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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

In Apple Safari on an old tablet, I entered "what" into the search bar and it autocompleted "what is coronavirus". I entered "when", which I had meant to type first, and it autocompleted "When is Mother's Day?", a lot of people having the vague sense that it's around the corner because it's May and the commercials are talking about it. It's on May 10 this year

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ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

this is roughly a 10% kill rate :q:

hence why 1 million New Yorkers have died(?)

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Womp womp

https://mobile.twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1256606584064692224

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




lmao

now if this can happen times 100,000 to the rest of the people encouraging a genocide of working class people

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Paul Brown Stadium is an outdoor football stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio. It is the home venue of the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League ... and has a listed seating capacity of 65,515.

The Big House or bust

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

quote:

The 2019 novel coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2) target nucleic acids are not detected.


Yay! I'm Covid free!

Now I just have to hope I don't somehow catch roni during my surgery.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

oxsnard posted:

I saw an A-10 flyover at a football game and it was pretty cool

A-10's are the proletariat of aircraft and therefore awesome

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Ebola Roulette posted:

Yay! I'm Covid free!

Now I just have to hope I don't somehow catch roni during my surgery.

Really good username for this

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Flathead County is the basis for Far Cry 5 and the game underplayed the wackadoo religious iconography on public display.

There's no armed uprising because they already control local and country government.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Ebola Roulette posted:

Yay! I'm Covid free!

Now I just have to hope I don't somehow catch roni during my surgery.

mods please change his name to covid roulette tia

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Zotix posted:

If you compare the deaths from COVID to 9/11 and the ensuing wars just think of all of the spending the government is going to do in the next decade to enrich everyone's lives.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaha...whew

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


there won't be bread lines because everyone will socially distance in a grid in the parking lot it's not a line if it's roughly square shaped

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

snoo posted:

what kinda simp gives a poo poo about a loud fast airplane lmao

:downsbravo: hehe look at the expensive noisy thing for 6 seconds

grow up

:qq: nooo you can’t waste government resources on stupid displays of military power during a crisis that money should be spent on healthcare and pandemic management

haha F/A-18 Hornet go fwoosh

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


facetoucher cat posted:

I don't want to be sick anymore. It's now hard to breathe and once I start coughing I almost puke it gets so violent. My stupid test was negative so if I don't have it then what's wrong with me? My doctor said something about other viruses they're seeing that are, and I quote, "not the flu but just as bad as covid-19" but WTF is that supposed to mean? Like? WTF? She also said she's not convinced I don't have it. What's the point of a test if it's not totally valid? Why would they put that on the market? I'm afraid to call her because I don't want to upset my husband who started to get angry with me yesterday for still being sick and all whiny and I get it, I was being pathetic and I guess he's going to say this is my normal asthma or something but that hasn't given me issues in a little bit. I'm scared and don't really have anywhere to turn. This is all bullshit

facetoucher, please please listen to the goons who are urging you to call the doctor and discuss your difficulty breathing. Even if this was "not the flu but just as bad as COVID" (and yea that's stupid) any doctor will tell you to go to the hospital showing the symptoms you're displaying. Even if this was asthma, that's still the time to be seen by a professional. gently caress being afraid of how your husband will feel: even if he's stressed over the possibility of his wife having coronavirus he can't yell you into being healthy, and when this gets worse he's not going to feel any happier with himself. There is literally nothing you could do that would be considered 'pathetic' when you're coughing hard enough to start gagging. The tests aren't good, which this thread has known for some time but you might be spending your time struggling to stay alive rather than pouring over every post in this thread. But you've said before that you don't know where else to turn, and I care about you as one anonymous goon to another. And please trust that going to the hospital isn't dooming you: it doesn't mean you'll absolutely have to deal with a ventilator, even nasal cannula and oxygen appears to help patients.

Can someone please post the day-by-day report of how symptoms emerge, because facetoucher absolutely is showing the exact same progression and I think it's been like four or five days since she posted about first symptoms, which indicates there's like three days or so until she hits the 'turning point' that hospitals see patients get worse.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

blatman posted:

there won't be bread lines because everyone will socially distance in a grid in the parking lot it's not a line if it's roughly square shaped

cant have breadlines if its a drive thu

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

grim reaper guy owns

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

snoo posted:

I hope so. I have my information and my facts and that's all I can do.


:smith:

In Washington State you just go to a website and put in your SSN. The system automatically pulls your pay stub information and previous W2 information and you answer a dozen questions with a radio button interface.

then they ask for your routing information so they can direct deposit it to your bank.

they paid me $1250 last week.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

shouldnt be rooting for cops at all because ACAB but god if it isnt satisfying seeing these karens and daves confused and angry about the cops not protecting them for once

https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/status/1256630651735797761

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1256611974923706368
:qq: b-but my constitutional right to tweet!

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Bullfrog posted:

shouldnt be rooting for cops at all because ACAB but god if it isnt satisfying seeing these karens and daves confused and angry about the cops not protecting them for once

https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/status/1256630651735797761

The two Karens pictured are leaders of the local antivaxx group and have protested in Congress before over same. Funny how no one mentions that.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1256635016077103106

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author



Rates of 2007/2008 flu shots in Germany and Berlin

It doesn’t make sense that this would do anything against COVID, but this shows the persisting difference in attitudes among the public and healthcare professionals in different regions of Germany. It’s fun to live in the geopolitical power sphere that thinks mass vaccination is an invasion of individual liberty and most people don’t know how vaccines work and think they are made of methylmercury

East German vaccine commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6RBW7lresc

(Not technically a commercial if it’s made by the state without any commercial profit-driven motive, so I guess propaganda is a better word)

twoday has issued a correction as of 18:33 on May 2, 2020

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/seekandspeak/status/1256376407942406144?s=21

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
so italy has 474 deaths counted today (highest number in a few weeks) but of those only 192 are actually from this daily update (lowest number since march 15th). the other 282 were backlogged from april

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

My account is still suspended for defending a sexual assault victim... I bet this account will be unlocked first

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

thank you lord JESUS for president TRUMP

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1256601113605705733

who wants to go outside for some baskin robbins

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
corona-chan

https://i.imgur.com/lhooWTe.mp4

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I am glad our POTUS is forcing these places to stay open

https://mobile.twitter.com/morethanmySLE/status/1256334027054673920

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The Oldest Man posted:

The two Karens pictured are leaders of the local antivaxx group and have protested in Congress before over same. Funny how no one mentions that.

It's in the article though?

quote:

At least three people who tried to cross police lines were pulled away and detained. Several other people were pulled from the crowd as well. Among them was Heidi Munoz Gleisner of the group Freedom Angels; Gleisner is a familiar figure at the Capitol for participating in anti-vaccination protests.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1256601113605705733

who wants to go outside for some baskin robbins

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Burn Zone posted:

lmao

now if this can happen times 100,000 to the rest of the people encouraging a genocide of working class people

no worries it'll happen to all black conservative support

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1256601113605705733

who wants to go outside for some baskin robbins

oh gently caress yeah sting me let me feel something than the pain i already feel

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

drat we have a new meme song and they used an old one

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

oxsnard posted:

so apparently a lot of the hospitals in Harris county are mega pissed at the governor. And there are rumblings in some of the surrounding counties as well. Since the state usurped local/county orders, a few hospital administrations are trying to get the mayor to tell the state to gently caress off. Anyways should be fun since this kind of stuff is happening:



so many people are going to die and trump will still win a second term

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtA-_kgWYL8

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

oxsnard posted:

I saw an A-10 flyover at a football game and it was pretty cool

only good plane we ever made

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