The Good Place Mafia

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zzyzx: Mar 2, 2004

##vote Ninth

# ? May 2, 2020 03:27

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:35

50 pounds of bread: Sep 27, 2006

Can we uh, ask Janet stuff?

# ? May 2, 2020 03:29

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

I wanna be a scum

# ? May 2, 2020 03:33

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

Not so much of a "good" place is it, then...you hate to see it

# ? May 2, 2020 03:33

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Merk is here... I don't think this is the good place...

##vote merk

# ? May 2, 2020 03:40

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Janet, who is from the Bad Place?

# ? May 2, 2020 03:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

OFFICER LIGER posted:

Janet, who is from the Bad Place?

No not like that, like this!

Janet, can I have a list of all the people I should vote for?

# ? May 2, 2020 03:55

Amnistar: Nov 6, 2008; I am a wizard, not a poet.

##vote sandwolf

I can't think of a game recently that I've been in with you that you haven't been scum.

# ? May 2, 2020 03:56

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good.

I'm sure there has been a great deal of Mafia Forums Posting Innovation in my absence, but frankly, that's fake and I don't believe any of it. So I'm going to get Day 1 (historically the worst day) off to a start myself.

Everyone, please rank your ability at Mystery Solving with a number from 1 (one (I)) to 10 (ten(X)).

A small FAQ about this process.

Q: "Varinn, what the ║▌║▌║█│▌, why would I do this?"

A: Because you must. End of the question.

Q: "Can I use decimals?"
A: Absolutely ║▌║▌║█│▌ing not.

Q: "Wouldn't I want to lie about being a poor mystery solver to fool the villains, or pretend I was great so people will foolishly trust me?"
A: Yes. In fact, I'll bold this next bit because it's important, even though it ║▌║▌║█│▌ up my formatting. Please feel free to lie. Or don't. But everyone should assume any answer might be a lie. This is not about finding out your true Mystery Solving Skill. It's just future data points for those of us who are incredible detectives.

Q: "You're a genius, God I missed you."
A: Not a question, but thank you.

Q: "This is suspicious, you're going to use this to railroad a vote on someone today, we should vote for you."
A: Anyone who uses these answers as a vote reason should be punished with all available prejudice. The cruel justices of the universe will grind them beneath their heel, either now or in the future. This I believe. Also, don't vote for me. Obviously.

Anyway, I'm a 10/10. Of course. Let's begin.

# ? May 2, 2020 03:57

Amnistar: Nov 6, 2008; I am a wizard, not a poet.

I pride myself on never having failed at an escape room so...like...9/10

# ? May 2, 2020 03:58

Amnistar: Nov 6, 2008; I am a wizard, not a poet.

Amnistar posted:

I pride myself on never having failed at an escape room so...like...9/10

Well...okay that's more puzzles than mystery....I don't know if I've ever successfully guessed the answer of a who-done-it....so maybe it's 3/10?

# ? May 2, 2020 03:59

The Ninth Layer: Jun 20, 2007

zzyzx posted:

##vote Ninth

Hey sup ##vote zzyzx

Honestly too many people I want to joke vote this game.

# ? May 2, 2020 04:02

Amnistar: Nov 6, 2008; I am a wizard, not a poet.

The Ninth Layer posted:

Hey sup ##vote zzyzx

Honestly too many people I want to joke vote this game.

You can vote them all in one post!

# ? May 2, 2020 04:03

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my mystery solving ability is like 2/10, which is great because it makes stuff like dangan ronpa way more exciting for me. i can never seem to guess the answers in advance.

# ? May 2, 2020 04:10

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Varinn posted:

What the fork is this shirt?

##vote Varinn

11/10

# ? May 2, 2020 04:24

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

it�s like you didn�t even read the faq jose

# ? May 2, 2020 04:33

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Varinn posted:

Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good.

I'm sure there has been a great deal of Mafia Forums Posting Innovation in my absence, but frankly, that's fake and I don't believe any of it. So I'm going to get Day 1 (historically the worst day) off to a start myself.

Everyone, please rank your ability at Mystery Solving with a number from 1 (one (I)) to 10 (ten(X)).

A small FAQ about this process.

Q: "Varinn, what the ║▌║▌║█│▌, why would I do this?"

A: Because you must. End of the question.

Q: "Can I use decimals?"
A: Absolutely ║▌║▌║█│▌ing not.

Q: "Wouldn't I want to lie about being a poor mystery solver to fool the villains, or pretend I was great so people will foolishly trust me?"
A: Yes. In fact, I'll bold this next bit because it's important, even though it ║▌║▌║█│▌ up my formatting. Please feel free to lie. Or don't. But everyone should assume any answer might be a lie. This is not about finding out your true Mystery Solving Skill. It's just future data points for those of us who are incredible detectives.

Q: "You're a genius, God I missed you."
A: Not a question, but thank you.

Q: "This is suspicious, you're going to use this to railroad a vote on someone today, we should vote for you."
A: Anyone who uses these answers as a vote reason should be punished with all available prejudice. The cruel justices of the universe will grind them beneath their heel, either now or in the future. This I believe. Also, don't vote for me. Obviously.

Anyway, I'm a 10/10. Of course. Let's begin.

Oh poo poo I told everybody you died from farting too much.

I'm a solid 7/10 I think.

# ? May 2, 2020 04:34

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

and from the plumes of those farts I was born anew, stronger than ever

# ? May 2, 2020 04:37

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

My mystery solving ability is a solid :stonk:

/10. Like, object permanence still blows my mind sometimes.

# ? May 2, 2020 04:38

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Varinn posted:

it�s like you didn�t even read the faq jose

I've got a Mafia Brand to uphold, and reading posts ain't it

# ? May 2, 2020 04:40

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

I�m here, so it�s definitely the best place

# ? May 2, 2020 04:47

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i did rng to determine a single player who i'll pretend is confirmed town to me. it came up yuming, which sucks because i always think she's scum. but rules are rules. yuming is town i guess

# ? May 2, 2020 04:48

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Varinn posted:

Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good.

I'm sure there has been a great deal of Mafia Forums Posting Innovation in my absence, but frankly, that's fake and I don't believe any of it. So I'm going to get Day 1 (historically the worst day) off to a start myself.

Everyone, please rank your ability at Mystery Solving with a number from 1 (one (I)) to 10 (ten(X)).

A small FAQ about this process.

Q: "Varinn, what the ║▌║▌║█│▌, why would I do this?"

A: Because you must. End of the question.

Q: "Can I use decimals?"
A: Absolutely ║▌║▌║█│▌ing not.

Q: "Wouldn't I want to lie about being a poor mystery solver to fool the villains, or pretend I was great so people will foolishly trust me?"
A: Yes. In fact, I'll bold this next bit because it's important, even though it ║▌║▌║█│▌ up my formatting. Please feel free to lie. Or don't. But everyone should assume any answer might be a lie. This is not about finding out your true Mystery Solving Skill. It's just future data points for those of us who are incredible detectives.

Q: "You're a genius, God I missed you."
A: Not a question, but thank you.

Q: "This is suspicious, you're going to use this to railroad a vote on someone today, we should vote for you."
A: Anyone who uses these answers as a vote reason should be punished with all available prejudice. The cruel justices of the universe will grind them beneath their heel, either now or in the future. This I believe. Also, don't vote for me. Obviously.

Anyway, I'm a 10/10. Of course. Let's begin.

Lumpen changed their name?

# ? May 2, 2020 04:48

zzyzx: Mar 2, 2004

Varinn posted:

║▌║▌║█│▌

If you scan this with a barcode reader it says "SCUM," FYI.

# ? May 2, 2020 04:49

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Anyway I�m beet and I�m new to mafia

Hi all

# ? May 2, 2020 04:49

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah i didnt read varinn's faq because of those weird black boxes

# ? May 2, 2020 04:50

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

hambeet posted:

Anyway I�m beet and I�m new to mafia

Hi all

Hi beet. I'm also new to mafia! Let's be friends

# ? May 2, 2020 04:50

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

how could you say this to me

imagine a small varinn will remember this pop up just appeared

# ? May 2, 2020 04:51

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ive never liked this sort of ironic posting where you can always brush anything you said aside under the excuse of being a long-form performative joke
##vote varinn

# ? May 2, 2020 04:52

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Mr. Steak posted:

yeah i didnt read varinn's faq because of those weird black boxes

You see black boxes ? interesting

# ? May 2, 2020 04:52

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

CapnAndy posted:

No not like that, like this!

Janet, can I have a list of all the people I should vote for?

Also, that's two straight for games where I lecture Liger on how to behave on Day 1! I'm gonna go for 3

# ? May 2, 2020 04:59

studio mujahideen: May 3, 2005

Mr. Steak posted:

ive never liked this sort of ironic posting where you can always brush anything you said aside under the excuse of being a long-form performative joke
##vote varinn

Do not mistake this for irony, buddy. I�m dead serious. Everyone is forced to approach a single question whose answer ultimately doesn�t matter. This is how we take everyone�s base temperature.

or, if you prefer audio metaphors, we are taking the room tone

# ? May 2, 2020 05:00

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Varinn posted:

Do not mistake this for irony, buddy. I�m dead serious. Everyone is forced to approach a single question whose answer ultimately doesn�t matter. This is how we take everyone�s base temperature.

or, if you prefer audio metaphors, we are taking the room tone

i still believe its easier to scum to hide behind weird poo poo posting, compared to posting like a human being.

harder to read your tone that way

# ? May 2, 2020 05:01

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

*for scum

# ? May 2, 2020 05:01

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

not that your posting isnt good and entertaining.

but this is not a game about being entertaining, and i am wary

# ? May 2, 2020 05:02

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

You're being very hostile on day one

why can't we all get along?

# ? May 2, 2020 05:04

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Varinn posted:

Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good.

I'm sure there has been a great deal of Mafia Forums Posting Innovation in my absence, but frankly, that's fake and I don't believe any of it. So I'm going to get Day 1 (historically the worst day) off to a start myself.

Everyone, please rank your ability at Mystery Solving with a number from 1 (one (I)) to 10 (ten(X)).

A small FAQ about this process.

Q: "Varinn, what the ║▌║▌║█│▌, why would I do this?"

A: Because you must. End of the question.

Q: "Can I use decimals?"
A: Absolutely ║▌║▌║█│▌ing not.

Q: "Wouldn't I want to lie about being a poor mystery solver to fool the villains, or pretend I was great so people will foolishly trust me?"
A: Yes. In fact, I'll bold this next bit because it's important, even though it ║▌║▌║█│▌ up my formatting. Please feel free to lie. Or don't. But everyone should assume any answer might be a lie. This is not about finding out your true Mystery Solving Skill. It's just future data points for those of us who are incredible detectives.

Q: "You're a genius, God I missed you."
A: Not a question, but thank you.

Q: "This is suspicious, you're going to use this to railroad a vote on someone today, we should vote for you."
A: Anyone who uses these answers as a vote reason should be punished with all available prejudice. The cruel justices of the universe will grind them beneath their heel, either now or in the future. This I believe. Also, don't vote for me. Obviously.

Anyway, I'm a 10/10. Of course. Let's begin.