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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I am reporting that my automatic watering device has continued to please me

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DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Had to open a dispute because something I ordered in February hadn’t arrived and the seller wouldn’t extend the buyer protection time (which I’d’ve been happy with because the worlds hosed right now). I raised the dispute on the 30th, but now it’s showing as resolved because the item was delivered on the 26th, according to the tracking info on AliExpress. 17Track says it’s still “in transit” so what the gently caress is going on?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pick posted:

I am reporting that my automatic watering device has continued to please me

Good to know you're staying hydrated, Pick.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

DigitalRaven posted:

Had to open a dispute because something I ordered in February hadn’t arrived and the seller wouldn’t extend the buyer protection time (which I’d’ve been happy with because the worlds hosed right now). I raised the dispute on the 30th, but now it’s showing as resolved because the item was delivered on the 26th, according to the tracking info on AliExpress. 17Track says it’s still “in transit” so what the gently caress is going on?

The seller provided fake tracking info. Raise the dispute again and add a note to say you didn't receive the item and the tracking info might be fake.

Edit: my advice might be terrible here. What was the exact shipping method used? Feel free to PM me the tracking code too if you want me to look at it.

yoloer420 fucked around with this message at 12:27 on May 3, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


DigitalRaven posted:

Had to open a dispute because something I ordered in February hadn’t arrived and the seller wouldn’t extend the buyer protection time (which I’d’ve been happy with because the worlds hosed right now). I raised the dispute on the 30th, but now it’s showing as resolved because the item was delivered on the 26th, according to the tracking info on AliExpress. 17Track says it’s still “in transit” so what the gently caress is going on?

Show them the 17track as they are very reliable. In my case Once I see it hit international on 17track I then plug it into my local aussie carriers and usually get more detailed information.

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Humphreys posted:

Show them the 17track as they are very reliable. In my case Once I see it hit international on 17track I then plug it into my local aussie carriers and usually get more detailed information.

Checked again five minutes ago and AliExpress had updated with a "Refund issued." Clearly the fact that they'd faked "delivery" days before I flagged it, but only after the dispute went in, was suspicious even for Ali.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Would you trust body armour from Ali?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHJWTAlaCY

(actually from Wish, but Ali sells it)

Guess how well it performs....

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
I've had a few sellers opt to refund rather than extend protection lately. Anyone else had this or know why it might be a thing?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Moo the cow posted:

Would you trust body armour from Ali?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHJWTAlaCY

(actually from Wish, but Ali sells it)

Guess how well it performs....

HAHAHAHAHAH, HOLY poo poo THAT GUY IS A REAL CARD!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Moo the cow posted:

Would you trust body armour from Ali?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHJWTAlaCY

(actually from Wish, but Ali sells it)

Guess how well it performs....

That last one is suspiciously good enough...

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
A while back I ordered several battery storage cases (https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33043156902.html) since I started buying packs of the generic Amazon rechargeable ones and decided it'd be smart to sort the charged ones by date and (if needed) keep the depleted ones separate. It took a month or so for them to show up and they're exactly what I wanted. The 4xAA/AAA combo design is probably the best for general use, the 8x ones that only hold AA or AAAs would be best if you're storing regular disposable batteries or are like, doing photography or something and will need multiple sets of batteries in a day or a extended camping trip or something.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Humphreys posted:

That last one is suspiciously good enough...

If they had all performed like the first vest (the airsoft vest), then I wouldn't have bothered posting that because Wish appears to be a worse version of Ali when it comes to outright lies on the description. But I was really surprised at both sets of vests and how well they did.

That said, if I ever were in the position where someone was shooting at me with a .50 while I wear bargain Chinese body armour, there would be a freeze-frame and a voice-over 'I expect you're wondering how I ended up in this mess....'

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




My now long dead granny used to wear coats like the one on the bottom, except they were beige and nobody pretended they were high fashion.

My three month awaited mousepad arrived, and I thought that because I was ordering from an OFFICIAL STORE, I'd get quality. But nope, Aliexpress finds a way: it's the standard "we took a picture from the web, squished it to fit our aspect ratio and printed it" stuff. It looks pretty bad up close but since I've got my mouse and keyboard on it it isn't that obvious so not bad for ~19 euros.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 10:56 on May 5, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Moo the cow posted:

If they had all performed like the first vest (the airsoft vest), then I wouldn't have bothered posting that because Wish appears to be a worse version of Ali when it comes to outright lies on the description. But I was really surprised at both sets of vests and how well they did.

That said, if I ever were in the position where someone was shooting at me with a .50 while I wear bargain Chinese body armour, there would be a freeze-frame and a voice-over 'I expect you're wondering how I ended up in this mess....'

Haha yeah. You do have to wonder what is going through someones mind where they think "Wish, the notorious website for selling fake fake poo poo seems like a plausable outlet for something I require to save my life."

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Der Shovel posted:

My now long dead granny used to wear coats like the one on the bottom, except they were beige and nobody pretended they were high fashion.

My three month awaited mousepad arrived, and I thought that because I was ordering from an OFFICIAL STORE, I'd get quality. But nope, Aliexpress finds a way: it's the standard "we took a picture from the web, squished it to fit our aspect ratio and printed it" stuff. It looks pretty bad up close but since I've got my mouse and keyboard on it it isn't that obvious so not bad for ~19 euros.



Have the same headphones :D

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

NoneMoreNegative posted:

After eating a bunch of ramen during lockdown, I found these blanket-stuffed-pillowcases:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000938833449.html





note the blanket isn't huge (163 by 95cm), more of a lap cover unless you're very small, but I still ordered one.

They are available a little cheaper here:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000735257336.html

but I prefered the design in the first pic I posted^^ which wasn't available on that listing.


The man-ramen!



Good: seems well-made, print quality is good, blanket is small (as described tbf) but warm for being thin. Pillow has padding apart from the blanket so it's not just a flat envelope when you take the blanket out, which I wasn't expecting.

Bad: they sent me the wrong design pillow that I could have bought cheaper at another store (as above) :mad: so put in for a partial refund.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NoneMoreNegative posted:

The man-ramen!



Good: seems well-made, print quality is good, blanket is small (as described tbf) but warm for being thin. Pillow has padding apart from the blanket so it's not just a flat envelope when you take the blanket out, which I wasn't expecting.

Bad: they sent me the wrong design pillow that I could have bought cheaper at another store (as above) :mad: so put in for a partial refund.

drat, you've been on this site for 20 years!!!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Why you think he so negative

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Moo the cow posted:

Would you trust body armour from Ali?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHJWTAlaCY

(actually from Wish, but Ali sells it)

Guess how well it performs....

I trust I'd be a body if I got shot wearing some.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Humphreys posted:

Haha yeah. You do have to wonder what is going through someones mind where they think "Wish, the notorious website for selling fake fake poo poo seems like a plausable outlet for something I require to save my life."

"I need to outfit my militia and all I have is this crate of rusty AK47s and $200 a head to spend on gear."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lead out in cuffs posted:

"I need to outfit my militia and all I have is this crate of rusty AK47s and $200 a head to spend on gear."

Still better than the low-end mercs in Jagged Alliance 2 :arghfist::butt:

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

SCheeseman posted:

I had good luck with Lakka and LibreELEC on the Aliexpress TV boxes I bought, so I'd probably go in that direction instead of messing with Android.

Last page, but is there a model/link for one you'd recommend? I've been looking for an electronics project to tinker with at home and could use one more TV with Plex access

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do you think warlords can get shipping from Ali? I guess they must be able to ship things to all the Chinese funded construction projects around the world. Maybe they hitch on that.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

goatface posted:

Do you think warlords can get shipping from Ali? Asking for a friend haha.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!
I know that some of the anti-government forces in Syria were using cheap Chinese rifle scopes. There is an article somewhere of them making a home made anti-material rifle that had so much recoil they destroyed a sight with every shot (the rifle lasted around ten shots or so).

Also the beofang radio is basically part of the tacticool wardrobe in America and they often come from Aliexpress or Gearbest as they are cheaper than Amazon.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Foxtrot_13 posted:

I know that some of the anti-government forces in Syria were using cheap Chinese rifle scopes. There is an article somewhere of them making a home made anti-material rifle that had so much recoil they destroyed a sight with every shot (the rifle lasted around ten shots or so).

I know a guy who ordered one of them dot sights for a gun from China (can't remember if it was Aliexpress or Wish or Banggood or what) just to see how bad it was and he said it was exactly as good as an American* brand name sight and seemed to be an exact copy, for like a fifth of the price.

*) So I don't know if he meant it was good or bad :shrug:

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Last page, but is there a model/link for one you'd recommend? I've been looking for an electronics project to tinker with at home and could use one more TV with Plex access

They change often enough that it's difficult to give a solid recommendation, but generally the boxes based on MediaTek SoCs tend to have better community support than most of the others.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Maybe those guys who just "invaded" Venezuela should have gone with Ali instead of Airsoft!

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
forget tacticool, i want tacticali

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Lockdown has had me buying all sorts of random things from Ali and the first weird thing arrived:

Final Fantasy VII NES edition

It actually works! Played as far as returning to the slums after blowing up the first reactor

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I know a guy who ordered one of them dot sights for a gun from China (can't remember if it was Aliexpress or Wish or Banggood or what) just to see how bad it was and he said it was exactly as good as an American* brand name sight and seemed to be an exact copy, for like a fifth of the price.

*) So I don't know if he meant it was good or bad :shrug:

That's kinda the Ali et al. experience in a nutshell. You mean get a high quality item for a fraction of the price, but there's no guarantee and no dealer to hold accountable.

That's how lame gamblers like me roll.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



freelop posted:

Lockdown has had me buying all sorts of random things from Ali and the first weird thing arrived:

Final Fantasy VII NES edition

It actually works! Played as far as returning to the slums after blowing up the first reactor



Probably has better voice acting than Remake does, too.

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


freelop posted:

Lockdown has had me buying all sorts of random things from Ali and the first weird thing arrived:

Final Fantasy VII NES edition

It actually works! Played as far as returning to the slums after blowing up the first reactor



This is amazing, I hadn't contemplated ever owning a physical copy of it...

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I know a guy who ordered one of them dot sights for a gun from China (can't remember if it was Aliexpress or Wish or Banggood or what) just to see how bad it was and he said it was exactly as good as an American* brand name sight and seemed to be an exact copy, for like a fifth of the price.

*) So I don't know if he meant it was good or bad :shrug:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000623428696.html
I ran across this a while back and TFR thinks it's a copy of the Polymer 80 Glock* but for airsoft and is missing a couple holes and bits need for making a actual working Glock out of it. But close enough you could probably do it if you're okay with a really sketchy gun that will work once and then probably launch the slide into your face. (okay you could do the same with a piece of metal pipe and a rock)

*For those unfamiliar with US gun laws, you can legally build your own guns by buying a unfinished receiver (either a untouched block of metal or up to 80% finished) and then doing the rest yourself. For example commonly with the AR15 you buy a receiver forging and drill out all the holes and mill out the internal cavities on it. It's mostly either a novelty thing for people who are hobby machinists (as the equipment will cost thousands of dollars), or for paranoid libertarian types.

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

C.M. Kruger posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000623428696.html
I ran across this a while back and TFR thinks it's a copy of the Polymer 80 Glock* but for airsoft and is missing a couple holes and bits need for making a actual working Glock out of it. But close enough you could probably do it if you're okay with a really sketchy gun that will work once and then probably launch the slide into your face. (okay you could do the same with a piece of metal pipe and a rock)

Add this to the list of "poo poo I definitely wouldn't trust from Aliexpress."

While I'm happy to waste more money on pins and stupid novelty crap, something that could blow up in my hand is a hard pass.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Hambulance posted:

Add this to the list of "poo poo I definitely wouldn't trust from Aliexpress."

While I'm happy to waste more money on pins and stupid novelty crap, something that could blow up in my hand is a hard pass.

Don't be such a wuss, it's fine, it's got lettering!

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


BONESAWWWWWW posted:

This is amazing, I hadn't contemplated ever owning a physical copy of it...

I can recommend it. Works fine on PAL or NTSC.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Goons what was the name of the now defunct online store that sold crazy poo poo and had a whole bunch of frontpage articles written about it?

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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Andrew Christian

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