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justcola posted:Can't believe it's not even May and we're already doing 'gritty' zoom calls. By June we'll have grimdark Microsoft Team meetings until plumetting down into virtual snuff meetings where everyones face is covered by a CGI dog mask that licks the screen everytime they open their mouths.
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Bobstar posted:Hard. Choices. I think the only thing that could get me onto a cruise ship is if it was nuclear powered retro future fallout/bioshock styling would also help
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Nuclear merchant navy is a great idea. Nuclear cruise liners pretty good too. Nuclear zeppelins probably bad, unless we get fusion down well enough that they could replenish their own helium.JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Can we please get the "yes haha yes" window but with a coronavirus looking in? I feel this image is way overdue 
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TACD posted:In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Webex For miles and miles the pods stretched out to the horizon, each black egg containing a human worker. Architecture was forgotten, concepts such as an interior or outside had just been replaced by the immediate interface of logos or nothingness. Waking from chemical sleep, the people logged onto the Artificial Britain dreamt by a lost AI beneath what was London. As they virtually commuted into work the avatars of England wondered if that was all there was, all there had been or could be. But the last of the millenials remembered. There was hope, whispered now and then between those that wanted to break the system, its meaning lost in the currents of time yet still seemed vital, important, maybe even a way out of the nightmare. "Skills wallets."
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Nuclear merchant navy would also be something that the US is already well equipped to do given that they already produce ship sized nuclear reactors. As presumably do some other countries.
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ARE YOU loving READY https://twitter.com/IndpndtLiv/status/1255842476776095744
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 So busy trying to decide if she could, didn't stop to think if she should. I'm torn because that is a very impressive display of skill but jesus christ the result is terrifying.
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XMNN posted:I think the only thing that could get me onto a cruise ship is if it was nuclear powered Do cruisers count? I’m sure there’s somewhere with those. Also slight aside sparked by coronavirus looking in meme: I made this in a flash of hope in a deep depressive pit today and thought you guys might enjoy it: 
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Only take away from the Captain Tom stuff is that a hundred year old guy managed to accomplish more for the NHS just by walking than the entire political and media establishment.
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anyone here full time minimum wage furloughed who can tell me what i'm about to be getting paid weekly approximately? i know its 261.60 a week before tax and everything else but idk how much i'll lose from that
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Welcome to Covid's Britain  Comrade Version:  learnincurve posted:ARE YOU loving READY THE SACRAMENT MUST BEGIN. THY FLESH CONSUMED. BRING FORTH THE IDOL  [e]:  Excellent  Like the detail of the RNA code.
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Apr 30, 2020 15:45
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Jose posted:anyone here full time minimum wage furloughed who can tell me what i'm about to be getting paid weekly approximately? salary calculator now has a furlough option: https://www.thesalarycalculator.co.uk/prorata.php
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Guavanaut posted:Nuclear merchant navy is a great idea. Nuclear cruise liners pretty good too. Nuclear zeppelins probably bad, unless we get fusion down well enough that they could replenish their own helium. 
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StarkingBarfish posted:Don't know if this has been posted yet. It's an absolute *gem*: An amazing new development in this: https://twitter.com/FDseale/status/1255758624699408385
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*side-eyeing my emergency wine* Yes. The Plan is still in play.
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Jose posted:anyone here full time minimum wage furloughed who can tell me what i'm about to be getting paid weekly approximately? About 208 before tax? I think, assuming it's 80% of what you would be getting. Although I'm terrible at maths so other posters feel free to correct me on that - I know we have some number sorcerers ITT chestnut santabag posted:An amazing new development in this: Oh gently caress  Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Doccykins posted:salary calculator now has a furlough option: https://www.thesalarycalculator.co.uk/prorata.php cheers, looks like its about £202. hopefully the government reply to the umbrella company soon so i get a fair bit more but lol at that idea
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chestnut santabag posted:An amazing new development in this: I think I'm dead, I'm experiencing derealization, help I don't know if I exist any more.
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chestnut santabag posted:An amazing new development in this: 
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chestnut santabag posted:An amazing new development in this: TL:DR I ran a civilisation into the ground as a joke
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Jose posted:why did twitter insist that i see tim westwood was trending and its because of this Finally Westwood get cancelled, should have happened years ago.
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Jose posted:why did twitter insist that i see tim westwood was trending and its because of this https://twitter.com/pork_pie_guy/status/1255863208042266630?s=20
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keep punching joe posted:Finally Westwood get cancelled, should have happened years ago. There was a 48 hour period where I got Really Angry About Westworld. It's just sex robots and a lot of people have real problems RN
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chestnut santabag posted:An amazing new development in this: Pretty sure this is a meta joke- there's too much background on Tory Amos out there
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learnincurve posted:ARE YOU loving READY I'm excited to see where this goes next. The one-upmanship on Poppy Fascist Island is going to reach dizzying new heights. I'm convinced Boris Johnson will name his kid Tom at this point.
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Colonel Tom John Bull Brexit Johnson.
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James McClean abused horrifically when football returns for not wearing his pre-match Captain Tom commemorative tracksuit
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Answers Me posted:I'm excited to see where this goes next. The one-upmanship on Poppy Fascist Island is going to reach dizzying new heights. I'm convinced Boris Johnson will name his kid Tom at this point. We're going to be burning people in a giant, poppy-covered effigies of Captain Tom, Wickerman-style, furiously clapping in praise of the NHS as people burn. [e]: NiceVVV Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 30, 2020 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:We're going to be burning people in a giant, poppy-covered effigies of Captain Tom, Wickerman-style, furiously clapping in praise of the NHS as people burn. Funny you should say that... https://twitter.com/IAmDanJordan/status/1255883914314424327
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Answers Me posted:I'm excited to see where this goes next. The one-upmanship on Poppy Fascist Island is going to reach dizzying new heights. I'm convinced Boris Johnson will name his kid Tom at this point. It's joint second favourite along with George (both at 8/1). But since 'Wilfred' has been slashed to 2/1 and is getting something like 1/4 of all bets, it seems like something might have leaked...
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Red Oktober posted:It's joint second favourite along with George (both at 8/1). Willy Johnson? No way (it will be)
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Red Oktober posted:It's joint second favourite along with George (both at 8/1). Ah, young Wilf, named after his dad. His middle names are "Uldis Tainforth Acuntry"
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kingturnip posted:What does the Board of Deputies do when they're not shrieking about anti-Semitism within the Labour Party? Take turns sucking off Viktor Orban lol
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