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hallebarrysoetoro posted:he had a pulmonary embolism and didn't die? those things are like coin flips
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I feel like they don’t let you tweet through one of those.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I feel like they don’t let you tweet through one of those. I was on a flight in march and started coughing up blood the next day, went to the ER and you can bet they rushed my rear end into the CT machine post-haste
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i know, but that’s what makes it so funny lmao someone should just brick the windows
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BraveUlysses posted:lmao someone should just brick the windows but be safe put ppe on the brick
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May 6, 2020 05:55
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*legislator claps hands impatiently* come on, die faster
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davidspackage posted:*legislator claps hands impatiently* come on, die faster I mean, really, when you think about it this is a great backend way to solve the Social Security hump!
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my bony fealty posted:Erickson complaining on Twitter about having to walk three quarters of a mile is the funniest poo poo ever i looked it up becuase i was curious how his body could give out on him like that. i guess blisters come from wearing ill fitting shoes? like i dunno buying shoes isnt that hard for me. ive walked several miles in dress shoes that are not meant for walks and never gotten a blister. i just imagine erick erickson stumbling around with bedpans on his feet or something. three quarters of a mile. how???
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May 6, 2020 07:25
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That's like, what, a ten-minute stroll?
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Well remember that he is technically a Lego man so he has to do that exaggerated Lego walk the whole time https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/876863470108647424?lang=en
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Trump has decided he's bored of this whole global pandemic thing now. I wish I was joking, but it's the only explanation for this: https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1257730653602361345 I know I've posted this in, like, three different places now, but this poo poo is just insane. More insane. Whatever.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Trump has decided he's bored of this whole global pandemic thing now. It's the "Mission Accomplished" banner. He has declared that its all over, everythings done, everyone stop thinking about it please.
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The Lone Badger posted:That's like, what, a ten-minute stroll? 0.75 miles at ten minutes would be a pretty brisk 13 minute 20 second mile walking pace. so probalby more like 13-17 minutes of walking. i dont even know what he looks like, but that would be an average 16-20 minute mile, which is fairly achievable for anyone who isnt an invalid
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cumshitter posted:0.75 miles at ten minutes would be a pretty brisk 13 minute 20 second mile walking pace. so probalby more like 13-17 minutes of walking. i dont even know what he looks like, but that would be an average 16-20 minute mile, which is fairly achievable for anyone who isnt an invalid Blisters (from walking, or footwear) are symptoms of burns from friction heat when the sole of your foot is not moving with the sole of your shoe, specifically. Shoes which are too large in one or more dimensions are the usual culprit, but also sweat dripping down the leg and dampening socks can cause a lot more friction compared to when you started, and past a certain length of march there's no getting around the fact that there will be some sole injuries. For instance, I got sweat in my boot during a ruck march in Basic training, and wound up walking all of the skin off of the ball of my left foot, to the point where the remaining undamaged tissue was transparent enough to fat deposits and muscles. That was a ten-mile walk. For someone to develop blisters over three-quarters of a mile, they would have to have the softest possible feet and also be wearing wooden clogs two sizes too large. There's no way this person isn't full of poo poo even if they're not outright lying ~
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"Show me where in the Constitution it says I have to wear shoes and a shirt to eat in restaurant" https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/876863470108647424?lang=en Real life Hank Hill BiggerBoat has issued a correction as of 18:24 on May 6, 2020 |
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:he had a pulmonary embolism and didn't die? those things are like coin flips It was all those prayers, clearly.
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cumshitter posted:i looked it up becuase i was curious how his body could give out on him like that. i guess blisters come from wearing ill fitting shoes? He's from the South, people there get surgically grafted into an automobile at age 16 and are never expected to walk anywhere again
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Trump has decided he's bored of this whole global pandemic thing now. It's cause they won't let him get in front of the camera and do the daily covid press briefings any more, after the "inject disinfectants" debacle. Since he isn't getting the screentime that he craves, the rest of the country can burn for all he cares.
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Tesseraction posted:Well remember that he is technically a Lego man so he has to do that exaggerated Lego walk the whole time https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/876863470108647424?lang=en I believe they popped his hood and found gravy on the dipstick
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DemoneeHo posted:It's cause they won't let him get in front of the camera and do the daily covid press briefings any more, after the "inject disinfectants" debacle. Since he isn't getting the screentime that he craves, the rest of the country can burn for all he cares. I know injecting bleach was amazing, but it's a shame people are overlooking "blast the inside of your loving lungs with uv rays."
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Cocaine Bear posted:I know injecting bleach was amazing, but it's a shame people are overlooking "blast the inside of your loving lungs with uv rays." See this is just one more example of the fake news, he said to inject the sunshine!
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BigDave posted:See this is just one more example of the fake news, he said to inject the sunshine! one more reason we can’t trust solar since it uses up all the sun
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BigDave posted:See this is just one more example of the fake news, he said to inject the sunshine! 
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Zil posted:Makes me wonder what their health inspection records look like Apparently it was just two franchisees. https://www.facebook.com/GioninosPizzeriaInc/ The owners of the company posted up a "they hosed up" on the facebook, and I have no idea how to link to a specific post because it's also a hellsite.
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Tesseraction posted:Well remember that he is technically a Lego man so he has to do that exaggerated Lego walk the whole time https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/876863470108647424?lang=en I don't know who that is but I'm his son and he is disappoint.
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Speaking of trumo needing attention focused on him 24/7, has he planned any rallies in the middle of the epidemic yet? He loves having the illusion of a jam-packed crowd at his rallies, which is why they're always sitting behind him at each speech instead of letting the camera see the thin crowd in front. There's no way they can maintain social distancing and satisfy his need for big crowds. So either we get sparse looking crowds or his followers sit close together and get the 'rona to spare daddy trump's ego.
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Cross post from USPOL: So as near as I can tell here in Florida, our plan for COVID 19 is basically "well, quarantine, shut down and safe at home is just too hard so 'gently caress it', we're just gonna pretend this thing doesn't exist." Very few people are masking up and I'm already noticing an increase in traffic, human and vehicular. Aren't we just going to have a huge spike, the overrun hospitals we all feared, more cases and deaths, etc. etc.? Near as I can tell the whole country is just not up to the challenge. What was the point of the shutdowns if we weren't going to follow through?
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Yup, all of the downsides and none of the benefits. Pretty typical for Republican administration.
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The political classes realized from Coronavirus day -1 that the only mistake they could make would be to take Coronavirus serious and act as though it was a real threat. "Let the bodies pile up; I'm not a wimp," is the politically astute play.
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bedpan posted:The political classes realized from Coronavirus day -1 that the only mistake they could make would be to take Coronavirus serious and act as though it was a real threat. "Let the bodies pile up; I'm not a wimp," is the politically astute play. see obama gets blamed for katrina
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:see obama gets blamed for katrina whoever the next Democratic president is will retroactively get blamed for Covid, even if they take office in like 2032.
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vyelkin posted:whoever the next Democratic president is will retroactively get blamed for Covid, even if they take office in like 2032. There will never be another Democratic president, hth
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BiggerBoat posted:Cross post from USPOL: so we can say we tried it and it didn't work, so welp nothing we can do some people just gonna die 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:There will never be another Democratic president, hth Donald Trump will run as a Democrat and a Republican simultaneously, that's how dems will get back into the White House.
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