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Here's a great FluffieDuckie post that is too big to screenshot
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704278&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post442303856
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May 21, 2024 14:07
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The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.
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May 1, 2020 02:54
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- Finger Prince
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I met a traveller from a toilet land,
Who said—“One vast and bowlless trap of stone
Stand in the guest bathroom. . . . Near them, on the tile.
Half sunk a shattered tank lies, whose handle,
And scratched lid, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its plumber well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The flapper that mocked them, and the valve that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is ButtTheShitmanFart, King of Kings;
Look on my Watercloset, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level tiles stretch far away.”
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May 6, 2020 16:30
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- alnilam
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May 6, 2020 17:22
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May 6, 2020 17:52
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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there once was a shitman whose heart
was conveyed in his posts of fine art
when he tried to hit post
he’d delete them and ghost
butt, boy, that shitman could fart
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May 9, 2020 20:35
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther
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May 11, 2020 17:31
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Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther
*gasp*
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May 11, 2020 17:36
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the real dogcrash truther was the friends we made along the way
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May 11, 2020 17:37
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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Dog the BountyCrash TruthHunter
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May 12, 2020 00:32
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by Hand Knit
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Imo there have been a lot of good posts without dogcrash truther
Wrong. If there are good posts, then logically that means we are not without dogcrash truther.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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May 12, 2020 00:59
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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May 12, 2020 01:49
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Wrong. If there are good posts, then logically that means we are not without dogcrash truther.
wait a min
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May 12, 2020 02:13
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#mood
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the real truth is i want a dog to crash into my lap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 12, 2020 08:03
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me talking to a broom closet: now anyone that tells you masturbation ruins your eyesight is a goddamn liar and a prude. any questions?
mop clatters to the floor
me: you, the tall blonde kid
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how casually you dismiss monster jam. the raw power being unleashed, the skill of the drivers, millennia of technology culminating in a machine with the power of a thousand horses cavorting for our amusement, does it mean nothing to you? the precision engineering that allows the 12,000lb 'Gravedigger' to perform a 360 backflip in front of an arena of screaming fans night after night is NOT redneck bullshit. it is a celebration of human achievement, it is us performing at our best. we have grappled with the forces of nature and bent them to this end. if it bothers you be honest with yourself and leave industrialized society behind entirely, for in rejecting monster jam you also reject what it represents.
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"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up"
"So obviously Darkraza is from the Nether Dimension, where gravity is fifteen-times more powerful than here on Earth, so Sensei and I knew he was gonna have a bit of a speed advantage going into this fight. But, you know, we've been doing some resistance training in the pool to try and get a feel for what the crushing pressure of the Dread Sun might be like, and I think it's really paying off, I'm feeling a lot more nimble out here in the last few matches"
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May 16, 2020 03:16
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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My kid has declared the shed a mom free zone; they put up a sign that says gently caress HUT.
Basically, it's like a Pizza Hut, but for gently caress
I remember when gently caress Hut had a buffet
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May 19, 2020 22:08
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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May 21, 2020 17:18
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May 21, 2020 19:53
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cop holding me down: ...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, our very best public defender, Pagliacci, will be provided for you.
me: but officer
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Jun 4, 2020 20:17
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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from the I'm a Stall Man thread:
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Jun 6, 2020 20:56
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jun 14, 2020 02:40
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Kaiser Schnitzel still serving up the quality honky tonk in the "I'm a Stall Man" thread
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