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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

800085

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


lol that not even the military gives a gently caress about fortnite now

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Al-Saqr posted:

Garbage workers are more heroic than every US troop put together

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

131,071 nah that joke sucks

100,001

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1256266432737759232

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Cumulative deaths by May 31st guesses:

1-76:


77-147:


The median guess is, once again, 169420.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/305906786408480770

I will collect more guesses tomorrow. There's still until 07:00 GMT May 2nd to guess.

225 000

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Texas started opening up today

https://mobile.twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1255909393981472768

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


I never expected #Toys to become a documentary

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Al-Saqr posted:

Garbage workers are more heroic than every US troop put together

what do garbage workers call every us troop put together?

just another day on the job

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

I watched a call of duty twitch stream last night that had national guard ads all over it. the ad kicks off with a very similar sound to opening up the CoD loot.

folks the gamers are in charge of recruitment now, and they're apparently really loving good at the psychology of it

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




HAHAHA

"Stay safe"

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

euphronius posted:

lmao firemen

Better than the rest

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

fosborb posted:

I watched a call of duty twitch stream last night that had national guard ads all over it. the ad kicks off with a very similar sound to opening up the CoD loot.

folks the gamers are in charge of recruitment now, and they're apparently really loving good at the psychology of it

I will enlist for 10 loot boxes and a legendary skin

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

isn’t it in the Bible that 144,000 are going to heaven or something?

I’d change my predicted deaths answer but rn 144k deaths by Covid seems optimistic

I think that number is a Jehovah's Witnesses thing?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
305k

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

isn’t it in the Bible that 144,000 are going to heaven or something?

I’d change my predicted deaths answer but rn 144k deaths by Covid seems optimistic

literal interpretations of revelations are inherently flawed and folks throwing around that number ignore things like "twelve times twelve" being a cultural turn of phrase or whatever that just means the entirety of the 12 tribes of israel or whatever, I'm not a biblical scholar

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I think that number is a Jehovah's Witnesses thing?

A few different groups use that number.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144,000

Bert Roberge has issued a correction as of 18:38 on May 1, 2020

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





144000 with trump

GATES FOUNDATION
Apr 28, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

where are the adults this could’ve been solved in March

they live in cuba, vietnam, cambodia, laos, and china

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


death

https://twitter.com/colohue/status/1256267904141713415?s=21

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Forceholy posted:

Aren't most military first person shooter video games tools for military recruitment anyway?

Futureman is a documentary

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
At 197 guesses the median is... 169420

1-70:


71-140:


141-197:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


no..nooooo....

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


McRib is CANCELED

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JimVertuno/status/1255962922905452544?s=20

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

everything's getting worse, perfect time to say gently caress it and give up

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Futureman is a documentary

Is that a good show at all

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

PHASE 2 WILL GO BEAUTIFULLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PHASE 2 THERE EVER WAS

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

everything's getting worse, perfect time to say gently caress it and give up

One of my wife's co-workers just told her that his aunt and uncle both died this week

everyone's gonna have stories like that soon.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Is that a good show at all

took me a few episodes to get into it but then I really liked it

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1255990055107047424

yeah why

https://twitter.com/HardballTalk/status/1256245186474250241

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

This could mean he is actually freaking out about a prolonged outbreak across the U.S.

I wonder if it sank in that this thing isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Maybe even our boy trmup can no longer be in denial .

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
poo poo just got real! Maybe Easter mass was a bad idea?

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

One of my wife's co-workers just told her that his aunt and uncle both died this week

everyone's gonna have stories like that soon.

a former professor of mine's husband died, that's the closest it's gotten to me so far, but i fear/expect it will get much closer.

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004




number go up

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Is that a good show at all

Futureman is just like Idiocracy where it’s stupid, juvenile and ridiculously absurd. Then you go to the DMV and realize it’s a documentary and a horror story, and it becomes pretty entertaining.

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

169419. I'm lowballing you fuckers.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Remember, this is coming from someone who tried to claim his factory was essential and make his employees continue to come to work during a pandemic, so I think he may actually be endorsing the slogan.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

computer create a plan that will kill lots of people while also killing all the businesses

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Notorious R.I.M. posted:

At 197 guesses the median is... 169420

1-70:


71-140:


141-197:


since I'm no longer able to be lowest without going over, I'd like to change my guess to 410757864531

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