading this thread and all of the brrrr trump and brrrr republicans is just really fascinating.
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btw does anyone else have issues w/ twitter embeds not working? for me it seems to cycle between everything working, then it just loads in the twitter text only and none of the visuals, then it doesn't load the embed at all. then it just starts working again at some point this is related to covid
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Mozi posted:btw does anyone else have issues w/ twitter embeds not working? for me it seems to cycle between everything working, then it just loads in the twitter text only and none of the visuals, then it doesn't load the embed at all. then it just starts working again at some point Is that on mobile? mobile has never worked right for me. On pc it's all just twiter links
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Mnoba posted:one of the best things coming out of this is watching blue state people revolting against their lovely authoritarian leaders lmao, reading this thread and all of the brrrr trump and brrrr republicans is just really fascinating. i'm sorry can you rephrase this in the form of a comprehensible sentence?
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ilmucche posted:Is that on mobile? mobile has never worked right for me. On pc it's all just twiter links no i'm on chrome on a pc. doesn't seem related to ublock or that sort of thing
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Mozi posted:no i'm on chrome on a pc. doesn't seem related to ublock or that sort of thing Oh, I don't know if I've ever seen twitter embed the whole tweet as opposed to links.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's just a flu, bro It’s too bad one of the trucks wasn’t able to refrigerate properly. It’s really putting a lot of pressure on funeral homes and crematories that just aren’t designed to store that many bodies. There’s a particularly big problem with New York simply not having enough crematories at the best of times because you are not allowed to have a crematory that is not attached to a cemetery. Bodies get shipped out of state to be cremated all the time. Funeral directors have to pay out of their own pocket for the extra body storage they need and they’re taking a huge financial cut due to not being able to make money on things such as funeral services, caskets, etc... It’s a really rough time for the funeral industry right now, and we don’t even know how dangerous it is to embalm Covid-19 victims. A medical examiner recently died of Covid-19, but it’s unclear if he contracted it from a body he worked on. Cremation is the least risky way to deal with the bodies.
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Zero VGS posted:For serious, I'm an IT person who got my first taste of work from home and I'm about 110% as effective as I was in the office. If they ever insist I come back, I'm straight quitting. They're just gonna have to deal with me never showing up in person again, one way or the other. yeah they'll just deal with it by hiring someone else after you quit
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Nessa posted:It’s too bad one of the trucks wasn’t able to refrigerate properly. It’s really putting a lot of pressure on funeral homes and crematories that just aren’t designed to store that many bodies. There’s a particularly big problem with New York simply not having enough crematories at the best of times because you are not allowed to have a crematory that is not attached to a cemetery. Bodies get shipped out of state to be cremated all the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wjO1TP_quI
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Nessa posted:It’s too bad one of the trucks wasn’t able to refrigerate properly. It’s really putting a lot of pressure on funeral homes and crematories that just aren’t designed to store that many bodies. There’s a particularly big problem with New York simply not having enough crematories at the best of times because you are not allowed to have a crematory that is not attached to a cemetery. Bodies get shipped out of state to be cremated all the time. What’s the most risky way to deal with the bodies? Also  at the idea that even in death, a corpse is still making money for people. So much so, that it is referred to as an industry. How has capitalism not yet created a disassembly line ( ) set to the tune of Powerhouse for the funerary industry to ensure the most cost effective disposal of American corpses? Surely, there’s a way to monetize that?
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because that's less profitable than selling add-ons and doing whatever the family wants for a commensurate fee when i die i want my ashes to be made into a slurry and put in one of those golden corral fountains
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Mozi posted:i'm sorry can you rephrase this in the form of a comprehensible sentence? Mnoba posted:one of the best things coming out of this is watching blue state people revolting against their lovely authoritarian leaders lmao, reading this thread and all of the brrrr trump and brrrr republicans is just really fascinating. I can translate! *hands you a picture of a diarrhea* That's what he said
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