can we force feed the virus 2 itself
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:23 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 17:58 |
are we dead yet?
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:24 |
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Zeriel posted:They've detected a strain of the virus in Arizona with with a new mutation. It's deleted part of its genome. The same thing happened with sars before the virus vanished. Lol it's literally all over the whole US, in every state, and in every county of most states, not to mention a lot of the rest of the planet. It'd be neat if they all politely agreed to mutate to something harmless overnight but that is some Darwin's Radio level science fiction.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:26 |
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The Alpha Centauri posted:are we dead yet? I'm at least gay so halfway there.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:28 |
Homeless Friend posted:Listening to Alex Jones while workin out and he's saying Louisiana is under napoleonic law Slate proposed it first 2005 https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2005/09/is-louisiana-under-napoleonic-law.html
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:29 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:its been obvious that every number the whitehouse has produced since trump took office has been something someone took 5 minutes to crank out in excel and each time the nytimes and others will respect the office and repeat these numbers uncritically lol, yeah, it owns
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:30 |
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For every gene it deletes another zoonosis happens to the next possible reservoir species.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:30 |
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Drinkfist posted:Hey look its the Bold flank. The only loving strategy drilled into US Army infantryman that immediately stops working when someone knows about. Which is everyone in the middle east because all the fresh units keep doing it instead of just walking in indirect fire like they should instead of getting kids killed doing dumb poo poo that doesn't work in a loving desert. Be fair. All the strategies they drilled into me other than "call someone with a bigger boom" stopped working when someone knew about them. Now more than anything I want to make friends with a helicopter pilot and airstrike a random paintball arena.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:30 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Lol it's literally all over the whole US, in every state, and in every county of most states, not to mention a lot of the rest of the planet. It'd be neat if they all politely agreed to mutate to something harmless overnight but that is some Darwin's Radio level science fiction. The real invisible defense was the genetic disorders of the incestuous hicks. The virus just crumbles when attacking the three stooges immune system of fourth generation inbreeding. Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Be fair. All the strategies they drilled into me other than "call someone with a bigger boom" stopped working when someone knew about them. To hell with that. Freeze your paintballs and get em in the parking lot while they are out of position thinking the game is over. I didn't hear no bell.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:31 |
man, Slate was never good
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:34 |
is worldmeters.info still reliable?
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:35 |
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Drinkfist posted:Yeah. Funny thing about that. It works both ways. Drinkfist posted:The real invisible defense was the genetic disorders of the incestuous hicks. The virus just crumbles when attacking the three stooges immune system of fourth generation inbreeding.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:37 |
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What's this about trump making the virus magically disappear? If he pulls that off then maybe God really did send him here
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:37 |
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The Alpha Centauri posted:is worldmeters.info still reliable? No idea. YES?, it has been extremelly reliable until now.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:37 |
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The Alpha Centauri posted:is worldmeters.info still reliable?
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:38 |
CODChimera posted:What's this about trump making the virus magically disappear?
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:38 |
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shovelbum posted:like we're disintegrating over a very very controllable virus, identical to but less severe than the viruses we get every several years like clockwork, which every other country has easily reduced to nearly zero with an 8-week lockdown, UBI, track and trace
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:38 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:They're going to lose their parents / spouses and they're just not going to give a poo poo. It's already happening here and there and they make some mutterings about "Chinese virus" right before they go back to crying about not being able to eat at Chilis. We have entire generations taught to be sociopaths, and it's logical that would extend to their own families. Yeah, the priming to blame China for it all is messed up. It was easily controllable if people were smart but instead everyone is going to die and froth at China for killing them.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:39 |
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CODChimera posted:None of the info is reliable Seriously it is all best visualized with clouds of shrug and thinky face emojis
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:41 |
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Apparently the French retroactively tested blood samples from a dude that had pneumonia in late december and he had Corona. No known contact with people travelling or whatever. Maybe this has already been discussed itt idk
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:41 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Seriously it is all best visualized with clouds of shrug and thinky face emojis And trump tweets, ya gots to have trump tweets
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:42 |
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CODChimera posted:What's this about trump making the virus magically disappear? Funny I see it the other way. If he does make it magically disappear then god is truly dead.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:43 |
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Just ignore the ones telling you to inject yourself with bleach
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:43 |
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SARS-CoV-2 is just applying adaptive pressure to our sovereign superorganisms, and those countries that cling to deluded notions of individual liberty will perish. It's fortuitous, really.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:43 |
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Syncopated posted:Apparently the French retroactively tested blood samples from a dude that had pneumonia in late december and he had Corona. No known contact with people travelling or whatever. Maybe this has already been discussed itt idk it has
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:49 |
I am the vector
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:52 |
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https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1256966926045253634/pu/vid/576x1246/U-6-eZpHugnsIGLu.mp4
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:52 |
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:52 |
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https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1257154236409884672/pu/vid/384x480/kO8HkDAmlhjivuk2.mp4
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:57 |
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No one ever answered me if Rice-a-Roni is racist now.
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# ? May 5, 2020 09:58 |
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Drinkfist posted:No one ever answered me if Rice-a-Roni is racist now. it’s racist to people wherever rice, pasta, and roni come from, possibly spanning several continents
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:11 |
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they all originated from China dude
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:18 |
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but it could be racist toward the Italians as well
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:20 |
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https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1257596580544331777?s=20 https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1257596516551680000?s=20
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:28 |
bojo nooooo
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:30 |
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From CNN: Do you have the 'skin hunger'? The Dutch-born anthropologist Harald Prins points out the effect coronavirus has already had on his native language: It appears, not surprisingly, that Covid-19 related neologisms are rampant in the Netherlands (and probably in most if not all other languages, too). I doubt most will survive but some will, albeit with unsuspected accretions. In Dutch, for example, few realize that a popular word like "klerevent" (difficult to translate, but equivalent to bastard or rotten fellow) derives from cholera (klere). Here are some Dutch corona neologisms with my free translations (but several terms resonate in a unique social-cultural way in the Netherlands): Huidhonger / skin hunger: a longing for human contact while in isolation Anderhalvemeteresamenleving / six-feet-society: an society constructed to avoid spreading coronavirus Hoestschaamte / cough-shame: the anxiety one may experience about possibly triggering a panic among the people nearby when making a coughing sound for whatever reason Coronahufter / coronajerk: shopper at a supermarket or store who violates the six-foot social distance prescription or other safe-keeping protocol. Druppelcontact / spray-contact: exchange of little droplets when sneezing or coughing, esp. as source of infection Onthamsteren / dehoarding: processing long-stored shelf-stable food into a meal. Straatschaamte / street-shame: the embarrassment someone experiences when being out for urgently necessary errands during lockdown Toogviroloog / blather-virologist: dilettante who spreads false or unsubstantiated information about the virus, its transmission, or its treatment A new Dutch corona lexicon was created and is updated. It already comprises 700 new words, including those noted above.
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:34 |
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I see that in Russia they decided to flatten the doctors, not the curve.
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:37 |
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1257594058517684225 Uh
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:38 |
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The Alpha Centauri posted:are we dead yet? spiritually? yes. physically? oh you better believe the answer is yes
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:39 |
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twoday posted:From CNN: This is really cool. And no... I am not aware of new words added to spanish. But can be something regional, like Madrid having a lot of words (they are good at that) but not anywhere else. I will move the dutch one position up in my list of awesome people.
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# ? May 5, 2020 10:39 |