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Wondering how Australia's covid tracking app is going? Turns out if you use your phone for anything else other than running the app it stops working.
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extremely good and cool unironically
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May 6, 2020 07:22
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May 6, 2020 07:24
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1257892694887665670?s=20 everything will be okay
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May 6, 2020 07:28
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lol halon dispenser goes psssssssssssss
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May 6, 2020 07:28
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chapo trap house 6 weeks ago: ha ha hwe must become The Joker msnbc today: we have invited the joker to talk about covid response in the usa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8fSnWIgvc
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May 6, 2020 07:29
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i thought hanger fire foam was supposed to be, uh, a bit faster and foamier https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujeh7ERtGrk gonna lol if the impromptu test reveals it’s past the expiration date and wouldn’t have worked in a real emergency
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May 6, 2020 07:29
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sincx posted:lol halon dispenser goes psssssssssssss
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May 6, 2020 07:30
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:i thought hanger fire foam was supposed to be, uh, a bit faster and foamier It probably was pretty fast and foaming 15 minutes before that video.
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May 6, 2020 07:30
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Salt Fish posted:It probably was pretty fast and foaming 15 minutes before that video. could be, the fact that it was still going looked like a “this is how flat and non-foamy it is straight out of the pipe” situation (and the second video, the foam stain was only on the plane right where it was ejecting, not all over the place) but i’m not an airport fire fighter
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May 6, 2020 07:34
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she's a normal-rear end looking lady!  you're not telling me thats an accident im loving losing it
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May 6, 2020 07:34
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a.lo posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1257892694887665670?s=20 lol, in order: sure it was going to reopen, but Thursday?? that plant alone is 4% of pig processing capacity of the entire US still bragging about processing capacity when 90% of your workers can't work social distancing at a pork factory can only mean reduced quality checks
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May 6, 2020 07:38
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everything is explicable by hasty makeup and a messed up white balance making her orange chair super orange, but her brown hair green. but then.... from whence the darkened pits around the eyes exactly like in dark knight
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May 6, 2020 07:41
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Being mean to that lady is hosed up
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May 6, 2020 07:42
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sneeze the means of production
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May 6, 2020 07:45
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this is a good thread on why the mutation the los alamos paper highlights may not mean much though: https://twitter.com/billhanage/status/1256422856436613126?s=21
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May 6, 2020 07:47
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fosborb posted:quick rebrand. this one makes me feel better when i preview it, i don't know why Owns
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May 6, 2020 07:48
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May 6, 2020 07:52
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fosborb posted:quick rebrand. this one makes me feel better when i preview it, i don't know why this is fuckin great thank u
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May 6, 2020 07:53
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The most hosed up part of this entire thing is that despite us knowing about viruses for over 100+ years we have no loving clue how any of this poo poo works Like I genuinely thought 'at least we'll know what this thing does in a month or two' six months ago. we still don't even know what the effects of covid are, people keep finding new poo poo it does
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May 6, 2020 08:00
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Crusader posted:also re: the above mutation, digging this rando on twitter noticing something was up on march 1st: figure s5 it's not
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May 6, 2020 08:02
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Grapplejack posted:The most hosed up part of this entire thing is that despite us knowing about viruses for over 100+ years we have no loving clue how any of this poo poo works but look at all the innovation in dick pills we've accomplished in 100 years.
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May 6, 2020 08:02
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Zberan Madowinty posted:https://twitter.com/RickRudeSells/status/1257636343363932160 I would buy a timeshare from this man.
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May 6, 2020 08:04
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incoherent posted:but look at all the innovation in dick pills we've accomplished in 100 years. Dick pills aren't dick pills though. They're blood thinners that gave people boners so got sold as dick pills.
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May 6, 2020 08:07
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Has anybody tried curing covid with Extenze yet?
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May 6, 2020 08:11
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Grapplejack posted:The most hosed up part of this entire thing is that despite us knowing about viruses for over 100+ years we have no loving clue how any of this poo poo works If you get enough people hella sick their bodies break in bizarre ways
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May 6, 2020 08:13
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Inceltown posted:Dick pills aren't dick pills though. They're blood thinners that gave people boners so got sold as dick pills. blood thinners make dicks fatter makes sense to me
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May 6, 2020 08:14
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Inceltown posted:Dick pills aren't dick pills though. They're blood thinners that gave people boners so got sold as dick pills. a woman I knew a while back took cialis for hypertension and sometimes pharmacists would be confused why this old lady with an oxygen tank needed boner pills
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May 6, 2020 08:16
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shovelbum posted:If you get enough people hella sick their bodies break in bizarre ways god is fixing the weird clipping through the geometry in the next patch
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May 6, 2020 08:19
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I've been  the CEA's twitter feed to see if they're going to release a new 'Cubic Fit' graph today, seeing as yesterday's graph is hilariously out of date alreadyPyrus Malus posted:has anybody posted about how the IHME model, the one that's ridiculously insanely optimistic and the one people were getting the "60k by august" figure from, just quietly more than doubled their death predictions by august 4th? lmao it's at like 135k right now and I still think that's considered some realass optimism Also note that their previous insanely optimistic models projected that the deaths would drop to zero around the end of June but their current slightly-less-insanely optimistic model only goes as far as the start of August where they guess there'll still be between 78 to 387 deaths per day. https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america Just for shits and giggles I overlaid the current worldometers bar graph over the latest IHME model, and yesterday's 2,350 deaths already exceeds the IHME's "best guess" projection line:  Also note that the IHME's graph has a peak of 2,343 even though there's already been several 2.5k+ days according worldometers, so the two don't fit at all. I don't know where the IHME have been getting their numbers from. https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
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May 6, 2020 08:23
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incoherent posted:but look at all the innovation in dick pills we've accomplished in 100 years. blue chew viral marketing getting out of control
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May 6, 2020 08:23
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Grapplejack posted:The most hosed up part of this entire thing is that despite us knowing about viruses for over 100+ years we have no loving clue how any of this poo poo works Every single virus is weird as gently caress we've just been lulled into a sense of normalcy from the common cold causing ones.
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May 6, 2020 08:25
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Grapplejack posted:The most hosed up part of this entire thing is that despite us knowing about viruses for over 100+ years we have no loving clue how any of this poo poo works
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May 6, 2020 08:27
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For those wondering how I've been holding up in lockdown here is a short video of a typical day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8SOtzsSDtQ
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May 6, 2020 08:29
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Xaris posted:so, that's intentional. we've been in a globalized neoliberal hell for 100+ years and this is the exact and predictable play-by-play exhibit that you'd expect. the muddy murky 'well who knows!!" is a direct result of our lovely system and failedstate (and tbf it's not just america, just we're dumb n bad enough to let it get bad enough to get lots of data but spend zero and resources money on it). Tons of other countries are also researching this virus. There's just tons of uncertainty and we're slowly drilling into what it does and how it does it over time. That's the scientific method, not a neoliberal conspiracy.
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May 6, 2020 08:30
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We might not know how it works but we know how to avoid it and we're not going to do that so is it really important if we ever know how it works?
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May 6, 2020 08:32
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lol that america is just passing turns without toggling the covid research node.
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May 6, 2020 08:34
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none of it matters and we should dehumanize ourselves and face to bloodshed
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May 6, 2020 08:34
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I've been they added smoothing and the “lmao” result is deaths exceeding the upper bounds, not the best guess line their model is still optimistic but it’s not nearly as laughable as it was before
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