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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/ThisGuyGetsLit/status/1257737431555571712?s=19

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Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

HereticalStoic #OpenCaliforniaNow🇸🇦
@ThisGuyGetsLit

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

And hell, the picture is funny too!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

it would own if they got the US to lift sanctions on them and cuba in exchange for the prisoners

like ending the embargo on ventilators for one

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1257799433606926336?s=20

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
I don't know, i'm sensing some strong Caro energy from these guys. I like to think that these two crazy qanon Americans showed up talking about how they were Trump's personal bodyguards and conned a bunch of Venezuelans into helping them form a "strikeforce"... and now we're here.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://mobile.twitter.com/EricSmart96/status/1257725921550884864

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

hi my name's aryan

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

lol i love how even fuckin mercenaries have now descended into vapid corporate/brandspeak and treating it like macho poo poo, #managingrisk

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

coming here just to say lol

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


https://twitter.com/JoshuaYJackson/status/1257635252186550277

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

lol i love how even fuckin mercenaries have now descended into vapid corporate/brandspeak and treating it like macho poo poo, #managingrisk

It really rules

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

Bay of Pigs sequel is darkly humorous ngl.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

lol silvercorp deleted their twitter

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

yellowcar posted:

lol silvercorp deleted their twitter



Famethrowa posted:

coming here just to say lol

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

be funny if this was an epic ruse to distract from an even more incredible failed invasion the bozos at langley are cooking up

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

this owns so much lmao

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

this is a bigger gently caress up than even bay of pigs was, at least they made landfall

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
bay of pigdogs

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man


grovercoup

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i was reading an article about it and apparently i had missed that the guaido/silvercorp contract that got tweeted out had guaido agreeing to pay silvercorp $212.9 million but silvercorp never got any of it, not even their $1.5 million retainer, and yet they tried to invade venezuela with no money anyway because the silvercorp guy is a "freedom fighter" so it wasn't about the money

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

vyelkin posted:

i was reading an article about it and apparently i had missed that the guaido/silvercorp contract that got tweeted out had guaido agreeing to pay silvercorp $212.9 million but silvercorp never got any of it, not even their $1.5 million retainer, and yet they tried to invade venezuela with no money anyway because the silvercorp guy is a "freedom fighter" so it wasn't about the money

the documentary about this poo poo in 20 years is going to be amazing

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

vyelkin posted:

i was reading an article about it and apparently i had missed that the guaido/silvercorp contract that got tweeted out had guaido agreeing to pay silvercorp $212.9 million but silvercorp never got any of it, not even their $1.5 million retainer, and yet they tried to invade venezuela with no money anyway because the silvercorp guy is a "freedom fighter" so it wasn't about the money

Simpleton Pinkertons

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Maybe they should've called themselves Bronzecorp :dadjoke:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Leander expedition in the internet age

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Nap Ghost
At least one of the guns they brought was apparently a fuckin' airsoft rifle.

lol forever.

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

StashAugustine posted:

The Leander expedition in the internet age

I was thinking Clearchus of Sparta myself.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



One More Fat Nerd posted:

At least one of the guns they brought was apparently a fuckin' airsoft rifle.

lol forever.

oh my god it just keeps getting better

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

One More Fat Nerd posted:

At least one of the guns they brought was apparently a fuckin' airsoft rifle.

lol forever.

I can't even tell who was scamming who anymore.

Also Venezuela or Russia/China must have infiltrated this poo poo, I bet they were sitting in their surveillance vans just cackling lmao

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





hang them

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

someone funnier than me please come up with a Fyre Festival pun for this

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


One More Fat Nerd posted:

At least one of the guns they brought was apparently a fuckin' airsoft rifle.

lol forever.

well yeah, they were going to need to restock from the first armory they raided anyway, and they didn't have the funds to buy enough guns to equip everyone due to budget constraints. Is 62 guns really different from 61?

lmao this loving owns

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


Are you nuts? Send them back so they can try again. Why would you cancel this after the pilot?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Militaires Sans Intelligence

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Zedhe Khoja posted:

I was thinking Clearchus of Sparta myself.

eh he had competent subordinates

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lightning Knight posted:

the documentary about this poo poo in 20 years is going to be amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJC_wAy4OQU

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





genericnick posted:

Are you nuts? Send them back so they can try again. Why would you cancel this after the pilot?

this is only time that worm will be held accountable in his life

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Militaires Sans Intelligence
Bay of Bros

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
like you're supposed to get the money up FRONT, dipshits. no cash, no loving merc op. of course once you get the cash you deliberately bungle the mission anyways and blame the media for it going wrong. that way you and your gym buddies spend maybe 10 percent of what you earn tops on beer, hotels and parties and pocket the rest.

don't these idiots know anything about being mercenaries??? jesus titty-fuckin' christ put me in charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPxLahuIEx8

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