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shovelbum posted:Yeah but they're gonna be hit way lighter than real jobs, like doctors and poo poo getting laid off en masse in a pandemic while ad tech is still booming Boeing is laying off off up to a third of thier workforce. GE just announced a 25% reduction. Lyft has already laid off something like 20%, etc. Everybody is getting laid off en masse because we are entering a depression if not a great depression. Computer touchers didn't get hit immediately like the service sector did because they are working already booked and paid for projects. By this fall there are gonna be millions of unemployed engineers and IT workers.
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Bullfrog posted:more info on the wisconsin case which could doom the state to be a plaguelands forever Lol so when it gets worse after opening back up, they don't have the power anymore to order it shut back down For gently caress's sake
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shovelbum posted:Yeah but they're gonna be hit way lighter than real jobs, like doctors and poo poo getting laid off en masse in a pandemic while ad tech is still booming Ad tech is falling off a cliff currently
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May 5, 2020 17:47
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We can't be too far away from a governor telling their supreme court to gently caress off. Judicial review is such a farce.
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May 5, 2020 17:48
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Schnorkles posted:there are institutional white collar positions that have specific knowledge bases that are impossible to cut, regardless of whether that person fucks off all day every day beyond the one or two times a month they're required. Paying them is significantly cheaper than solving the problem. People like that are safer than a random code monkey but that doesn't help if the head of IT gets told 'cut 25%, have a list ready on monday'.
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Thoguh posted:Boeing is laying off off up to a third of thier workforce. GE just announced a 25% reduction. Lyft has already laid off something like 20%, etc. Everybody is getting laid off en masse because we are entering a depression if not a great depression. Computer touchers didn't get hit immediately like the service sector did because they are working already booked and paid for projects. By this fall there are gonna be millions of unemployed engineers and IT workers. Programmers aren't engineers.
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Agean90 posted:sitting at home doing work from the states laptop,by which i mean playing videogames on my PS4 while a webinar plays in the background It's not even stealing it's balancing the scales
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Thoguh posted:People like that are safer than a random code monkey but that doesn't help if the head of IT gets told 'cut 25%, have a list ready on monday'. this.
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May 5, 2020 17:52
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shovelbum posted:People seem to be spending money just fine in reopened states Sometimes I hate having a boring computer toucher job and I want to do something that actually helps people. But I also like food and going to the doctor edit: im so hosed lol
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SKULL.GIF posted:Lol so when it gets worse after opening back up, they don't have the power anymore to order it shut back down I hope the incoming supreme justice doesnt believe in stare decisis
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Thoguh posted:People like that are safer than a random code monkey but that doesn't help if the head of IT gets told 'cut 25%, have a list ready on monday'. My opinions are wrapped in the professional world I live in, but people who have the keys to the algorithms will get fired when the company shuts down and not a moment before.
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May 5, 2020 17:53
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Programmers aren't engineers. gatekeeping job titles is dumb and you shouldn't do it
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May 5, 2020 17:56
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Penisaurus Sex posted:We can't be too far away from a governor telling their supreme court to gently caress off. Judicial review is such a farce. "Let him enforce it, then"
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May 5, 2020 17:56
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my bony fealty posted:gatekeeping job titles is dumb and you shouldn't do it Agreed, I am now a posting physician
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Bullfrog posted:more info on the wisconsin case which could doom the state to be a plaguelands forever https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1257705308471857153
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May 5, 2020 17:57
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Thoguh posted:So did easter clusters just not happen? There were big pops in mid-late April all over the country while New York was dropping away, those two factors pretty much cancelled each other out when you look at the countrywide numbers https://twitter.com/DLeonhardt/status/1257625786871414786
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Agreed, I am now a posting physician That means I'm an astropath!
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Iron Crowned posted:That means I'm an astropath! I've run the appropriate diagnostics *writes you a prescription that says 'turn off your monitor'*
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May 5, 2020 17:59
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my bony fealty posted:gatekeeping job titles is dumb and you shouldn't do it lol at defending puffed up computer touchers
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Agreed, I am now a posting physician thank gosh cause I got some posts in need of triage Dr.
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May 5, 2020 17:59
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Brb gonna write my boss that I am an Alpha Warrior fully prepped to return to work, should get the career boost I need
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May 5, 2020 18:02
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There haven't been computer engineers since the people who programmed their systems also had to build them by hand, transistor by transistor
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eric ciaramella posted:it's cool that there are firefighters in each town who work for the public, but no such doctors. gotta save the houses though.
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ArmZ posted:lol at defending puffed up computer touchers naw you got it backwards, who gives a poo poo if your title is "backend engineer" or "solutions architect" or "systems developer" or whatever now if this is mechanical or electrical or whatever engineering being mad at computer engineers then by all means rage on, rage against the computer touchers
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May 5, 2020 18:04
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Lol this is gonna get cited by every chud court in the country and somehow totally going to end with the US Supreme Court applying this nationwide
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many so-called engineers rarely if ever touch an engine
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my bony fealty posted:gatekeeping job titles is dumb and you shouldn't do it No engine, no engineer.
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I feel like you shouldn't be allowed to use the title "engineer" unless you're flying trains edit: good lord like 87 people beat me to the exact same point in the time it took me to hit reply, tab out, take a bite of beans, tab back in, hit play on youtube then hit post
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Programmers aren't engineers. tell us, who IS an engineer
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Admiral Ray posted:No engine, no engineer. my hand converts power into motion when jackin it. im a cum engineer.
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At best those are software developers, but most are simply code monkeys. no real development ability because they've never understood the details of code embryogenesis.
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Admiral Ray posted:No engine, no engineer.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Lmao massholes My statistical analysis of this is that volume actually has no effect on MA drivers and the same 27 dipshit drivers who were fated to die still just happened to be on the roadways. Really, if you think about it, I'm sure there is always a minority of driving fatalities that are really just unavoidable / freak accidents but the majority are probably the same assholes who you see on the freeway and think to yourself "How did they just avoid crashing there?" Well, if they keep doing the same dumb poo poo or they are the same incapacitated elderly/chemically impaired drivers doing the same thing they always do then, Final-Destination-like, they will meet their fate eventually.
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Okay caught up on the thread. Cspam is tremendously horny for the GOP and War.
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Nucleic Acids posted:Lol this is gonna get cited by every chud court in the country and somehow totally going to end with the US Supreme Court applying this nationwide Oh if you liked that one you're gonna love this one https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1257715838188208128
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Can't wait to see the Wisconsin supreme court overturn the whole idea of emergency powers
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May 5, 2020 18:10
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Really getting tired of my friends texting me multiple times through the day about "man I really want wendys" "man i really want some street tacos" just go loving get it jesus christ, why is this the only loving thing you can talk about i'm changing my life and getting rid of all the people in it after this, goddamn
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If the scrotus strikes down the entire idea of emergency powers over this then lmao
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this video is private now, poo poo. I want to find the audio bit of the justice saying "dem fuckin mexicopeoples at the meat plant can fuckin die"
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