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Woke up to a coughing fit, dry nose, chest pain, and just general unwellness. Goodbye, goons.
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Lol at all these people guessing in the low hundreds of thousands. We're gonna get there in like 12 days.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Woke up to a coughing fit, dry nose, chest pain, and just general unwellness. feel better - i definitely think more exposure while you're sick, whether that's from your own droplets or people in proximity, worsens outcomes, so keep up with hand washing and what not hot showers also seemed to help when i had presumed covid in march
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May 1, 2020 15:03
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https://twitter.com/MikeElk/status/1256100404611485696?s=20quote:Willie Levi, 73, Dies; He Escaped a Life of Servitude something whatever set u free   fuckvjdsa;
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May 1, 2020 15:04
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captainbananas posted:have you ever taken the keys off and cleaned it?
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May 1, 2020 15:06
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Cumulative deaths by May 31st guesses: sign me up for 153,243.5 the half is a couple who both had coronavirus but she died WITH it when the dude cleaned his gun at her
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May 1, 2020 15:07
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/MikeElk/status/1256100404611485696?s=20  you heard the man, get the gently caress back to work
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May 1, 2020 15:08
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fits my needs posted:https://twitter.com/MikeElk/status/1256100404611485696?s=20 People with disabilities are just hosed over by the state so badly. They have less rights than normal people, they can be paid less for the same work, and can even be refused alcohol legally. When I went to fight some terrible brewery laws at the maryland legislature one of the discussions on the docket was a man with only physical disabilities who bars and liquor stores can and did legally not serve because he is "disabled" and they make no distinction between mental or physical. I believe disabled people are still being sterilized in many states.
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May 1, 2020 15:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:What if you put lava in lungs or maybe in a lamp? a very powerful lava lamp would do a tremendous number on the lungs, almost a cleaning
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May 1, 2020 15:10
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME 90,001
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May 1, 2020 15:11
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/SamanthaJPower/status/1255867624166211584 I don’t understand. Taiwan is part of China. China will be at the assembly.
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May 1, 2020 15:12
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Woke up to a coughing fit, dry nose, chest pain, and just general unwellness.  I will be sad if you die so you can't. I will elevate my complaint to Allah, the Highest manager of all.
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May 1, 2020 15:12
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:just a reminder that small business owners are usually human garbage, this guy is also on record being super pissed off his april fishing trip got canceled. Lmao as once again CV proves that small business owners owe their wealth and yacht fishing trips to their workers. 
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May 1, 2020 15:12
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crossing my fingers for escalations in the chuds vs. cops battle
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May 1, 2020 15:13
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BeefThief posted:crossing my fingers for escalations in the chuds vs. cops battle chuds vs cops is like the french and indian war, it sounds like theyre the ones fighting but they're actually on the same side
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May 1, 2020 15:14
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facetoucher cat posted:I don't feed them once I get up, I've learned, they don't get fed until I've been up at least an hour or more so they don't associate the getting up with food. I'll lay there perfectly still in bed and as long as I don't move/cough/open my eyes they'll just vulture in a corner until then even if it's 10am. Once someone stirs they pull at my blanket pulling it off me/off the bed then start with screaming if I don't respond in a timely manner. To make sure it doesn't wake my husband up I just get up because he works so late. It's been much worse since I got sick because once I wake up I start coughing and they know I'm awake and I can't fake it mine can literally hear my eyes open and bolt from wherever they're at to tromp on me and yell and snort for breakfast. very annoying.
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May 1, 2020 15:16
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cumulative may death guess is 231,544 these numbers add up to 4+20 time cube four corners time, corona crown four square times
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:chuds vs cops is like the french and indian war, it sounds like theyre the ones fighting but they're actually on the same side they have been, but the desire for cops to assert their authority and the propensity for chuds to forget things they previously believed in a nanosecond may generate a strange rift (inshallah)
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BeefThief posted:crossing my fingers for escalations in the chuds vs. cops battle chuds who want cops who like cops to be chuds who do cops like they're chuds who do chuds like they're cops always shooting someone you really love
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May 1, 2020 15:17
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Mayor Dave posted:Cum infections in May: bold stance, but the payoff would be tremendous
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May 1, 2020 15:19
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Strep Vote posted:
People today first thing they do is COMPLAIN KAREN, when what they should be doing is CONSULT QUR'AN
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BeefThief posted:they have been, but the desire for cops to assert their authority and the propensity for chuds to forget things they previously believed in a nanosecond may generate a strange rift (inshallah) indeed, also your avatar reminds me of better days, basta
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Epic High Five posted:People today first thing they do is COMPLAIN KAREN, when what they should be doing is CONSULT QUR'AN 
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May 1, 2020 15:20
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Michigan Nazi cops versus national guard is everything I could ever hope for. The boys in green chugging Monster energy drinks and blasting lovely metal music as they drive a tank through a police precinct and loving waste all these fatass cops with SS tattoos.
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May 1, 2020 15:20
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Woke up to a coughing fit, dry nose, chest pain, and just general unwellness. you can't escape the world trump made
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME 177,777 Vegas Baby! Woooo!
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May 1, 2020 15:22
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Just had a thought: hurricane season is coming. Are chuds going to protest evacuation? They're essentially being forced from their homes, right? Are they going to hold up "give me liberty and death" signs? Florida's response as well as the other southeast chud states combined with potential mass evacuations uh hoo boy hurricane season is going to be a doozy 
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May 1, 2020 15:24
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Any Karen born before 1973 can't be chill All they know is Applebee's, scream at waiter, vote trump, eat paint chip and die
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1256206620985634817 nice gimmick
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Ebola Roulette posted:Just had a thought: hurricane season is coming. Are chuds going to protest evacuation? They're essentially being forced from their homes, right? Are they going to hold up "give me liberty and death" signs? They already don't evacuate there's no conflict here
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Ebola Roulette posted:Just had a thought: hurricane season is coming. Are chuds going to protest evacuation? They're essentially being forced from their homes, right? Are they going to hold up "give me liberty and death" signs? Ironically that is the protest you do by staying in your house
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Work just sent out an email stating that WFH will remain in effect even as states begin opening back up, good job guys. One of my co-workers gave notice and her last day is next Friday, I wonder if she's going to try and get back to the office to clean out her desk or just say gently caress it.
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Ebola Roulette posted:Just had a thought: hurricane season is coming. Are chuds going to protest evacuation? They're essentially being forced from their homes, right? Are they going to hold up "give me liberty and death" signs? FIRST GOVERNMENT SAYS STAY IN HOUSE, NOW THEY SAY LEAVE HOUSE. WHAT IS GOVERNMENT HIDING???
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Woke up to a coughing fit, dry nose, chest pain, and just general unwellness. hot showers, hot liquids, and hot rods. Sorry you're doing poorly, don't die. I found laying on my stomach with a pillow under my stomach so I'm pretty much head tilted down made the coughing fits much better. I did this while laying on my couch so I could turn my head and still watch tv or poo poo post with one hand on my phone e: and do some breathing exercises. I'll post those in a bit facetoucher cat has issued a correction as of 15:38 on May 1, 2020 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME hmm gonna go with 104672 because I ultra-chuds are going to make sure this has a lonnggg tail
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Budzilla posted:It would be a question left unanswered considering it is a Bush-era logitech product. Z5500, g15 and mx518 represent. I have said I'll invest in an amp, new surround speakers, and a receiver when my Z's die, for years. I've had them since 2008. They're still kicking. My essential work gave us little paper masks to wear when we can't do a task with social distancing but I think everybody realizes if one of us gets it we'll all get it so no masks in use yet.
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Ebola Roulette posted:Just had a thought: hurricane season is coming. Are chuds going to protest evacuation? They're essentially being forced from their homes, right? Are they going to hold up "give me liberty and death" signs? I've been saying since like Febuary that natural disasters are going to get real wild because of the 'rona.
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