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McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Sticking with my original suggestion

McSpanky posted:

> combine hand sanitizer with witch's brew, throw on hideous abomination

> hope Babe is ok

# ? Apr 29, 2020 10:56

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 06:06

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Foul Ole Ron posted:

> look at babe and say your sorry and cast reduce balls. Say your sorry for everything that has happened. That you love her.

Then

> stare deep into babe's eyes and cast transfer large balls, freeing her from the mass and taking it onto yourself
> die heroically
> unlock babe as playable character
> new game +

# ? Apr 29, 2020 11:34

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

>coat one of the femur swords with potion, use potion-sword to slice Babe free

# ? Apr 29, 2020 11:46

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

McSpanky posted:

> combine hand sanitizer with witch's brew, throw on hideous abomination

> hope Babe is ok

# ? Apr 29, 2020 11:50

The Strangest Finch: Nov 23, 2007

>Drink potion to unleash latent psychic talent.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 12:18

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Arrhythmia posted:

>cast reduce balls....

ban this sick filth

# ? Apr 29, 2020 12:55

Mudfly: Jun 10, 2012

Thinking out loud here, but maybe we could use the witch's potion as lube ?

# ? Apr 29, 2020 13:23

Eastbound Spider: Jan 2, 2011

>throw flag over the abomminations eyes

# ? Apr 29, 2020 13:37

a glitch: Jun 27, 2008; no wait stop; Soiled Meat

>remove all clothes in the hopes it makes us look less edible

# ? Apr 29, 2020 13:59

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

This is a pretty standard ball based horror cliche. So we need a standard ball stomping cliche to take it down.

>Summon ex-wife

# ? Apr 29, 2020 14:16

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Pinche Rudo posted:

>cast enlarge balls on yourself

>Drink the potion

>hit the creature with a stone cold stunner

>celebrate by drinking more of the potion and flipping the creature off

> this, but kick it in the balls before the stunner

# ? Apr 29, 2020 15:05

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

>offer the creature COSTCO CARD

>equip FEMURS (dual-wield)

>enchant FEMURS with BOWL OF MAGIC LIQUID

>stab giant balls

# ? Apr 29, 2020 17:32

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

although, now that i think about...no idea what's in that magic liquid.

maybe, prior to stabbing balls:

>dip FEMURS into HAND SANITIZER (that way we can sterilize the creature from the inside?) :psyduck:

# ? Apr 29, 2020 17:39

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

get the poster who speaks pangolin back in here we are so close

# ? Apr 29, 2020 17:46

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

>tell babe you love her

>take off flag skirt

>pour magic liquid onto flag skirt

>stuff 1/2 into bottle of hand santizer

>light and throw towards monster

>save babe

# ? Apr 29, 2020 23:34

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Pahilla the Hun posted:

although, now that i think about...no idea what's in that magic liquid.

maybe, prior to stabbing balls:

>dip FEMURS into HAND SANITIZER (that way we can sterilize the creature from the inside?)

>inject hand sanitizer into scary balls to save Babe

# ? Apr 29, 2020 23:46

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

>cast enlarge balls on hand sanitizer

# ? Apr 30, 2020 00:26

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

I'm afraid our only solution is to use callbacks.

Shankel Magnus posted:

> Have Babe eat the corpses while sharing the fact �a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

RepeatingMeme posted:

> Pour baba yaga potion on ground to create mud pit

Arrhythmia posted:

> Wallow. Just a little.

> Put fingers to your mouth and whistle, calling Babe into the magic liquid pit.

Nooner posted:

pound your hog

# ? Apr 30, 2020 01:56

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

>undress and reveal yourself as a mummy

# ? Apr 30, 2020 04:08

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Pahilla the Hun posted:

>offer the creature COSTCO CARD

Going with this. That monster looks like a Trump supporter if I've ever seen one. A monster with artificially enhanced balls screaming at the top of its lungs while having a face resembling swine.

Yep. Costco card is a huge distraction for this beast.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 04:15

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

PTSDeedly Do posted:

>pray to Melek Taus

# ? Apr 30, 2020 04:44

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

Inserting disc 3 of 3.

Game processing extra day.

Only one ending can be achieved.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 06:42

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Atma posted:

Inserting disc 3 of 3.

Game processing extra day.

Only one ending can be achieved.

We'll only need one :colbert:

# ? Apr 30, 2020 06:52

CopperHound: Feb 14, 2012

Atma posted:

Only one ending can be achieved.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it is the ending we deserve.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 07:44

nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Sticking with my original suggestion as well:

>Equip femurs. Wave ball flag around like a matdor cape and try to get creature to impale itself on the femurs. Attempt to avoid the Babe parts though

# ? Apr 30, 2020 08:14

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

> insert disc 4

# ? Apr 30, 2020 08:42

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

I don't think we know reduce balls, but if we do the casting process for enlarge balls in reverse it'll work, right? ...right?

Do the casting process for enlarge balls in reverse.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 10:41

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# ? Apr 30, 2020 10:50

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Atma posted:

Inserting disc 3 of 3.

Game processing extra day.

Only one ending can be achieved.

>swap discs during a cutscene

# ? Apr 30, 2020 12:10

Manwithastick: Jul 26, 2010

The sad thought that we are approaching the end makes me wonder what we missed not staying in the van

# ? Apr 30, 2020 17:38

nockturne: Aug 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

Manwithastick posted:

The sad thought that we are approaching the end makes me wonder what we missed not staying in the van

Definitely should have nicked a chocolate bar from Costco's, that would have got the guild's attention for sure.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:19

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

nockturne posted:

Definitely should have nicked a chocolate bar from Costco's, that would have got the guild's attention for sure.

There are bats here, maybe this is the area where we can become a vampire.

> slash wrists with femurs
> offer blood to bats

# ? Apr 30, 2020 18:46

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

>remove suit to display mummy costume and scare evil thing

# ? Apr 30, 2020 19:07

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

TheAardvark posted:

>remove suit to display mummy costume and scare evil thing

and

> FINALLY start the monster mash

# ? Apr 30, 2020 19:12

Less Is Definitely: Jan 10, 2012

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> �Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.�

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh :black101:

# ? Apr 30, 2020 21:27

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh

Seems like pretty much the only way for Gibbis to achieve the 'good' ending. Not everyone's coming out of this one alive.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 21:38

twit666: Nov 16, 2006; Soiled Meat

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> �Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.�

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh

This.

# ? Apr 30, 2020 21:59

thehoodie: Feb 8, 2011; "Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> “Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.”

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh

# ? Apr 30, 2020 22:08

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> �Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.�

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh

yesss this is perfect

a storybook ending for our hero' quest to find himself, huge balls, and friendship

# ? Apr 30, 2020 22:18

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Less Is Definitely posted:

We got to save Babe.

> Remove hazmat hood
> Remove surgical mask
> Stand fearlessly in front of abomination
> �Babe, I know you are in there. I never told you this but... you are the best friend I ever had. I love you.�

Wait for the abomination to become distracted with inner turmoil.
> Throw bowl of magic liquid at abomination to weaken it
> Use femurs to violently cut Babe out of the mass of flesh

this but remove the whole suit because atma drew that whole mummy costume and we kept it for two frames

# ? Apr 30, 2020 22:29

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