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##vote Ninth
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:27 |
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Can we uh, ask Janet stuff?
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:29 |
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I wanna be a scum
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:33 |
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Not so much of a "good" place is it, then...you hate to see it
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:33 |
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Merk is here... I don't think this is the good place... ##vote merk
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:40 |
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Janet, who is from the Bad Place?
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:42 |
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OFFICER LIGER posted:Janet, who is from the Bad Place? Janet, can I have a list of all the people I should vote for?
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:55 |
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##vote sandwolf I can't think of a game recently that I've been in with you that you haven't been scum.
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:56 |
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Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good. I'm sure there has been a great deal of Mafia Forums Posting Innovation in my absence, but frankly, that's fake and I don't believe any of it. So I'm going to get Day 1 (historically the worst day) off to a start myself. Everyone, please rank your ability at Mystery Solving with a number from 1 (one (I)) to 10 (ten(X)). A small FAQ about this process. Q: "Varinn, what the ║▌║▌║█│▌, why would I do this?" A: Because you must. End of the question. Q: "Can I use decimals?" A: Absolutely ║▌║▌║█│▌ing not. Q: "Wouldn't I want to lie about being a poor mystery solver to fool the villains, or pretend I was great so people will foolishly trust me?" A: Yes. In fact, I'll bold this next bit because it's important, even though it ║▌║▌║█│▌ up my formatting. Please feel free to lie. Or don't. But everyone should assume any answer might be a lie. This is not about finding out your true Mystery Solving Skill. It's just future data points for those of us who are incredible detectives. Q: "You're a genius, God I missed you." A: Not a question, but thank you. Q: "This is suspicious, you're going to use this to railroad a vote on someone today, we should vote for you." A: Anyone who uses these answers as a vote reason should be punished with all available prejudice. The cruel justices of the universe will grind them beneath their heel, either now or in the future. This I believe. Also, don't vote for me. Obviously. Anyway, I'm a 10/10. Of course. Let's begin.
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:57 |
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I pride myself on never having failed at an escape room so...like...9/10
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:58 |
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Amnistar posted:I pride myself on never having failed at an escape room so...like...9/10 Well...okay that's more puzzles than mystery....I don't know if I've ever successfully guessed the answer of a who-done-it....so maybe it's 3/10?
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:59 |
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zzyzx posted:##vote Ninth Hey sup ##vote zzyzx Honestly too many people I want to joke vote this game.
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:02 |
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The Ninth Layer posted:Hey sup ##vote zzyzx You can vote them all in one post!
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:03 |
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my mystery solving ability is like 2/10, which is great because it makes stuff like dangan ronpa way more exciting for me. i can never seem to guess the answers in advance.
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:10 |
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What the fork is this shirt? ##vote Varinn 11/10
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:24 |
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it’s like you didn’t even read the faq jose
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:33 |
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Varinn posted:Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good. Oh poo poo I told everybody you died from farting too much. I'm a solid 7/10 I think.
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:34 |
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and from the plumes of those farts I was born anew, stronger than ever
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:37 |
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My mystery solving ability is a solid /10. Like, object permanence still blows my mind sometimes.
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:38 |
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Varinn posted:it’s like you didn’t even read the faq jose I've got a Mafia Brand to uphold, and reading posts ain't it
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:40 |
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I’m here, so it’s definitely the best place
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:47 |
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i did rng to determine a single player who i'll pretend is confirmed town to me. it came up yuming, which sucks because i always think she's scum. but rules are rules. yuming is town i guess
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:48 |
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Varinn posted:Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good. Lumpen changed their name?
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:48 |
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Varinn posted:║▌║▌║█│▌ If you scan this with a barcode reader it says "SCUM," FYI.
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:49 |
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Anyway I’m beet and I’m new to mafia Hi all
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:49 |
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yeah i didnt read varinn's faq because of those weird black boxes
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:50 |
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hambeet posted:Anyway I’m beet and I’m new to mafia Hi beet. I'm also new to mafia! Let's be friends
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:50 |
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how could you say this to me imagine a small varinn will remember this pop up just appeared
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:51 |
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ive never liked this sort of ironic posting where you can always brush anything you said aside under the excuse of being a long-form performative joke ##vote varinn
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:52 |
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Mr. Steak posted:yeah i didnt read varinn's faq because of those weird black boxes You see black boxes ? interesting
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:52 |
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CapnAndy posted:No not like that, like this!
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:59 |
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Mr. Steak posted:ive never liked this sort of ironic posting where you can always brush anything you said aside under the excuse of being a long-form performative joke Do not mistake this for irony, buddy. I’m dead serious. Everyone is forced to approach a single question whose answer ultimately doesn’t matter. This is how we take everyone’s base temperature. or, if you prefer audio metaphors, we are taking the room tone
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:00 |
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Varinn posted:Do not mistake this for irony, buddy. I’m dead serious. Everyone is forced to approach a single question whose answer ultimately doesn’t matter. This is how we take everyone’s base temperature. i still believe its easier to scum to hide behind weird poo poo posting, compared to posting like a human being. harder to read your tone that way
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:01 |
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*for scum
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:01 |
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not that your posting isnt good and entertaining. but this is not a game about being entertaining, and i am wary
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:02 |
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You're being very hostile on day one why can't we all get along?
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:04 |
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Varinn posted:Everyone. Its been a long time since I've played. I welcome you all, old friends and new friends, with open arms. Hello. How are you? I'm good.
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Mr. Steak posted:i still believe its easier to scum to hide behind weird poo poo posting, compared to posting like a human being. Same, but for faux concern
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:05 |
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I'll leave it a mystery how good I am at solving mysteries.
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