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ryanrs posted:p.s. don't leave refund fuckups unsolved for too long. after 3 years it's gone for good, no backsies. This isn't quite accurate; if the delay is on the IRS's side and you five them what they need, the deadline isn't quite so draconian.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Michigan Nazi cops versus national guard is everything I could ever hope for. lmao if think the natl guard would ever go against the cops
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:it would be fitting with hellworld that NYC gets the big hurricane its always dreaded this year. we already dodged a bullet in April we had like 50mph winds for a day straight
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May 1, 2020 15:43
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WoodrowSkillson posted:lmao if think the natl guard would ever go against the cops Give them Pervitin (meth). Helps with suppressing things like empathy.
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mycomancy posted:Lol at all these people guessing in the low hundreds of thousands. Bet the US is already there. Buuut I went low hundos as testing is totally gonna get cut back now it's over and everything is OPENED. UP.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:lmao if think the natl guard would ever go against the cops I'm hoping my theory that the military has enough dirtbags that hate cops holds up. Like if it weren't for the military they'd all be back home getting arrested for ditch weed and illegal car mods but now they have chain guns and an order to shoot the pigs that keep loving with their cousin Jerry.
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Gunshow Poophole posted:we already dodged a bullet in April we had like 50mph winds for a day straight I had a 70 mph gust from that storm down in Maryland it was crazy
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Samsquamsch posted:Lmao I just found out my state is reopening restaurants on Monday with no limit on capacity, just a 6 foot distance between tables. Not that I was going to eat out for the next year anyway, but goddamn. I should order takeout more than I already do but my wife insists on keeping the fridge full to the point of bursting at all times...then tells me that she's sick of eating at home. It's a vicious cycle.
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WHY WONT THE GOVERNOR OF MICHIGAN NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE
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Samsquamsch posted:Lmao I just found out my state is reopening restaurants on Monday with no limit on capacity, just a 6 foot distance between tables. Not that I was going to eat out for the next year anyway, but goddamn.  I'm looking forward to Ohio doing that sometime in the next month
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May 1, 2020 15:58
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I got my 25 pounds of beans from meh today.
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So... I guess NZ already eliminated COVID-19 in their country.
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These photos are all over Canadian+international media, and really contributing to perceptions of America as a reliable ally and sole international superpower.
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Spoondick posted:she should extend the lockdown until october and ban assault rifles seriously this is the kind of BDE we need when poo poo gets out of hand in this way of course libs have no desire to utilize power and are scared shitless of their positions so welp
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as someone who drafts seating diagrams for live events, 6ft between the tables is what there generally is at a wedding where everyone is brushing past each other in the tight aisles. its what fire codes generally require. if they actually enforced 6ft between the people at adjacent tables, and not the table itself, that might actually half the capacity in most rooms.
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ChristsDickWorship posted:as someone who drafts seating diagrams for live events, 6ft between the tables is what there generally is at a wedding where everyone is brushing past each other in the tight aisles. its what fire codes generally require. if they actually enforced 6ft between the people at adjacent tables, and not the table itself, that might actually half the capacity in most rooms. The restaurant where I worked at had a capacity of somewhere around 150. If we had to go up to 6 feet between tables I estimate our capacity would be closer to 50. Maybe 60 if we included the outdoors seatings, in three weeks we would've opened our summer patio seating, fat chance of that happening. Holy poo poo the last time I've been at work was early March.
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Samsquamsch posted:Lmao I just found out my state is reopening restaurants on Monday with no limit on capacity, just a 6 foot distance between tables. Not that I was going to eat out for the next year anyway, but goddamn. what state
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zegermans posted:The important thing to remember is these militia people are above all complete and utter cowards. The first bullet flying their way will make them scatter or drown in their own piss. Okay then go shoot one of them and make things easy for everyone. Or, cut with your moronic bullshit. It's not a movie where the bad guys are characterized by every failing imaginable; stupid, immoral, *and* cowardly, etc. The reality is that nobody knows how committed those people are and nobody wants to find out over the bodies of dozens or hundreds of people. People can be stupid racist pieces of poo poo and still be physically "brave" or willing to die for their poo poo beliefs. Quit jerking yourself off over these childish fantasies where everything is black and white and the villains always lose.
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Spoondick posted:she should extend the lockdown until october and ban assault rifles im gonna say it, its fine for the protestors to march around with guns, as long as they dont point the guns at anyone zegermans posted:The important thing to remember is these militia people are above all complete and utter cowards. The first bullet flying their way will make them scatter or drown in their own piss. imgokcbombing
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2DCAT posted:So... I guess NZ already eliminated COVID-19 in their country. Sounds like it's time to offer some sick chuds a free trip
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Iron Crowned posted:Boomer at work told me he has a haircut scheduled for the 15th of May Same. 2022 can't come any sooner!
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Iron Crowned posted:Boomer at work told me he has a haircut scheduled for the 15th of May I had my wife buzz my hair last night after going 10 weeks between haircuts. I got my clippers over a decade ago and they've low-key been one of my best purchases in that time frame.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:it would be fitting with hellworld that NYC gets the big hurricane its always dreaded this year. You got the right idea. Just don't make the same mistake I have thousands of times, lean into hellbrain. Big hurricane will happen and trump will nuke it on the way.
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Rough survey of pedestrians in St Louis on my drive home has about one in every four wearing masks; I'd swear last week people without masks were in the minority I guess I get it, though, masks are going to be hell when we hit our usual humid 90F summers Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME 194,260 am I doing this right
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Iron Crowned posted:Boomer at work told me he has a haircut scheduled for the 15th of May You just fuckin know Carlson or Hannity are going on about haircuts, since these people take their arguments verbatim from them.
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C-Euro posted:I had my wife buzz my hair last night after going 10 weeks between haircuts. I buzzed mine yesterday, that's how the subject came up. I like to get it done professionally because I'm terrible at it and always miss spots.
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Iron Crowned posted:Boomer at work told me he has a haircut scheduled for the 15th of May back in the 70s all these guys had shoulder length hair and smoked lovely weed and now they always need it high and tight otherwise the other guys at the clubhouse might talk poo poo
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wilderthanmild posted:I usually shave my head a couple times a week. I've been growing it out all quarantine to prove to my wife that my bald pattern won't just "grow in" if I give it enough time. I was planning to get mine cut on the weekend of March 13th, so I would look good when I got my picture with Candyman next weekend. None of that happened
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Iron Crowned posted:I've been saying since like Febuary that natural disasters are going to get real wild because of the 'rona. Australia has been a lot wetter this year than in previous years (the 2020 rainfall total to date is already more than the entire 2019 rainfall) so hopefully our fire season won't be as apocalyptic as last year
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