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bought my first beans in february because i realized our country was literally going to do the worst possible job of managing this crisis as we reopen to please number and because a bunch of chuds are bored of not having any service industry poors to poo poo upon, i think i somehow wasn't pessimistic enough really wish i had a trunk freezer 
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MorrisBae posted:Welp my chud family has decided to get together for a dinner party because VIRUS OVER
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I have gained so much respect for the humble soy bean during this pandemic. Okara cookies are delicious, tastes like cornbread.
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Innocuous posted:bought my first beans in february because i realized our country was literally going to do the worst possible job of managing this crisis Here's what I do, I wear a mask, gloves and face shield when I go out. When I get home, anything non-perishable (beans) or medication (also beans), stays in my detached garage for 3 days, before it comes it. With the chuds returning to normal, beans should be back in stock soon. Hell I saw plenty of rice when I was out on Saturday
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Flesh Forge posted:this is awesome because texas is cooking the everliving gently caress out of its books Texas is the third largest state in cattle slaughtering. no way their deaths growth has been linear for 2 solid months. we're going to see just a massive spike in excess deaths when Texas gets around to publishing any numbers on it
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alright alright alright https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1257768408256409601
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:On the other hand I quit vaping weed and drinking and doubled down on working out. This has been the ultimate case study confirmation for me that fear is my only motivator. 
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mystes posted:[Covid-19 May] Virus Over, Time for a Dinner Party The invitation was prefaced with "Our house is healthy! I go to work every day but there's only 20 people in the office!" 
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One of the reasons is 'because once your benefits run out in August, everybody is going to be looking for jobs and you want to get a head start!' Never mind that most jobs have frozen hiring. Fool is an accurate name.
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so, Texas has had 33,573 cases vs 935 deaths = 2.78% CFR, which is still really suspiciously out of line with all the other states with a lot of cases (even Florida) related, RIP BNO I liked you fosborb posted:Texas is the third largest state in cattle slaughtering. no way their deaths growth has been linear for 2 solid months. yeah the really abnormally low fatality rate has bothered me for a long while now, even more once it came out that Florida really is interfering with death count.
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Crusader posted:america is dumb and broken jesus christ 
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MorrisBae posted:The invitation was prefaced with "Our house is healthy! I go to work every day but there's only 20 people in the office!" a co-worker is being heavily pressured by her family to attend a wedding still planned in Nebraska this weekend, like 2 days after the state opens up the wedding is at a house. the invite list is 60+ people lmao
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Stefan Prodan posted:well my wife and I had to go into a law office for like 10 minutes and were near 3 total people that we weren't super close to but none of them were wearing masks or anything and now today she has a sore throat and is dizzy but no fever or cough if it makes you feel any better I was super sick for several days and it wasn't the roni as per the test. Like, super sick spiked a high fever one day only, couldn't breathe with a cough, sore throat like I had strep, swelling in my legs with discoloration, spike in my blood pressure and all the stuff with that, my entire body hurt in a deep bone pain, my kidney's were on fire and I was pissing like a racehorse. I got a test and it was negative. No idea where I caught something because I'd only physically been around 3 humans in my apartment and the day before it started I had to go to a UPS store with 7 people that were too close for my liking and all but one wearing a mask. It took almost week but I only have the sore throat and slight body pains now That being said try to get a test. If you have insurance call them and they'll walk you through the process you can also call your primary doctor if you have one, unsure if you do. Push warm/hot fluids, hot showers, make sure she eats and try to keep the salt levels down but try to keep potassium up, gargle with warm salt water (for any type of bacterial throat issues, don't swallow it) I'm sure you know the routine. Mine started with a sore throat so bad I was sure was strep and high blood pressure where I was dizzy and seeing stars if I stood up too fast or bent over my doctor said there were other viruses going around that were just as bad as covid but not the flu and when I asked she said "you'll hear about it" I wanted to press the issue but I was sick AF and that wasn't the time. e: reading that over didn't make it sound better 
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the constituon means white People can do whatever they want
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I'm not going nowhere for a long time except back to sea when I can't take staying inside anymore, which is a risk but eh someone's gotta do it
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euphronius posted:the constituon means white People can do whatever they want at least someone here gets it
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w/r/t dysfunctional government its literally because we are now going on 4 generations that have it engrained that the most likely path towards not having to upset your emotional and physical state is by finding a position and maintaining status quo for as long as possible. It is embedded in everything. big box stores and franchises, being in the same loving war for 19 years, reducing social interaction to more and more stay at home experiences tailored to you and people like you, and whenever someone comes in and actually tries to change something it is a loving war of attrition. The grift is to give the appearance of change and hope and improvement while skimming off the top of actually never doing anything
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Mackers posted:discordant voices make for a more interesting posting experience imho
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went out to the UPS store in my neighborhood in Queens today, first time since March 13th I’ve done anything other than go to my local grocery store across the street. that’s always been at 8am too. lots of people. lines to get in everywhere. about half of people wearing masks? I dunno what that means, it was just genuinely strange to be ‘doing things.’
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facetoucher cat I'm still not convinced that wasn't the roni
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states with less than a 5% CFR rate are either testing a lot more or are mispresenting covid deaths I'll let you guess which one
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facetoucher cat posted:if it makes you feel any better I was super sick for several days and it wasn't the roni as per the test. Like, super sick spiked a high fever one day only, couldn't breathe with a cough, sore throat like I had strep, swelling in my legs with discoloration, spike in my blood pressure and all the stuff with that, my entire body hurt in a deep bone pain, my kidney's were on fire and I was pissing like a racehorse. I got a test and it was negative. No idea where I caught something because I'd only physically been around 3 humans in my apartment and the day before it started I had to go to a UPS store with 7 people that were too close for my liking and all but one wearing a mask. It took almost week but I only have the sore throat and slight body pains now maybe this is a dumb question but like does it actually matter to get a test if we don't have to be anywhere or see anyone soon anyway I figured we'd just be using a test that someone more high risk might need
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euphronius posted:the constituon means white People can do whatever they want this
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Crazyweasel posted:w/r/t dysfunctional government its literally because we are now going on 4 generations that have it engrained that the most likely path towards not having to upset your emotional and physical state is by finding a position and maintaining status quo for as long as possible. It is embedded in everything. big box stores and franchises, being in the same loving war for 19 years, reducing social interaction to more and more stay at home experiences tailored to you and people like you, and whenever someone comes in and actually tries to change something it is a loving war of attrition. Yeah I feel like I'm crazy but hasn't anyone noticed that their entire life nothing has ever changed except to get slowly worse overall
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shovelbum posted:Yeah I feel like I'm crazy but hasn't anyone noticed that their entire life nothing has ever changed except to get slowly worse overall personally things have got better but the overall trend is poo poo yes . I don’t even compare myself tho to my dad at my age as that would be sad .
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Innocuous posted:bought my first beans in february because i realized our country was literally going to do the worst possible job of managing this crisis I have 50 days worth of rice and beans and every day I think that I should have expanded that out to a year
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KaptainKrunk posted:states with less than a 5% CFR rate are either testing a lot more or are mispresenting covid deaths "There is nationwide pandemic. Things can only go back to normal after it is solved" "What's the metric for 'solved'?" "Less than 5% CFR" "Great! We'll get right on fudging those numbers" ".........."
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euphronius posted:personally things have got better but the overall trend is poo poo yes . I don’t even compare myself tho to my dad at my age as that would be sad . Yeah I've done really like well for myself career wise in some ways but it's still just a very dull hopeless feeling that I'm not even on the same order of magnitude as the security in healthcare/housing/education/retirement that boomers/foreigners enjoy
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fosborb posted:a co-worker is being heavily pressured by her family to attend a wedding still planned in Nebraska this weekend, like 2 days after the state opens up They'll show that pesky virus!
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shovelbum posted:Yeah I've done really like well for myself career wise in some ways but it's still just a very dull hopeless feeling that I'm not even on the same order of magnitude as the security in healthcare/housing/education/retirement that boomers/foreigners enjoy lol imagine what your outlook would be like if you got to see civil rights movements and leaving vietnam, and pensions, and maybe like dissolution of USSR meanwhile Gen X and later got some protracted wars, bailouts, poo poo excuse for healthcare, couple recessions, never ending debt and immigrants in cages
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Why is it that legions of chuds who never wanted to go outside of their private bunkers all of a sudden can't live without freaky-dancing against their neighbors at the local salon
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it has been nice to see gay people not routinely be lynched and excluded from public life I guess
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euphronius posted:the constituon means white People can do whatever they want It's literally this. But 100 years later they were like....well all right maybe you can't own black people as property, sorry our bad on that one. And then in like 2008 they were like but ALSO EVERYONE CAN HAVE ALL THE GUNS ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE
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america wont take it seriously until drowning in its own lung fluid and probably not even then demon cracker nation
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eric ciaramella posted:“The more that you have people out there, the greater the possibility is for transmission,” Abbott said on the call, which a spokesperson confirmed was authentic on Tuesday. “The goal never has been to get transmission down to zero.” This is similar to Paul Ryan's comment about healthcare coverage, something like "this isn't a beauty contest to see how low of uncovered people we can get"
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Ages posted:when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's corona oh man this thing goes after eyes too now??? mystes posted:[Covid-19 May] Virus Over, Time for a Dinner Party gonna be a Donner Party for july 4th
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shovelbum posted:facetoucher cat I'm still not convinced that wasn't the roni yeah, I'm not 100% sure either, nor was my dr tbh I have to call the dr tomorrow to see if they want to give me the antibody test, I'm not sure how the study on it or if they are going to want to give it to me if they feel the test is valid enough. My lungs are so fuct from years of abuse I'd think I would have been dead considering how horrible this virus is. My husband was kinda icky for under 24 hours but he has the immune system of an olympic athlete and thinking back he's gotten the actual flu before and I never caught it from him and we didn't really socially distance, it was hard in a 1br/1ba apartment
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got any sevens posted:oh man this thing goes after eyes too now??? yep https://www.webmd.com/lung/news/20200401/pink-eye-often-a-symptom-of-covid-19#1 quote:WEDNESDAY, April 1, 2020 (HealthDay News) -- Besides causing COVID-19, the new coronavirus can also lead to "pink eye," and Chinese researchers say the virus may be spread by tears.
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