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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?


Keep America Great.

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Mnoba posted:

you are wrong and it's scary that there are people out there that think like this

this is how every country that ever defeated a pandemic did it

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

angryrobots posted:

Goons - everyone going to their jobs and business is impinging on MY PERSONAL SAFETY

Also goons - I expect my power, water, and especially internet to stay on, my trash to be picked up, and for packages, groceries, and fast food to be delivered on time to my doorstep.

this is a tremendously stupid analogy. how often are you interacting with your power guy? how long is the checkout line for your local trash hauler?

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Rolo posted:



Keep America Great.

My liberty to punch dumbasses like this person in the face is no longer restricted by their need to keep their faces healthy? Nice.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bernie Panders posted:

why does everyone assume that people wanting to return to work is a trumper? i literally need money for food and shelter, i have no money because my UI claim is in limbo. no more money is coming from the government. why am i a bad person for wanting to feed my family the only way i can

Nice try trump lover.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


The President is mostly gnawing on old feuds today as he retweets and whines about Michael Flynn and Ukraine. He is also retweeting that Mitchell idiot who is predicting that the summer economy will be so strong that the Democrats will claim the virus was a hoax Trump used to create a short term recession into an amazing rally.

Xenocides fucked around with this message at 01:26 on May 1, 2020

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Rolo posted:



Keep America Great.

Give me freedom and give you death.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Mnoba posted:

you are wrong and it's scary that there are people out there that think like this

you do need a lot of people working to keep infrastructure going but lol @ being scared of that of all things coming out of this pandemic

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Mnoba posted:

you are wrong and it's scary that there are people out there that think like this

What the gently caress are you doing browsing the forums during working hours

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Rolo posted:



Keep America Great.

This tag has a story behind it and I want to know what it is.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


The Germ King

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Rolo posted:



Keep America Great.

GERM-K
Keep AIDS Safe

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

LOL, my company - that's had us work from home since March - just sent out an email that they don't plan on changing the policy until mid-July since working from home has been actually working out.

I unironically can't wait for the next two months of going in to be the designated computer toucher each Monday and spending 8 hours in an empty, dark building, with no one walking up with "a quick question" or "the service desk said I should come up".

I also can't wait for it to get extended again because our main offices are all in chud states opening early and the company set their "evaluation" right when the new spike will likely hit.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


There currently exists somewhere along the lines of 100,000,000 - 100,000,000,000 earth hours of recorded porn on the internet.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


The porn industry will be churning along long after they are powering their camera batteries with cockroaches on hamster wheels.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Bernie Panders posted:

why does everyone assume that people wanting to return to work is a trumper? i literally need money for food and shelter, i have no money because my UI claim is in limbo. no more money is coming from the government. why am i a bad person for wanting to feed my family the only way i can

Did you buy an account just to post this?

It's not your fault of course that you're out of money. But a lot of governments around the world succeed in putting everyone except the absolute necessary workforce on unemployment.
It feels like Turbm and his wacky demon crew want to push every poor person in every possible branch of the economy back to work no matter what the consequences.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Reminder that hazard pay or your safety in general are not your employer’s priority in any sense of the word.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

It's all about that amateur content anyway

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Yeah this will just turbo-charge the shift towards webcam stuff like chaturbate.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

This is insanely stupid because not only is there more than enough commercially produced porn out there to last decades upon decades for the average viewer but there's also more than enough amateur porn on dozens upon dozens of websites all over the internet. Every porn company could shut down tomorrow forever and every person on this loving planet would still never run out of new boobs, vaginas, butts, and dongs to masturbate to as long as they want for all eternity. Amateur porn is probably more popular than commercially produced crap too and that's never going away.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

ruddiger posted:

What the gently caress are you doing browsing the forums during working hours

burt told me to watch over you folks

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

ftfy

Dr.Caligari posted:

https://twitter.com/sciotopost/status/1255643404823920641?s=20


Some people have said it’s because the tests they used were contaminated with the virus. That sounds like a level of thinking that makes one fee better about their own chances, but it could be.

It’s all very distressing

So wait, they're saying they're actually getting the virus from reused test swabs or something? What a way to go out

Play fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Apr 30, 2020

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I don’t want to watch any old random porn I want to watch videos from exploitedmethaddicts.com and if they aren’t producing new content for 18 months we’re going to have a real problem.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Only stale cakefarts for you from now on, sorry

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

mrfart posted:

Did you buy an account just to post this?

It's not your fault of course that you're out of money. But a lot of governments around the world succeed in putting everyone except the absolute necessary workforce on unemployment.
It feels like Turbm and his wacky demon crew want to push every poor person in every possible branch of the economy back to work no matter what the consequences.

Yeah i washed loving dishes before this and i'm sat at home watching the windows98 movie stream on 80% pay drinking fortified wine. the uk gvypt is poo poo but less poo poo than whatever you poor fucks have to deal with

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bird with big dick posted:

I don’t want to watch any old random porn I want to watch videos from exploitedmethaddicts.com and if they aren’t producing new content for 18 months we’re going to have a real problem.

GBS is text based

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Fatkraken posted:

Yeah i washed loving dishes before this and i'm sat at home watching the windows98 movie stream on 80% pay drinking fortified wine. the uk gvypt is poo poo but less poo poo than whatever you poor fucks have to deal with

we pay taxes comparable to the most civilized of countries for the privilege of getting shot if we cease our toil lmao

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

bird with big dick posted:

I don’t want to watch any old random porn I want to watch videos from exploitedmethaddicts.com and if they aren’t producing new content for 18 months we’re going to have a real problem.

You and me both, how am I gonna get meth now?

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

bird with big dick posted:

I don’t want to watch any old random porn I want to watch videos from exploitedmethaddicts.com and if they aren’t producing new content for 18 months we’re going to have a real problem.

Don't worry, they can exploit the meth addicts form a 6ft distance while wearing homemade masks

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
lol at the people looking at over 200k worldwide deaths in the course of a couple months, with no sign of letting up anytime soon, thinking this is no biggie and demanding we reopen because "muh freedom" and "but economy"

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

bird with big dick posted:

I don’t want to watch any old random porn I want to watch videos from exploitedmethaddicts.com and if they aren’t producing new content for 18 months we’re going to have a real problem.

Yeah, I agree. I can't get off unless I'm watching Eastern European BBWs acting out Jojo's Bizarre Adventure scenes except they're naked and having sex with each other and there hasn't been a new film produced in over a month.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Bernie Panders posted:

why does everyone assume that people wanting to return to work is a trumper? i literally need money for food and shelter, i have no money because my UI claim is in limbo. no more money is coming from the government. why am i a bad person for wanting to feed my family the only way i can

Honestly? In an ideal functional world we'd simply use emergency government money to temporarily keep afloat businesses that had to close, as well as provide a stipend to people like yourself who can't work.

Yes of course I know it's not "simple" technically. You can't just produce money from nowhere. Unless it's trillion dollar bailouts for failing industries or additional breaks for megacorporations and billionaires who dodge taxes. But for out-of-work Americans and their families? Pretty sure that's sociali-something. Maybe you should have worked harder and gotten a job in an essential industry.

I know we all dunk on capitalism and I genuinely feel bad for shoe store owners and florists and stuff when they were just filling a demand and there's no way they could have seen this coming. But this could be fixed so simply if we weren't run by just such selfish FYGM assholes.

food court bailiff posted:

this is a tremendously stupid analogy. how often are you interacting with your power guy? how long is the checkout line for your local trash hauler?

Yeah I work in infrastructure protection/public safety and can definitively say utility and construction workers are busting their asses right now because they're not working in crowded conditions and thankfully they don't have to in order to keep your water/electricity/Internet/gas/sewer working.

They're also exceptionally strained because people stuck at home are bored and dumb as poo poo and keep cutting into power lines while doing their DIY projects. loving call 811 before you ever put a shovel in the ground.

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Don't worry the US just passed 60,000 deaths, there's no way the UK will ever close the gap now :patriot:



https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...-u-s-fatalities

Trump dodging both.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Trump is hoarding the federal porn stockpile and refusing to distribute it to the horniest states.

Lotti Fuehrscheim
Jun 13, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Struggling to feed your family and pay rent is very tough and loving terrible, but there's a global public health crisis going on and people are dying by the thousands. There's 25k+ new cases nationally per day and this epidemic isn't ending anytime soon. This isn't just about you. It's about society as a whole and we're hosed.

If you suffer for the good of society, society should do its best to lessen your suffering.

Here in most of Europe business may be under severe threat, but there is basic income for practically everybody.

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


i am harry posted:

There currently exists somewhere along the lines of 100,000,000 - 100,000,000,000 earth hours of recorded porn on the internet.

Seriously. The free month of porn hub premium and a ripping app and I won’t need “ new”porn for years at this point.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Lotti Fuehrscheim posted:

If you suffer for the good of society, society should do its best to lessen your suffering.

Here in most of Europe business may be under severe threat, but there is basic income for practically everybody.

I agree with you 1000%, but unfortunately America is a third-rate hellhole run by corporations, the wealthiest 1%, and bloodsucking conservative evangelical pricks, so we will never mirror what Europe has intelligently been doing for decades.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Animal-Mother posted:

Trump is hoarding the federal porn stockpile and refusing to distribute it to the horniest states.

watersports titles especially

Bio-Hazard
Mar 8, 2004
I HATE POLITICS IN SOCCER AS MUCH AS I LOVE RACISM IN SOCCER
I'm sorry that your grandma is living out her last days as a forgotten walking vegetable, she certainly deserves to live a couple weeks longer during this overhyped flu.

Working families feeding their kids? They should have saved up the money. The government will help them out, surely.

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

LionArcher posted:

Seriously. The free month of porn hub premium and a ripping app and I won’t need “ new”porn for years at this point.

What do you get out of a premium membership? Isn't all porn that was ever made streaming for free now?

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