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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Bunch of hearses driving around the Capitol in Georgia to protest reopening.

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LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Blistex posted:

What do you get out of a premium membership? Isn't all porn that was ever made streaming for free now?

Easier access to longer videos and more videos. It was free last month and lasted a month. No credit card needed. Also, having them offline is nice in the sense that if something weird goes down (porn is illegal or porn hub gets busted for child porn or some other BS) I have them on a back up hard drive. Same with erotic comics. I’m starting to download as much stuff (not just adult content, think media I own and things like ifixit guides) as I can, on multiple hard drives. If the world gets truly hosed for long enough, not having to reply on the internet for stuff will be handy. It’s why I’m glad I still buy games physically mostly.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

LionArcher posted:

Easier access to longer videos and more videos. It was free last month and lasted a month. No credit card needed. Also, having them offline is nice in the sense that if something weird goes down (porn is illegal or porn hub gets busted for child porn or some other BS) I have them on a back up hard drive. Same with erotic comics. I’m starting to download as much stuff (not just adult content, think media I own and things like ifixit guides) as I can, on multiple hard drives. If the world gets truly hosed for long enough, not having to reply on the internet for stuff will be handy. It’s why I’m glad I still buy games physically mostly.

poo poo dog you’re going to be like that dude in the book of eli if grandma was right about jerking off too much

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

LionArcher posted:

Easier access to longer videos and more videos. It was free last month and lasted a month. No credit card needed. Also, having them offline is nice in the sense that if something weird goes down (porn is illegal or porn hub gets busted for child porn or some other BS) I have them on a back up hard drive. Same with erotic comics. I’m starting to download as much stuff (not just adult content, think media I own and things like ifixit guides) as I can, on multiple hard drives. If the world gets truly hosed for long enough, not having to reply on the internet for stuff will be handy. It’s why I’m glad I still buy games physically mostly.

I see

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

LionArcher posted:

I'm downloading terabytes of porn and making backups.

Glad I've hosed enough to have a playlist of memorable experiences so I don't need a server rack of other people having sex to masturbate with if the internet goes down. :smug:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Rolo posted:



Keep America Great.

Life
LIBERTY
Happiness?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
While you were partying, I studied the blade downloaded erotic comics.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I too, am downloading as many erotic comics as I can to fill multiple hard drives should the "world go to poo poo" quote un quote.

naem
May 29, 2011

i am harry posted:

Glad I've hosed enough to have a playlist of memorable experiences so I don't need a server rack of other people having sex to masturbate with if the internet goes down. :smug:

por que no los dos dot gif

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

i am harry posted:

Glad I've hosed enough to have a playlist of memorable experiences so I don't need a server rack of other people having sex to masturbate with if the internet goes down. :smug:

:same:

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

People who catalogue and save porn are loving weird

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The end of that Twilight Zone episode where the world ends and the guy breaks his glasses at the library and shouts "But there was so much TIME now!" except it's unblinking server racks and the batteries just fell out of a dildo

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Debbi duz bugout bag

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

There Bias Two posted:

People who catalogue and save porn are loving weird

C’est si bon! Si bon! Si bon! And… remorse.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

There Bias Two posted:

People who catalogue and save porn are loving weird

Literally
In the end no doubt

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

There Bias Two posted:

People who catalogue and save porn are loving weird

What do you do if you want to jack it to something again? Start an online search and hope you can find it? Your dick is waiting!!!

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 30, 2020

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Lol thanks for this, for some reason your response to the porn king really cheered me up after a long day of bad news

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself cum
World serves its own needs
Don't mis-serve your own needs
Speed it up a notch, speed, grunt, no, strength

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

It’s the end of the world as we know it
And I went blind

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Supreme Allah posted:

It's all about that amateur content anyway
all that bad lighting :(

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
logging in to the disease thread to talk about my cum

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Maybe America... isn't the best country on earth? :confused:

cwinkle
Mar 7, 2008

Rosalind posted:

A research center I'm affiliated with is launching a coronavirus tracking study. Right now it's just a survey but the hope is to offer free at-home coronavirus testing in a few months if/when it becomes available. Please enroll in the study (all US residents 18+ are eligible) and let me know if you have any questions. I figured goons would like the opportunity to help further coronavirus research.

https://cunyisph.org/chase-covid/

They sent out the follow-up survey today. As a bonus they are sending a kit to get tested for antibodies. They don't say how long that will take but hey free testing.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


The Wastelands.


It's been years since the great calamity now known as the Ronapocalypse. The details of it have been lost in time, only vague ideas, spoken in hushed tones among close friends, exists. Food is scarce, weaponry more so. People are angry and untrusting. The raiders wear ersatz masks for reasons they've long forgotten, a vague performative ghost of a forgotten time.

I travel the wastes, carrying an iron rod, carefully bent into an approximation of a weapon to defend myself. I subsist on small plants and bugs I can scavenge, traveling from outpost to outpost. Much focus is on "the distance", an almost spiritual belief of unknown origin; the necessity of staying a certain distance from people. No one can quite elucidate the reasons for this, a relic of a by-gone era.

My job, if you can call it that, my only goal, is distribution of information. Ones and Zeros, created and written years ago, viewed on whatever equipment can be cobbled together from the hellscapes of the destroyed cities; a small piece of the past that can be experienced today.

I am the porno courier.

naem
May 29, 2011

the only thing worse than america is EVERYTHING ELSE EVER

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Captain Beans posted:

Lol thanks for this, for some reason your response to the porn king really cheered me up after a long day of bad news

Some people just really need erotic comics and we thank them for their service

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Some people just really need erotic comics and we thank them for their service

Yw

Lotti Fuehrscheim
Jun 13, 2019

naem posted:

the only thing worse than america is EVERYTHING ELSE EVER

If you suitably adapt all your definitions, you may able to confirm that.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
erotic comics is where spiderman is really horny? wondering how many i need to stockpile, tia thread

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
GBS is horny

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Genesplicer get the hose

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There's no need for porn after the end of the world as we know it, everyone will be in a post apocalyptic rape gang one way or the other.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
One hornt up goon and the entire fabric of gbs society begins breaking down

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

bird with big dick posted:

There's no need for porn after the end of the world as we know it, everyone will be in a post apocalyptic rape gang one way or the other.

Once again, it looks like The Road is our destination.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Porn is viral

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
We all though the corn guy was a joke but it was a prophecy and we aren’t the corn guy in this scenario

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It's gonna be like Waterworld except instead of traders peddling jars of dirt or preserved leaves, it's gonna be USB drives full of anime titties.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill give you three gamer girl bath water jars for that hentai USB drive

it better not be censored <:mad:>

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chomp8645 posted:

It's gonna be like Waterworld except instead of traders peddling jars of dirt or preserved leaves, it's gonna be USB drives full of anime titties.

The paper scene but it’s an erotic sonic the hedgehog comic

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

numberoneposter posted:

ill give you three gamer girl bath water jars for that hentai USB drive

it better not be censored <:mad:>

well, the tentacles are unblurred at least

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