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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

pippy posted:

for the love of the car

yes, for the love of car elongtunado

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Jonny 290 posted:

he is basically holding the stock price hostage. people buy the stock because they think mister pickle rick science man is a Genious

Remind me to start investing in everything idiot libertarians love

They all seem to gain infinite value for no reason whatsoever

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

theflyingorc posted:

Remind me to start investing in everything idiot libertarians love

They all seem to gain infinite value for no reason whatsoever

lol don't buy gold

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol don't buy gold

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Last Chance posted:

just another manic muskday

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

poo poo, if he'd posted from his mother's account we could call it Meltdown Maye.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

gschmidl posted:

poo poo, if he'd posted from his mother's account we could call it Meltdown Maye.

lol

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Sagebrush posted:

the water tower is a good investment because it keeps musk busy with something so he doesn't gently caress up the actual rocket science.

yes yes, rocket go brrrrrr, we get it

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

a middle school couple with unlimited money and there isn't anyone who can tell them no

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

The Management posted:

imagine being a tesla employee, just an ordinary engineer, watching your unvested stock drop in value by 10% because Elon is high and tweeting. Monday morning, how excited are you about getting some work done?

if you work at tesla you’re an idiot so I try to reserve my sympathy for those who need it

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Vomik posted:

if you work at tesla you’re an idiot so I try to reserve my sympathy for those who need it

this wasn’t about sympathy, it’s about musk loving the company over by cratering productivity. demoralizing employees has a big cost.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Elon's little brother is on the board??? lol

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

The Management posted:

this wasn’t about sympathy, it’s about musk loving the company over by cratering productivity. demoralizing employees has a big cost.

That didn't happen the last 2000 times Elon did something worse for the stock, probably because "productivity" is not something Tesla is economically affected by

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Pinterest Mom posted:

Elon's little brother is on the board??? lol

I think they on the boards of all of each others companies

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Pinterest Mom posted:

Elon's little brother is on the board??? lol

The crazy racist one?

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

CommieGIR posted:

The crazy racist one?

That’s his whole family

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



CommieGIR posted:

The crazy racist one?

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

user/post

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ol musky thinking up new, disruptive ways to get people killed

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256856981177987072?s=20

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Endless Mike posted:

ol musky thinking up new, disruptive ways to get people killed

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256856981177987072?s=20

pretty sure they already have a mario kart tesla game and it destroys your tires while you play.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Midjack posted:

pretty sure they already have a mario kart tesla game and it destroys your tires while you play.
i know there is a car game you can play with the steering wheel while it charges/parked. does it move the tires while doing that?

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Yes, because somewhere is an entirely sane regulation saying that turning the wheel must turn the wheels and Msuk used it as a video game input because he is a total git.

It grinds bald spots in the tires quite effectively. Also creates odd spots in parking surfaces.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Endless Mike posted:

ol musky thinking up new, disruptive ways to get people killed

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256856981177987072?s=20

lmao any real engineer would shut down this idea before it made it out of the first meeting room in which it was proposed

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Midjack posted:

pretty sure they already have a mario kart tesla game and it destroys your tires while you play.

and a pac-man one called waze that did the pellets for unverified roads and candies for driving certain roads at certain times, musk is once again innovating the outline of a discarded box

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Not a Children posted:

lmao any real engineer would shut down this idea before it made it out of the first meeting room in which it was proposed
too bad coders aren't engineers

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Not a Children posted:

lmao any real engineer would shut down this idea before it made it out of the first meeting room in which it was proposed

Engineers get a decision quota of fuckall in projects. How many engineers at BOeing were like "this MCAS poo poo might be bad" how many in those German car companies were saying "a gas spewing death machine? again?" and so on. They are meat for the machine, just brain meat and often delusions of grandeur.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
cool cool cool

https://twitter.com/greentheonly/status/1257051371804733447

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i mean that was pretty obvious years ago when that guy got a "new" model 3 straight from tesla and it already had someone else's Work and Home destinations programmed into the navigation

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Endless Mike posted:

too bad coders aren't engineers

he can barely even call himself a coder fwiw

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/sexualjumanji/status/1256948749114507264

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/ElonsBonus/status/1257404887312277508?s=20

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

The farce is definitely with him.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


PIZZA.BAT posted:

he can barely even call himself a coder fwiw

But he does definitely call himself "Chief Engineer" at SpaceX.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
what are the chances grimes will name the muskbaby after a star wars character

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
my money's on a more reddit franchise. the kid will end with a name like pickle rick or something

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
model XX or XY, depending on what comes out

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Oh ye of little faith

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1257508900812713984

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

wheres a-01 to a-11?

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
i'll be honest when i said a star wars character i wasn't expecting a droid

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