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A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010


lol





gently caress cops so much

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/laurel2point0/status/1256306788002979840?s=20

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

a somehow worse version of gently caress you got mine

gently caress, you got mine

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

Put me down for the lower of two mersenne primes found by pietro gitaldi in 1588:

217 - 1 = 262,142

that aint a prime

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

idgi

like what is even the point of this sign

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

facetoucher cat posted:

You'd hate my keyboard lmao



Sup, keyboard twin.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

only built 4 cuban lungx

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
the g15 is a piece of poo poo

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Charun posted:

yeah, if this virus killed everyone that would be awesome, as it is, this just sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo

The onion really peaked in late 2000’s-early 10’s with the ONN videos. Almost a decade later and it’s still their most popular content. Can’t fathom why they stopped making them

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
'Murica

https://twitter.com/orlandoM321/status/1256309180580814848?s=19

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

medical work... for a profit? Say it aint so!

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
I'm still laughing that all the doomsday preppers couldn't spent 3 weeks in lockdown

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

the g15 is a piece of poo poo

I'm a Rosewill mechanical guy now.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

DEATH CULT
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1256301531189698560?s=20
https://twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/1256307515366625280?s=20
https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/1256292883214237696?s=20

lol these guys really are trying to use positive thinking to defeat a virus
https://twitter.com/jeffgiesea/status/1256297734409256968?s=20

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

shovelbum posted:

Specialists own their own labor and ER is employees right

Late on replying to this but it’s actually worse for ER docs, they are by and large hired as independent contractors so we’re straight hourly employees with no benefits like health insurance or sick days, etc. When you see docs advocating for UHC it’s usually ER docs or hospitalists, who are sometimes in the same boat but more likely to be hospital employed.

Anyway ER’s across America are cutting ER doctor coverage and It’s going to be really interesting once the second wave builds up steam.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Atrocious Joe posted:

lol these guys really are trying to use positive thinking to defeat a virus
https://twitter.com/jeffgiesea/status/1256297734409256968?s=20

virus can't defeat the power of the mind, just the lung

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





are we dead yet

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

At 197 guesses the median is... 169420

ya missed one!

Dumb Lowtax posted:

My guess is zero, they'll delete the count

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

2DCAT posted:

I'm still laughing that all the doomsday preppers couldn't spent 3 weeks in lockdown

they will go on prepping for the next doomsday without the slightest hint of reflection

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Dumb Lowtax posted:

ya missed one!

I have fixed this egregious error. I personally think you are most likely to win.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

idgi

like what is even the point of this sign

it’s an impressive number of mixed messages, between the sign and the mask with an american flag on it

calling the lockdown itself facist? calling the protesters who want the lockdown lifted facist? unironic straight nazi?


who the gently caress knows

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Atrocious Joe posted:

Pompeo is out here fighting the real villains, Cuban doctors
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1256277205820325892?s=20

ehhh Cuban doctors are a known Cuban scam that resurfaces every few years

it’s basically slave labor for Cuba

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Business Gorillas posted:

dont buy from amazon. buy from a union shop instead https://www.unionlabel.com/polyfoam-mask.html

I got 10 for $40 and they came in 3 days

goddamn that website is like a trip back in time

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



https://twitter.com/JennyDreaslerTV/status/1256308258756874245

been nice knowin' yall lmao

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

I am not saying that this should become a gang tag and overwrite the Trump tower gang tag but this should be a gang tag and definitely should overwrite the Trump tower gang tag

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

yes, fixed it, I am a dipshit.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

yes, fixed it, I am a dipshit.

we're all dipshits here in Basic D&D :tipshat:

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)



Setting aside the obvious constitutional issues, states should probably quit letting anybody in or out for a while

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

we're all floating here in Basic D&D :tipshat:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


lol. Happy 4th of July. Your parents are dead.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

what e gently caress does "50% capacity" mean in the context of a service establishment

like, 50% of fire codes?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:cursed:

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


its well known that viruses adhere strictly to dates

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Gunshow Poophole posted:

what e gently caress does "50% capacity" mean in the context of a service establishment

like, 50% of fire codes?

it means 100%, op

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





A big flaming stink posted:



lol





gently caress cops so much

u must not touch the mask

loving cops

fools

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

A big flaming stink posted:



lol





gently caress cops so much

The gently caress are they afraid of, someone having a gun in their mouth?

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

touch your mouth then shake the cop’s hand

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

The south hasn't owned itself this much since Picketts charge

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