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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Animal-Mother posted:

Bernie believed that one of his main selling points was that he's the only candidate who never ever runs negative attack ads and that if he started doing that, he'd be seen as a hypocrite. Of course, Chris Matthews and Chuck Todd called him Hitler regardless.

one week after Chris Matthews proclaimed in a live prime time broadcast that a)he had no idea what the word socialism meant and b)he would be executed in Central Park by Sanderistas if Bernie won, he was fired in disgrace from MSNBC for being a sex pest

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Filthy Hans posted:

one week after Chris Matthews proclaimed in a live prime time broadcast that a)he had no idea what the word socialism meant and b)he would be executed in Central Park by Sanderistas if Bernie won, he was fired in disgrace from MSNBC for being a sex pest

I completely missed that happening. loving lmao gently caress him so much.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Filthy Hans posted:

one week after Chris Matthews proclaimed in a live prime time broadcast that a)he had no idea what the word socialism meant and b)he would be executed in Central Park by Sanderistas if Bernie won, he was fired in disgrace from MSNBC for being a sex pest

Literally the only thing Bernie got out of his campaign

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
We also found out it's time to look for a replacement for Warren, although that should have been on the wall before 2020 rolled around.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Barfsack ocrumbo

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
bill o'reilly told a producer he wanted to rub a falafel on her pussy because he couldn't remember the word for loofah

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DoubleDonut posted:

bill o'reilly told a producer he wanted to rub a falafel on her pussy because he couldn't remember the word for loofah

He's the guy running for president on the DNC ticket, right?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

LastInLine posted:

This reminded me that Bernie, a 30-year veteran of congressional politics, four years after email leaks proved that the Democratic party was willing to do anything to prevent him from winning their party's nomination, campaigned again for the Democratic nomination and got to the part where he'd have to actually attack his only remaining opponent, a rapist with dementia who had an active hand in creating the student debt crisis the solution to which was a key plank in his campaign, and then he just decided that personal attacks were just a bridge he wasn't willing to cross.

ah well, nevertheless

3D Megadoodoo posted:

He's the guy running for president on the DNC ticket, right?

lol

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

3D Megadoodoo posted:

He's the guy running for president on the DNC ticket, right?

You're thinking of 2024

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Song of ICE and tire

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

DoubleDonut posted:

bill o'reilly told a producer he wanted to rub a falafel on her pussy because he couldn't remember the word for loofah

Bill O'Reilly s first job was working for CBS and covering up the Guatemalan genocide

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Does anybody have that pic of the woman from I think the 2004 RNC where she has a cowboy hat and something like a BUSH bandaid on her face

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Nvm found it

Peanut President posted:

^reminded me of this:



The republican party makes fun of a war hero.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The only war the NYT hasn't supported was the civil war.

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

GalacticAcid posted:

Nvm found it

I vaguely remember someone tracking this woman down to find she recently lost a long battle with a terminal disease. Take that however you like.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

TimWinter posted:

I vaguely remember someone tracking this woman down to find she recently lost a long battle with a terminal disease. Take that however you like.

Basic D&D › ITT, post funny politics poo poo you suddenly remember

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

¡ Happy (nearly) cinco de mayo, amigos!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inceltown posted:

The only war the NYT hasn't supported was the civil war.

lol

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



this is turbolocal but I live in a college town in Kansas, a midwest mini-Portland, the place the John Brown Gun Club was founded, the place the original John Brown Slaver Elimination Club was headquartered -

since trumwo got elected we've been having people show up every summer to do confederate flag rallies, that get would more pathetic each year (i think last year had like eight people show up) if pathos were possible for these people

the funny poo poo I suddenly remembered is that the place they would meet before, and to to after for movie night, was a biker dive/restaurant/heroin den a half hour outside of town called the Hog Holler Saloon

it closed down last fall partially because the owner got arrested for attempted murder at a different bar after pulling his gun on a guy who was admiring his motorcycle and almost firing before another patron knocked him out

anyway, lmao: "Hog Holler Saloon"

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lmao

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Drones are genderqueer bodies.

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Ronald McReagan posted:

Drones are genderqueer bodies.




khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004


lmao

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
A week later, after the funeral, Hunter Biden told his wife he was thinking of running for public office. According to the New Yorker: "She pointed out that he had only recently been discharged from the Navy after testing positive for cocaine. They rode the rest of the way home in silence." :lol:

From the same article: Outside Kolmac, he met a middle-aged homeless woman who went by the name Bicycles, because of the bike she took with her everywhere, and she stayed with him for several months.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Peanut Butler posted:

this is turbolocal but I live in a college town in Kansas, a midwest mini-Portland, the place the John Brown Gun Club was founded, the place the original John Brown Slaver Elimination Club was headquartered -

since trumwo got elected we've been having people show up every summer to do confederate flag rallies, that get would more pathetic each year (i think last year had like eight people show up) if pathos were possible for these people

the funny poo poo I suddenly remembered is that the place they would meet before, and to to after for movie night, was a biker dive/restaurant/heroin den a half hour outside of town called the Hog Holler Saloon

it closed down last fall partially because the owner got arrested for attempted murder at a different bar after pulling his gun on a guy who was admiring his motorcycle and almost firing before another patron knocked him out

anyway, lmao: "Hog Holler Saloon"

If I should ever find myself opening a redneck-themed pub here in Germany I'll definitely name it that, this is perfection :discourse:

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy

:dudsmile:

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Just remembered that when it came out that Beto O'Rourke's family only donated about $1k to charity despite his wife being a multi-millionaire, his justification was that his job is how he helps people.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The O'Rourke campaign decided it was a good idea to try and humanize Beto by having him pull some gnarly tricks on his skateboard whilst wearing businesswear

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Filthy Hans posted:

The O'Rourke campaign decided it was a good idea to try and humanize Beto by having him pull some gnarly tricks on his skateboard whilst wearing businesswear

They took a “candid” video of him challenging a staffer to a push-up contest at the airport or something.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

how many presidential hopefuls have somehow been involved in something with pushup contests, for some reason it feels like 4+

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Joe Biden challenges people to pushup and IQ tests

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Peanut Butler posted:

this is turbolocal but I live in a college town in Kansas, a midwest mini-Portland, the place the John Brown Gun Club was founded, the place the original John Brown Slaver Elimination Club was headquartered -

since trumwo got elected we've been having people show up every summer to do confederate flag rallies, that get would more pathetic each year (i think last year had like eight people show up) if pathos were possible for these people

the funny poo poo I suddenly remembered is that the place they would meet before, and to to after for movie night, was a biker dive/restaurant/heroin den a half hour outside of town called the Hog Holler Saloon

it closed down last fall partially because the owner got arrested for attempted murder at a different bar after pulling his gun on a guy who was admiring his motorcycle and almost firing before another patron knocked him out

anyway, lmao: "Hog Holler Saloon"

Is admiring another man's bike like admiring another man's woman or something in those circles? I definitely don't think that's a shootable offense but hell, what the gently caress do I know

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Joe Biden challenges people to pushup and IQ tests

two things he would clearly lose to most people

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is admiring another man's bike like admiring another man's woman or something in those circles? I definitely don't think that's a shootable offense but hell, what the gently caress do I know

There is probably a lot riding on the skin colour of the person admiring it.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Maybe they were doing a cum tribute

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

taqueso posted:

how many presidential hopefuls have somehow been involved in something with pushup contests, for some reason it feels like 4+

how many state governors were somehow involved in proving they weren't racist by showing everyone how well they could moonwalk

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is admiring another man's bike like admiring another man's woman or something in those circles? I definitely don't think that's a shootable offense but hell, what the gently caress do I know

according to Moses thou art actually coveting thy neighbor's rear end

also there were supposed to be 15 commandments

Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 04:35 on May 5, 2020

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Filthy Hans posted:

also there were supposed to be 15 commandments



iirc there were a first set of 10 commandments that moses brought down from the mount but got pissed off by all the sin he saw and destroyed them


then we went back and got the 10 we now know

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

iirc there were a first set of 10 commandments that moses brought down from the mount but got pissed off by all the sin he saw and destroyed them


then we went back and got the 10 we now know

Lol the first set was just like the light rules in Facebook group. Don't be a jerk, no sexism/racism/homophobia, no off-topic Gods, remember to be awesome

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