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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
wtf are y'all worried about porn like there won't always be people down for drawing Yoshi giving birth to Garfield (pinnacle of hot)

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Miss me with the anime poo poo, but I do like me some comix.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

ill give you three gamer girl bath water jars for that hentai USB drive

it better not be censored <:mad:>

Four jars and I'll throw in a Forevially Fat Sparky jpg.

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Listen thread, you needed a distraction from the fact that we’re all hosed, so I gave it to you.
And I’ve got a hell of a lot more regular tv shows and movies than adult content sitting on my hard drives (need to set up a proper back up solution soon).


And don’t knock erotic comics. There are some good ones out there. (An ex was who turned me on to them).

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

phasmid posted:

Miss me with the anime poo poo, but I do like me some comix.
doonesbury porn for you

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

doonesbury porn for you

You'll meet a nice upperclassman someday.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

LionArcher posted:

Listen thread, you needed a distraction from the fact that we’re all hosed, so I gave it to you.
And I’ve got a hell of a lot more regular tv shows and movies than adult content sitting on my hard drives (need to set up a proper back up solution soon).


And don’t knock erotic comics. There are some good ones out there. (An ex was who turned me on to them).

A friend of mine is currently preparing to kickstart a queer erotic comic anthology with an emphasis in transmasc content. This will be his second erotic anthology kickstarter.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

LionArcher posted:

Listen thread, you needed a distraction from the fact that we’re all hosed, so I gave it to you.
And I’ve got a hell of a lot more regular tv shows and movies than adult content sitting on my hard drives (need to set up a proper back up solution soon).


And don’t knock erotic comics. There are some good ones out there. (An ex was who turned me on to them).

In the porn-apocolyptic hellscape of our dead gay planet, there will be injustice, and those who strike against it. You are the latter. You will stand alone. Without equal. Without...Parity. RAID(er) 0.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Entire armies will fight over woods porn stashes.

Mad Max got it half right.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Rad-daddio posted:

Entire armies will fight over woods porn stashes.

Mad Max got it half right.

"WITNESSSS MEEEEE!"

"Ew dude, put it away"

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

If anything we're getting more porn now that everyone is sitting at home making porn infront of their webcameras

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

LionArcher posted:

Easier access to longer videos and more videos. It was free last month and lasted a month. No credit card needed. Also, having them offline is nice in the sense that if something weird goes down (porn is illegal or porn hub gets busted for child porn or some other BS) I have them on a back up hard drive. Same with erotic comics. I’m starting to download as much stuff (not just adult content, think media I own and things like ifixit guides) as I can, on multiple hard drives. If the world gets truly hosed for long enough, not having to reply on the internet for stuff will be handy. It’s why I’m glad I still buy games physically mostly.

Man, I must be weird because I jerk it to erotic fanfiction, not erotic comics.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
this thread took a weird turn here on page 884

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


i am harry posted:

Glad I've hosed enough to have a playlist of memorable experiences so I don't need a server rack of other people having sex to masturbate with if the internet goes down. :smug:

I’m in a happy relationship with a great partner. I also was a bartender in my early twenties... so I’m not really missing out on real life experiences. But I like variety, and it’s not like I watch porn every day or every week even. I’d rather have access to it when I want it. Same reason I buy movies on blu Ray.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
gently caress.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
this thread has the weirdest derails

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pitdragon posted:

this thread has the weirdest derails

I means it’s better than people arguing about China

astral
Apr 26, 2004

I think Trump looked at the thread title because he's quietly letting the social distancing order (that ends today) expire.

quote:

"They'll be fading out, because now the governors are doing it," Trump said of the guidelines during a meeting with Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards on Wednesday.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

zer0spunk posted:

erotic comics is where spiderman is really horny?

https://twitter.com/Horny_Spiderman/status/21942929631

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
so it looks like they are undercounting the deaths from coronavirus. huh how about that

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



astral posted:

I think Trump looked at the thread title because he's quietly letting the social distancing order (that ends today) expire.

What? He’s been shrieking about “reopening for business” for weeks. This is what he wants.

Unless you mean he’s quietly shuffling responsibility for the inevitable deaths away from himself and over to his servile governors then, well, yeah.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Pitdragon posted:

so it looks like they are undercounting the deaths from coronavirus. huh how about that

Are you talking about this? Pretty interesting article that is basically comparing overall death numbers in countries to where they actually should be and going "wait a minute, tons of extra people are dying in all these countries but they aren't officially classified as coronavirus"

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/21/world/coronavirus-missing-deaths.html

quote:

Mortality data in the middle of a pandemic is not perfect. The disparities between the official death counts and the total rise in deaths most likely reflect limited testing for the virus, rather than intentional undercounting. Officially, about 227,000 people have died worldwide of the coronavirus as of Thursday.

But the total death numbers offer a more complete portrait of the pandemic, researchers say, especially because most countries report only those Covid-19 deaths that occur in hospitals.

“Whatever number is reported on a given day is going to be a gross underestimate,” said Tim Riffe, a demographer at the Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research in Germany. “In a lot of places the pandemic has been going on for long enough that there has been sufficient time for late death registrations to come in, giving us a more accurate picture of what the mortality really was.”

The differences are particularly stark in countries that have been slow to acknowledge the scope of the problem. In March, the Indonesian government attributed 84 deaths to the coronavirus in Jakarta. But over 1,600 people more than normal were buried in Jakarta cemeteries that month, according to data from the city’s Department of Parks and Cemeteries.

Ecuador recorded about 9,900 more deaths than usual compared to the same period in the last three years — about 12 times higher than the reported number of Covid-19 deaths in the country during the same period. And in Istanbul, the city recorded about 3,100 more deaths than expected from March 9 through April 26.

I think there was another, similar story specifically about the US. Deaths are way up, and the virus is really the only explanation one could think of for why that would be

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
especially as if we had locked down and there was no virus we would expect deaths to be down from average

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Pitdragon posted:

so it looks like they are undercounting the deaths from coronavirus. huh how about that

Pretty much everyone called it that this was happening back in March.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Play posted:

Are you talking about this? Pretty interesting article that is basically comparing overall death numbers in countries to where they actually should be and going "wait a minute, tons of extra people are dying in all these countries but they aren't officially classified as coronavirus"

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/21/world/coronavirus-missing-deaths.html


I think there was another, similar story specifically about the US. Deaths are way up, and the virus is really the only explanation one could think of for why that would be

yep, that was the one. saw a few other articles saying similar things too.

then i read articles like the one in the tampa bay times about florida stopping medical examiners from releasing death data and or the one about the 60 bodies being stored outside in unrefrigerated trucks and uh yeah not looking so good

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Link to the erotic comics

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
*skips to end of thread*

shovelbum posted:

Link to the erotic comics
*closes thread*

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Nessa posted:

It’s too bad one of the trucks wasn’t able to refrigerate properly. It’s really putting a lot of pressure on funeral homes and crematories that just aren’t designed to store that many bodies. There’s a particularly big problem with New York simply not having enough crematories at the best of times because you are not allowed to have a crematory that is not attached to a cemetery. Bodies get shipped out of state to be cremated all the time.

Funeral directors have to pay out of their own pocket for the extra body storage they need and they’re taking a huge financial cut due to not being able to make money on things such as funeral services, caskets, etc...

It’s a really rough time for the funeral industry right now, and we don’t even know how dangerous it is to embalm Covid-19 victims. A medical examiner recently died of Covid-19, but it’s unclear if he contracted it from a body he worked on. Cremation is the least risky way to deal with the bodies.

These are trying times and we need bold solutions. If there are not enough crematoriums, how about repurposing a rendering plant for corpse kibbilization? Rendering will destroy the virus, and once in kibble form the remains are stable until they can be disposed of permanently.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Facebook Aunt posted:

These are trying times and we need bold solutions. If there are not enough crematoriums, how about repurposing a rendering plant for corpse kibbilization? Rendering will destroy the virus, and once in kibble form the remains are stable until they can be disposed of permanently.

Ah, the Rimworld method.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just repurpose some old steel mills to mass crematoriums.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Had to have someone from India remotely update some hardware today for few hours. He was really chatty, and I wish I could have understood him easier but what I got out of it is that they are all locked down till the end of July at the soonest and they can't even leave their homes. They apparently have people that do everything for them and clean too? Also someone reboots the entire countries internet Linksys router every night.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Man, I must be weird because I jerk it to erotic fanfiction, not erotic comics.

you are the opposite of weird. erotic fanfiction is extremely normal. i was working in publishing when 50 shades of gray came out, that book made so much money random house was able to pay everyone in the company a $5000 cash bonus and buy penguin

(i didnt work for random house i was working for a much shittier little house and had to sit through endless "how do we cash in on this erotic fanfiction craze" meetings)

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Philthy posted:

Had to have someone from India remotely update some hardware today for few hours. He was really chatty, and I wish I could have understood him easier but what I got out of it is that they are all locked down till the end of July at the soonest and they can't even leave their homes. They apparently have people that do everything for them and clean too? Also someone reboots the entire countries internet Linksys router every night.

India has a really entrenched servant culture. Like if you're middle class you haven't "made it" until you have a driver, maid, cook, etc

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
Hell yeah my brother who died 2 years ago received a stimulus check today. My name is on it too since I filed his taxes after he died so i'm now deciding on buying $1200 worth of White Castle Crave Cases or the elusive Steve Allen Funko Pop!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Bloopsy posted:

Hell yeah my brother who died 2 years ago received a stimulus check today. My name is on it too since I filed his taxes after he died so i'm now deciding on buying $1200 worth of White Castle Crave Cases or the elusive Steve Allen Funko Pop!

Oh bless your heart. Did you not hear?

Papa would like for you to return that please.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Scaramouche posted:

India has a really entrenched servant culture. Like if you're middle class you haven't "made it" until you have a driver, maid, cook, etc

I dated a girl who had an Indian roommate and you could tell her roommate had never had to clean or cook for herself before. She tried but she just had no experience doing it so it was basically just an ongoing disaster. At least she had a chem degree so she didn’t do the ol “if I mix the bleach and the ammonia stuff will be super clean!” thing you see some people do.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Peachfart posted:

Ah, the Rimworld method.

Rimworld is a truthier vision of the future than we realized.

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
easiest way to get rid of the excess dead bodies and solve the meat crisis is soylent green duh

just make a giant blender and mix the bodies with some bleach then nuke it with uv light for a couple of seconds im sure it would work out fine

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Hazo posted:

Oh bless your heart. Did you not hear?

Papa would like for you to return that please.

In all seriousness I wasn't going to cash it since I figured Uncle Samuel would be asking for it back eventually.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Desperate Character posted:

easiest way to get rid of the excess dead bodies and solve the meat crisis is soylent green duh

just make a giant blender and mix the bodies with some bleach then nuke it with uv light for a couple of seconds im sure it would work out fine

Prions, my dude. For some reason cannibalism always leads to prions.

If we want an excess dead bodies and meat crisis synergy solution we should start feeding soylent kibble to the zoo animals. Then we can eat the meat that would have gone to feed the tigers and everyone is happy.

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