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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

goddamn, id love to see these people forced to live under actual tyranny.

of course they would immediately align with the fascists leadership to avoid any inconveniences

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


the Ronin continues to spare the rich, the powerful, the monstrous

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


it's cool that all these people are being driven utterly insane by having to stay at home for a few months not being able to abuse their minimum wage employees and servants

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


This is stunningly irresponsible coverage

COVID-420
Apr 21, 2020

Natural cures they don't want you to know about.

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's cool that all these people are being driven utterly insane by having to stay at home for a few months not being able to abuse their minimum wage employees and servants

i don't think they're actually being driven insane or acting any differently than normal

i think they get pleasure from being a rude uncaring rear end in a top hat and this is just a great opportunity for them

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

is opening up in the middle of a pandemic backfiring ?

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

euphronius posted:

is opening up in the middle of a pandemic backfiring ?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

euphronius posted:

is opening up in the middle of a pandemic backfiring ?

How do you open something that was never closed to begin with

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

euphronius posted:

is opening up in the middle of a pandemic backfiring ?
He saw the number start to go down and I guess as a product of the Mississippi educational system, he thought that was good enough, right?

Edit: I guess I don't know if you were talking about Mississippi or not.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

I keep seeing “Hairstylists are Essential” type signs being held by people with the worst loving hairstyles.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Samurai Sanders posted:

Do other countries have people getting in big groups protesting against the restrictions or is that just an American thing?

Not big groups but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG5ZnyzI6rg

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Huntington Beach CA



Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

*lightbulb sparks to life inside cranium*

oooohhhhhhh.... everyone’s stupid !

mystes
May 31, 2006

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

How do you open something that was never closed to begin with
You can still attempt to open your fly again even if it turns out it wasn't fully closed because you got your dick caught in the zipper.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the USA is ideologically defunct

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This is stunningly irresponsible coverage



the trib is trash, what else is new

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

This is stunningly irresponsible coverage



it’s not worth saving

we need a totally mental revolution

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


good thing these protesters hate things like nazis

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
it's always hilarious that people who believe the same as the nazis did always also compare their enemies to nazis

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Huntington Beach CA





astounding, my office is about a mile from here and it still makes me laugh how many stupid chuds live here

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

facetoucher cat posted:

Much better than this morning! The morning is HORRIBLE. I just have body aches now, the coughing/wheezing has all but subsided. Thanks for asking

oh yikes

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
public transport is basically shutdown, on distancing capacity at half schedules for disinfecting

uber or walk are the options, wait times are 2hrs for the bus

a second plague of scooters & mopeds as city dwellers catch on

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Shima Honnou posted:

it's always hilarious that people who believe the same as the nazis did always also compare their enemies to nazis

I was bout to say “but libs do that too” and then got the joke

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Huntington Beach CA





I feel like Newsom is going to cave because of this poo poo :sigh:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

seattle plague rat posted:

public transport is basically shutdown, on distancing capacity at half schedules for disinfecting

uber or walk are the options, wait times are 2hrs for the bus

a second plague of scooters & mopeds as city dwellers catch on

this is segway's time to shine!

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020
otoh uber drivers are cashing in &ppl care enough to ask about their families

lol sorry about the whole sudan thing bro glad you ran awa yfrom those horses & made it here

hope u dont get sick

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I keep seeing “Hairstylists are Essential” type signs being held by people with the worst loving hairstyles.

hairstylists almost universally have really terrible haircuts

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Huntington Beach CA





Where are the tear gas launchers when you need them

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007


Closing down the pier parks is difficult as you'd probably need to shut down much of the river side paths as well. Which probably should happen as well but as the tweet hints at every single unit/house in that neighborhood likely costs more than I'll ever earn in my life.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Pump Jockey posted:

I feel like Newsom is going to cave because of this poo poo :sigh:

of course he will cave, hes a dem

seattle plague rat
Apr 6, 2020

Sir Tonk posted:

this is segway's time to shine!

lime scooters! &they all use bluetooth for auth

i want so badly to have an army of lime scooters but i have a feeling it would take a really insane amount of work to do anything really funny w/them. like id have to kidnap & steal ones brain

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME
Guess how many cumulative deaths we have on worldometer's COVID-19 report for May 31st for the USA. The closest guess gets the satisfaction of being smarter than a bunch of idiot epidemiologists. If you are dead on May 31st, you may not redeem this prize. The guessing window closes at +07:00 GMT on May 2nd.

Thank you to everyone that guessed, especially those hoping for resurrection or megadeath, your voices matter too.

There are 215 guesses in total, the median guess is 169421. As of April 30th, there were 63856 deaths.

Here are all of the guesses (and here is a link to the guess spreadsheet):








Worldometer resets a bit after 00:00 GMT every day, and I will try to keep daily updates rolling.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1256735472262557698

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


thanks for doing this

also I'm a little surprised at Mad Jackal's lowball guess

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

sportsgenius86 posted:

hairstylists almost universally have really terrible haircuts
I feel like if I tried to get any of these chud cuts my stylist would refuse to comply. A good stylist isn’t just supposed to have skill but be able to save you from yourself imo. One time I got really sad and told him I wanted to go blonde and he gently laughed and put a blonde wig on me and said “Honey, no”. Last time I saw him he talked me out of bangs, bless him. Don’t go to a stylist if they have chud hair, they ain’t gonna look after you.

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
has an openly armed protester ever been arrested in american history? i'd like to see how that went down if it happened.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/NaphiSoc/status/1256734305029484545

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

A single tear rolls down my cheek as I hear the jet fighters from my hospital ward, I'm sure the corpses I'm surrounded by are also crying too.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



drat did I miss the guessing window. Still excited tho

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Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Reminder that many of the protestors are in fact desperate and it's actually our weakass social safety net that makes any kind of lockdown extremely temporary. Yes many of the protestors would be against socialism as well but

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