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Siljmonster posted:You never been to an Applebee's lol why the gently caress would i go to applebees
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May 1, 2020 07:38
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empty whippet box posted:why the gently caress would i go to applebees Because you can in america.
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May 1, 2020 07:41
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I just compared the rate of reported deaths each day to historical battles and loving lol we're fighting and losing the battle of gettysburg every three to four days
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May 1, 2020 07:43
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overmind2000 posted:I just compared the rate of reported deaths each day to historical battles and loving lol we're fighting and losing the battle of gettysburg every three to four days This may come as a surprise to you, but the Battle of Gettysburg lasted 3 days.
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May 1, 2020 07:45
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Charlz Guybon posted:This may come as a surprise to you, but the Battle of Gettysburg lasted 3 days. Ah right, I meant over the course of every three to four days. Three to four days taken as a whole would have read better in my post
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May 1, 2020 07:46
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overmind2000 posted:Ah right, I meant over the course of every three to four days. Three to four days taken as a whole would have read better in my post I mean that it makes the comparison even more apt.
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May 1, 2020 07:47
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overmind2000 posted:I just compared the rate of reported deaths each day to historical battles and loving lol we're fighting and losing the battle of gettysburg every three to four days four score and *fartz(* they knew what they signed up for
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May 1, 2020 07:48
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98,770 I'm sure sudden deaths have plateaued, which will lead idiots into thinking "it's over" and everyone becomes infected and we learn long term this destroys your genitals and kidneys and eyes and everyone envies the dead.
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May 1, 2020 07:50
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If we're using non-Civil War comparisons then every day is D-Day and every day and a half is the Tet Offensive. America is getting loving slaughtered
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May 1, 2020 07:54
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So I've been reading up on this coronavirus thing and I've got to say, it's not good folks. Not good at all.
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May 1, 2020 07:56
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Lol, given some of our governors that is quite the accomplishment. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1256083688284139521
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May 1, 2020 07:58
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Xaris posted:start? lol yeah anywhere with large-ish numbers of cases but low fatalities is very likely cooking the books. NY is probably the least dubious baseline and even NY is undercounting a lot, intentionally or no. NY is reporting a CFR of around 7.5%, really any states very much below that are probably hiding bodies.
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May 1, 2020 07:58
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This guy was at sea for three months. He kinda missed a lot. https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1256099633736167424
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May 1, 2020 08:05
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REOPEN 𝒪𝓊𝓉𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒮𝓉𝑒𝒶𝓀𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒 NOW
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May 1, 2020 08:06
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:tell that friend of a friend to kill himself
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May 1, 2020 08:07
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free all insane permabanned posters
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May 1, 2020 08:08
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Man Musk posted:REOPEN 𝒪𝓊𝓉𝒷𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝒮𝓉𝑒𝒶𝓀𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒 NOW Outbreak Steakhouse
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May 1, 2020 08:10
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Flunky posted:Outbreak Steakhouse That's a solid username
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May 1, 2020 08:10
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hahahaha I'm so loving scared
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May 1, 2020 08:11
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snoo posted:hahahaha I'm so loving scared Don't worry snoo. Most people go through life not knowing what will kill them, at least you don't have that to worry about.
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May 1, 2020 08:12
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Are we seeing civil unrest anywhere in the US (chud parades excepted)? I feel like this timeline owes me some riots.
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May 1, 2020 08:17
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snoo posted:hahahaha I'm so loving scared also it's pretty cool living through an actual historic moment in human history with neoliberalism being completely loving paralyzed, however much longer that may be. as my good pal jim morrison used to say, just break on through to the lmaoside * terms and conditions may apply
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May 1, 2020 08:20
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ryanrs posted:Are we seeing civil unrest anywhere in the US (chud parades excepted)? I feel like this timeline owes me some riots. nah just chud parades. it might not be till lockdown number 2, or number 3. give it q4 2020 at least jeez
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May 1, 2020 08:20
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Meanwhile it's snowing in Australia and a 40 foot wide sinkhole opened in Melbourne. Truly the end times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_s4vAoybKI
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May 1, 2020 08:20
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May 1, 2020 08:21
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Not that I'm hoping for riots, but it is kinda dispiriting that people aren't even getting agitated about the lovely federal response.
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May 1, 2020 08:22
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ryanrs posted:Not that I'm hoping for riots, but it is kinda dispiriting that people aren't even getting agitated about the lovely federal response. lol what are they going to do, go pack up the kids n family filling up a tank of gas with their last meager $100 savings and drive 2000 miles from deadbelt, kansas to washington dc to camp out on the WH lawns?
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May 1, 2020 08:23
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In a dark way Im starting to feel like we mightve overreacted to 9/11. Its a rounding error compared to this
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May 1, 2020 08:24
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ryanrs posted:Not that I'm hoping for riots, but it is kinda dispiriting that people aren't even getting agitated about the lovely federal response. The people smart enough to do that don't want to go outside into virus hell
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May 1, 2020 08:25
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:In a dark way Im starting to feel like we mightve overreacted to 9/11. Its a rounding error compared to this covid-19 ended jumbo jets in a way neither al-qaeda dhs nor swedish girls with yachts ever could have imagined. aircraft may evolve to be smaller and greener for the slim air travel that survives.
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May 1, 2020 08:29
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Inceltown posted:So I've been reading up on this coronavirus thing and I've got to say, it's not good folks. Not good at all. The environment has improved significantly in just a couple months of lockdowns, and this thing isn't going away for several YEARS. The most marginalized of capitlistic society are disproportionately the 'essential' workers that are barely keeping society functioning. A few more months and we'll run out of these people, forcing significant social support improvements or a total collapse of society. The worst parts of current society are significantly most at risk of infection and death, and most prone to ignoring warnings and spreading the disease. It is actually very, very good.
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May 1, 2020 08:30
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Xaris posted:lol what are they going to do, go pack up the kids n family filling up a tank of gas with their last meager $100 savings and drive 2000 miles from deadbelt, kansas to washington dc to camp out on the WH lawns? It'll be a twitch riot aight let's get guillotines in the chat let em know they hosed around and are bout to find out
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May 1, 2020 08:30
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FAUXTON posted:It'll be a twitch riot  ill start the wiki
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May 1, 2020 08:34
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Cumulative deaths by May 31st guesses: 1-76:  77-147:  The median guess is, once again, 169420. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/305906786408480770 I will collect more guesses tomorrow. There's still until 07:00 GMT May 2nd to guess. Notorious R.I.M. has issued a correction as of 08:50 on May 1, 2020 |
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May 1, 2020 08:36
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empty whippet box posted:why the gently caress would i go to applebees dey got good chickn crispesrs
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May 1, 2020 08:37
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Cumulative deaths by May 31st guesses: Itd be amazing if this ends up being an accurate predictor
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May 1, 2020 08:40
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My guess is zero, they'll delete the count
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lol 150% increase is the conservative end, sweet. wait that is a doubling time of more than three weeks. even assuming new york ain't the crazy town no more, that's already wrong. kater has issued a correction as of 08:53 on May 1, 2020 |
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