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Zeroisanumber posted:if you die on a plague ship do you become a ghost sailor https://drive.google.com/open?id=1oXCHkEqXddqSRK0q5K63yjXIHaRemfG-
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Gonna name my kid Covid
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:01 |
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shovelbum posted:I thought we blew past .5% in NYC as in more than that percentage of the entire city is dead Up to 21% have antibodies in certain areas. quote:New York began a statewide antibody study on Monday (April 20) and has collected around 3,000 samples from 40 locations in 19 counties across the state so far. In New York City, around 21% of randomly sampled people had antibodies against the coronavirus; on Long Island, about 16.7% had antibodies; in Westchester and Rockland around 11.7% had antibodies; and in the rest of the state 3.6% had antibodies, Cuomo said. https://www.livescience.com/covid-antibody-test-results-new-york-test.html It all depends on how accurate that study was but it seems like there are way more asymptomatic infections that we thought.
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I inhabit a different plane of reality. behold,
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:04 |
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Karens being arrested https://mobile.twitter.com/BigFish3000/status/1256373480733450240
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https://twitter.com/sfexaminer/status/1256332056209973248 https://twitter.com/sfexaminer/status/1256389107095228418 quote:The house at 4555 19th St. is an “investment property” that has been vacant for years, according to the activists. ACAB
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Inceltown posted:lmao, Biden gonna get beaten on the left by Romney. nah, senate dems have already proposed something similar. it's called the heroes fund, iirc
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https://mobile.twitter.com/LocalArrestNews/status/1256297893721448449
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:07 |
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paperwind posted:Hawaii's chud contingent finally decided to have a party. https://www.staradvertiser.com/2020/05/01/breaking-news/arrests-made-at-reopen-hawaii-rally-in-front-of-state-capitol/ Haoles need to be hosed, broken, and driven from Hawaii entirely
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https://mobile.twitter.com/newscentermaine/status/1256343039817244681 This is the chud that gave out the governor's phone number on Tucker Carlson the other night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G41xtgAdELM
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:Haoles need to be hosed, broken, and driven from Hawaii entirely As a haole living in Hawaii I couldn't agree more.
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:18 |
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https://twitter.com/nlw/status/1256217337545592833
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:23 |
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One world, under memes
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:26 |
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lol
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:35 |
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Memes. The real virus all along.
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:37 |
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hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao
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snoo posted:hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:46 |
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FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH IHME https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1256374628957609985
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:47 |
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would be nice to get unemployment so my wife can take a LoA in june (when she's supposed to go back) tho and we can stay safe longer
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:47 |
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holy gently caress it's may already???
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:48 |
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Starting to think that my guess of 164461 was significantly too conservative.
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lol gently caress pigs, i hope those masks have asbestos fibers
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snoo posted:holy gently caress it's may already??? i know loving april just like zipped away holy poo poo i've lost grasp on sanity, time, and reality itself
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trimppppppppp
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# ? May 2, 2020 05:56 |
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i feel like april was just a haze of weed
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Gnossiennes posted:i feel like april was just a haze of weed that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo. hell i'm still doing work right now trying to get a technical memo outo
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snoo posted:hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao file for expanded unemployment seriously it probably depends on your state but at least look it up if you havent theyre just givin it away lotsa places i looked at the website for WA and you have to put in a few months of previous income and upload a W4 or 1099 and pinky promise you lost work because of it bernie rlly expanded expanded unemployment just take taxes out of it 100% i guess you might be from another country idk
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Charlz Guybon posted:Starting to think that my guess of 164461 was significantly too conservative. everyone guessing under 200k is a level of optimism i really wish i had, in the face of -we're mostly just testing people with symptoms, not everyone, so the mortality rate per test is way higher -and "open 'er up" death march into work
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Every day's a Saturday A month of Sundays
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Xaris posted:that's actually kind of the real annoying part of htis, it's been almost 2-months and i've barely gotten drunk/stoned, like maybce twice? i had kind of hoped it'd be a good time just to get daydrunk stoned/high and catchup on a backlog of games and ~prestige~ tv poo poo, but no i haven't really felt like it and work has been mixing up with relaxation time big time and i keep dropping the balll with work poo poo which stresses me out further. also been sleeping and waking up like poo poo. I've been getting day drunk as hell and I'm worried for what this means for once this lifts lol
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BONGHITZ posted:trimppppppppp keep that garbage to the bad thread
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# ? May 2, 2020 06:05 |
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shovelbum posted:https://www.cruisecritic.com/news/5206/ shovelbum posted:so people are definitely interacting more now socially out of spite, in the reopened states right, like everything is just sardine packed record crowds snoo posted:starting to feel like im the crazy one for caring about my and my family's health and safety
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# ? May 2, 2020 06:05 |
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BONGHITZ posted:everyone drop what you are doing and buy and play "return to obra dinn". all of you. thanks. power word- Jeb! posted:that's the game where you remember sailor
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# ? May 2, 2020 06:08 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME 2 hours to go. 209 guesses. The median has shifted to 169420.5!
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https://twitter.com/DrTomOShea/status/1254526826535358465?s=20
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seattle plague rat posted:file for expanded unemployment seriously I did file and I'm still waiting on a decision, I got a letter saying I have an appointment coming up and I'll get another letter for the appointment date I got the letter about taking out taxes and I need to send it back in even the meager amount I'd get without the extra fed $600 a week would cover our portion of rent completely and we could just rely on savings for a few months maryland's unemployment is very wonky tho and I applied before they switched to the new system, and a lot of it seems quite different and more tailored towards the covid stuff, and I'm scared that's gonna gently caress it all up bc I had to apply based on regular unemployment info
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# ? May 2, 2020 06:15 |
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what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something???
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SKULL.GIF posted:keep that garbage to the bad thread turrrrrrrrrrp
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# ? May 2, 2020 06:18 |
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snoo posted:what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something??? You are offered a chance to perform disgusting sex acts on a judge in exchange for various levels of unemployment compensation. I say this as a guy who's bribed a few judges.
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snoo posted:what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something??? just tell them you havent worked in 5 weeks and your family is going to starve and if they press you start sobbing idk but id try that first if you have pay stubs youre in
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