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Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.

The Ninth Layer posted:

I'll leave it a mystery how good I am at solving mysteries.

A solid 6

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I’m a number 2

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

CapnAndy posted:

You can do whatever you want, but it will affect your score.

##vote CapnAndy

Don't tell me how to live my life. Also I'm like 8/10

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004

For the record, I'm 1/10 and I appreciate Jose's honesty in putting himself in 11th place.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hambeet posted:

Same, but for faux concern

whats that supposed to mean?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

people who ham on about policy stuff out of concern for how hard it is for town. it can also be used as a crutch to hide behind.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

Also, that's two straight for games where I lecture Liger on how to behave on Day 1! I'm gonna go for 3

I'm not a fan of the narrative you're attempting to establish here.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

Mr. Steak posted:

yeah i didnt read varinn's faq because of those weird black boxes

Weird how you don't have access to those boxes I can read it clearly

50 pounds of bread
Sep 27, 2006

Mr. Steak posted:

ive never liked this sort of ironic posting where you can always brush anything you said aside under the excuse of being a long-form performative joke
##vote varinn

Ironically, this post here seems performative. ##vote mr steak

And I'll go with an 8/10 for mystery solving.

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!
8/10 is already taken. You have to pick a different number.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

50 pounds of bread posted:

Ironically, this post here seems performative. ##vote mr steak

And I'll go with an 8/10 for mystery solving.

hmm interesting

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I rate myself 11/10 by the way

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

##vote merk

I'm a 3/10 at solving things, but a 10/10 of keeping my word

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Also, not gonna lie, I missed all you heartless bastards. This is going to be fun.

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

CapnAndy posted:

I rate myself 11/10 by the way

Need for Speed Mafia would disagree with this.

you are at least a 17

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

50 pounds of bread posted:

Ironically, this post here seems performative. ##vote mr steak

And I'll go with an 8/10 for mystery solving.

interesting. this looks like a seriousvote. care to explain it in more detail?

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Guys, I have this question on my blackboard and we have to figure this out:

You're in a trolley and there's two tracks.

Currently, it's set to kill 5 philosophers that subscribe to consequentialism.

The other track doesn't kill anyone, but if you change the track, the trolley won't do this sweet rear end loop de loop after it kills the philosophers, and like the designer of the loop de loop is there and REALLY wants to see it play out.

What do we do?

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
It’s a me, merkio.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

merk posted:

It’s a me, merkio.

I can't believe you're so cavalier about the time you punched through all the bricks in my house in order to get a handful of coins.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

LordNad posted:

##vote CapnAndy

Don't tell me how to live my life. Also I'm like 8/10

Hmm, don't like this.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

zzyzx posted:

For the record, I'm 1/10 and I appreciate Jose's honesty in putting himself in 11th place.

I enjoyed this post.

LordNad
Nov 18, 2002

HEY BAD GUYS, THIS IS THE VICE PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!

CCKeane posted:

Hmm, don't like this.

What's not to like, the vote on your scumbro? In light of my awesome detective skills cracking the case I am now 9/11

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!
I am 6.9/10 at solving my own problems

0/10 at solving everyone else's problems

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!

Mr. Steak posted:

interesting. this looks like a seriousvote. care to explain it in more detail?

Lol you are scum mr steak

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!
##vote Mr Steak

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

CCKeane posted:

I can't believe you're so cavalier about the time you punched through all the bricks in my house in order to get a handful of coins.

If the three little pigs taught us anything, it’s that straw and sticks can’t stop the bad man.

Token Female
Apr 2, 2007

If I hear the music...
I think that I'm a 9/10 at solving puzzle. And maybe a 3/10 for doing soul reads. So I'm a 12/10 combined.

hambeet posted:

Lumpen changed their name?

Don't accuse Varinn of being Lumpen. That is heresy.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is too easy
##vote jamuraan

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

Mr. Steak posted:

this is too easy
##vote jamuraan

is this seriously an OMGUS?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Khris Kruel posted:

is this seriously an OMGUS?

you could call it that. im taking advantage of the fact that most of the players in this game dont know that im a d1 scum magnet that never misses. so... he just outed himself.

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.

Mr. Steak posted:

you could call it that. im taking advantage of the fact that most of the players in this game dont know that im a d1 scum magnet that never misses. so... he just outed himself.

You're Day 1 scum?

##shoot Mr. Steak

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
well, since the op doesnt say i cant post after day actions: bro lol wtf?

and since the OP also doesnt restrict fake day actions: well played

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
##shoot amnistar

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

that's not how you're meant to use your one bullet

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

The day had just started with a tragedy and already the mood was odd. Some tried to joke to push off the horror of what they had seen. Others looked around accusingly.

"Jamurraan, you don't sit right with me and I think you're responsible for these bad things! I'm a scum magnet don't you know!?"


"Wait, you're scum you say???" responded Amnistar


And with that, Amnistar pulled out a gun and shot Mr. Steak dead in front of everyone. Mr. Steak would no longer get to enjoy the beautiful architecture of this neighborhood.

Now that's starting the day off with a bang.

Mr. Steak, David Ketterttrune, Vanilla town (Town-Aligned) is dead



Day 1 Continues

Kloaked00 fucked around with this message at 17:04 on May 2, 2020

Khris Kruel
Nov 5, 2003

Ask me about being a SJW in EE and working to make anyone who disagrees with me a villain and gets no opportunity to defend themselves at all because my army or sycophants I buy off with pixels follows me blindly.

what a waste of a day vig

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
well that's....unfortunate

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

Mr. Steak (2): 50 pounds of bread, Jamuraan
CapnAndy (1): LordNad
merk (1): Jose Valasquez, Jose Valasquez, Voodoofly
zzyzx (1): The Ninth Layer
Varinn (1): Jose Valasquez, Mr. Steak, Mr. Steak
The Ninth Layer (1): zzyzx
Sandwolf (1): Amnistar
Jamuraan (1): Mr. Steak
LordNad (0): Mr. Steak, Mr. Steak

Not Voting (15): CapnAndy, CCKeane, Deadbeat Dad, hambeet, jivjov, Khris Kruel, kumba, merk, OFFICER LIGER, Sandwolf, Token Female, Tom Tucker, Varinn, vivat virtute, yuming

With 24 alive, it's 13 votes to execute. There is currently no deadline set.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Amni why the fork do you do these things

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Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.

CapnAndy posted:

Amni why the fork do you do these things

Because I thought it would be funny.

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