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seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Zeroisanumber posted:

if you die on a plague ship do you become a ghost sailor



https://drive.google.com/open?id=1oXCHkEqXddqSRK0q5K63yjXIHaRemfG-

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Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Gonna name my kid Covid

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

shovelbum posted:

I thought we blew past .5% in NYC as in more than that percentage of the entire city is dead

Up to 21% have antibodies in certain areas.

quote:

New York began a statewide antibody study on Monday (April 20) and has collected around 3,000 samples from 40 locations in 19 counties across the state so far. In New York City, around 21% of randomly sampled people had antibodies against the coronavirus; on Long Island, about 16.7% had antibodies; in Westchester and Rockland around 11.7% had antibodies; and in the rest of the state 3.6% had antibodies, Cuomo said.

https://www.livescience.com/covid-antibody-test-results-new-york-test.html

It all depends on how accurate that study was but it seems like there are way more asymptomatic infections that we thought.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

I inhabit a different plane of reality. behold,

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Karens being arrested

https://mobile.twitter.com/BigFish3000/status/1256373480733450240

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



https://twitter.com/sfexaminer/status/1256332056209973248

https://twitter.com/sfexaminer/status/1256389107095228418

quote:

The house at 4555 19th St. is an “investment property” that has been vacant for years, according to the activists.

ACAB

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Inceltown posted:

lmao, Biden gonna get beaten on the left by Romney.

nah, senate dems have already proposed something similar. it's called the heroes fund, iirc

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/LocalArrestNews/status/1256297893721448449

GATES FOUNDATION
Apr 28, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

paperwind posted:

Hawaii's chud contingent finally decided to have a party. https://www.staradvertiser.com/2020/05/01/breaking-news/arrests-made-at-reopen-hawaii-rally-in-front-of-state-capitol/

Also I went to their Facebook page and found a pic from their last luau.



Haoles need to be hosed, broken, and driven from Hawaii entirely

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://mobile.twitter.com/newscentermaine/status/1256343039817244681

This is the chud that gave out the governor's phone number on Tucker Carlson the other night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41xtgAdELM

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth

GATES FOUNDATION posted:

Haoles need to be hosed, broken, and driven from Hawaii entirely

As a haole living in Hawaii I couldn't agree more.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/nlw/status/1256217337545592833

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


One world, under memes

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


lol

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Memes. The real virus all along.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

snoo posted:

hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao
Sounds like a sick vacation snoo

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH IHME

https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1256374628957609985

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




would be nice to get unemployment so my wife can take a LoA in june (when she's supposed to go back) tho and we can stay safe longer

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




holy gently caress it's may already???

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Starting to think that my guess of 164461 was significantly too conservative.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





lol gently caress pigs, i hope those masks have asbestos fibers

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

snoo posted:

holy gently caress it's may already???

i know loving april just like zipped away holy poo poo

i've lost grasp on sanity, time, and reality itself

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

trimppppppppp

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

i feel like april was just a haze of weed

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Gnossiennes posted:

i feel like april was just a haze of weed

that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo.

hell i'm still doing work right now trying to get a technical memo outo

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

snoo posted:

hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao

file for expanded unemployment seriously

it probably depends on your state but at least look it up if you havent

theyre just givin it away lotsa places

i looked at the website for WA and you have to put in a few months of previous income and upload a W4 or 1099 and pinky promise you lost work because of it

bernie rlly expanded expanded unemployment

just take taxes out of it 100%

i guess you might be from another country idk

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004



Charlz Guybon posted:

Starting to think that my guess of 164461 was significantly too conservative.

everyone guessing under 200k is a level of optimism i really wish i had, in the face of

-we're mostly just testing people with symptoms, not everyone, so the mortality rate per test is way higher
-and "open 'er up" death march into work

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Every day's a Saturday

A month of Sundays

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Xaris posted:

that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo.

hell i'm still doing work right now trying to get a technical memo outo

I've been getting day drunk as hell and I'm worried for what this means for once this lifts lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


BONGHITZ posted:

trimppppppppp

keep that garbage to the bad thread

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

shovelbum posted:

https://www.cruisecritic.com/news/5206/

Cruise lines all resuming sailing in mid-June thru early-July
I don’t see a problem with this as long as they promise to stay at sea this time instead of coming back and giving everyone the rona. Sacrifice yourself to the sea for number.

shovelbum posted:

so people are definitely interacting more now socially out of spite, in the reopened states right, like everything is just sardine packed record crowds
There’s definitely buckets of chuds but I think we’re also getting plenty of people who think they’re the first geniuses who thought of going to the park or beach or whatever and tell themselves it will be okay because they’re smart and careful and hardly anyone will be there and if anyone is there they’ll keep a distance and then they get to the park or whatever and what do you loving know everybody got the same idea and lots of people aren’t even distancing and are acting like everything is fine and it starts to make them think maybe they were overreacting and humans instinctively group together so it’s easy to get close if you aren’t vigilant and the desire for things to go back to normal adds to all that and the next thing you know, virus orgy.

snoo posted:

starting to feel like im the crazy one for caring about my and my family's health and safety
This should be the thread title.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

BONGHITZ posted:

everyone drop what you are doing and buy and play "return to obra dinn". all of you. thanks.

power word- Jeb! posted:

that's the game where you remember sailor
:hai:

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

2 hours to go. 209 guesses. The median has shifted to 169420.5!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://twitter.com/DrTomOShea/status/1254526826535358465?s=20

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




seattle plague rat posted:

file for expanded unemployment seriously

it probably depends on your state but at least look it up if you havent

theyre just givin it away lotsa places

i looked at the website for WA and you have to put in a few months of previous income and upload a W4 or 1099 and pinky promise you lost work because of it

bernie rlly expanded expanded unemployment

just take taxes out of it 100%

i guess you might be from another country idk

I did file and I'm still waiting on a decision, I got a letter saying I have an appointment coming up and I'll get another letter for the appointment date

I got the letter about taking out taxes and I need to send it back in

:sigh:

even the meager amount I'd get without the extra fed $600 a week would cover our portion of rent completely and we could just rely on savings for a few months

maryland's unemployment is very wonky tho and I applied before they switched to the new system, and a lot of it seems quite different and more tailored towards the covid stuff, and I'm scared that's gonna gently caress it all up bc I had to apply based on regular unemployment info

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something???

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

SKULL.GIF posted:

keep that garbage to the bad thread

turrrrrrrrrrp

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

snoo posted:

what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something???

You are offered a chance to perform disgusting sex acts on a judge in exchange for various levels of unemployment compensation.


I say this as a guy who's bribed a few judges.

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seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

snoo posted:

what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something???

just tell them you havent worked in 5 weeks and your family is going to starve and if they press you start sobbing

idk but id try that first

if you have pay stubs youre in

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