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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Newman.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Pastry of the Year posted:

e: in answer to an earlier asked question, I have seen "Greg" going around as the male equivalent, but haven't seen a concise roundup of the visual signifiers, although it's probably very much like the famous Supreme Court ruling on pornography



These dues.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Cahiers du Greg

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Here's your male Karen equivalent look, all it's missing is a goatee and big rear end truck:



Here are some possible names for it, take your pick:

"I beat my wife and kids" starter pack
"I grope the wait staff" starter pack
"Definitely says it, and with a hard R" starter pack
"I would do anything for my family, by which I mean I fantasize about rescuing them action movie style from racist stereotypes but I dont, like, do a load of laundry or cook dinner occasionally because that's women's work" starter pack

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ReadTsukihime/status/1257957612081029120

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Captain Splendid posted:

Brian married Maria and moved to London.

The house where they shot most of their films has been demolished.

They still put out about 5 or 6 a year.

Huh. Good on him.

I dropped out of watching 5sf when they started putting out vlogs about their horror movie.

I've seen the blond lady who was part of it (I think her name is Olivia?) in shows like Arrested Development and that Magicians show on Syfy.

freeedr posted:

Growing up in America, I hardly ever heard the word “oval office” and when I did it didn’t seem particularly obscene to anyone. Once I grew up and learned that misogynists use it in a minimizing way against women because it means vagina I was pretty surprised because it had always been such a mild word, and here it was being a slur.



It's a big thing in Australia, I've heard.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is dank

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Forceholy posted:

It's a big thing in Australia, I've heard.

And in... your mum.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:


I have no goddamn idea where the weirdass distorted shibes came from but i am sure as hell here for them

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ranbo das posted:

Dudes whose profile pic is them with a goatee and sunglasses in their truck.

?

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 21:53 on May 6, 2020

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Reminder that this account (middleclassfancy) was paid by Bloomberg to make cool prez memes

edit: sic semper the meme thread:

Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 22:20 on May 6, 2020

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



oxford_town
Aug 6, 2009
https://twitter.com/craig_monaghan/status/1257748232387670017

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
A man who acts like a Karen is still a Karen, don't be sexist.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I had to work at Old Navy once and we were to refer to female customers as "Jenny" and men as "Mike." It was apparently rude to talk about a customer in case other customers heard you? Anyways, Old Navy sucks farts directly out of buttholes.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://twitter.com/mariokartdwi/status/1258076072609906691

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Absolute reptilian poo poo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I'm more offended they couldn't even synchronise their choreography properly. I wouldn't recommend them quit their day jobs, that's for sure. Very bad form.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

.... What it the term for when your heart rate increases but blood pressure drops? That is what happened to me when I read this.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Forceholy posted:


It's a big thing in Australia, I've heard.

Scotland too, often as a term of endearment

"Aye, he's a sound oval office"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

So this the Hillary email everyone keeps talking about?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Congrats, we cracked the case of who ordered "None pizza with left beef."

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The actual story was she was trying to reduce carbs because during her 2008 campaign she and all her staff put on heaps of weight, so in 2016 they all tried to eat a bit healthier and exercise a bit more.

I realise I'm posting this on the Something Awful Forums so please dont take this as an endorsement of Hillary Clinton or eating a hotdog with no bun.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

bike tory posted:

The actual story was she was trying to reduce carbs because during her 2008 campaign she and all her staff put on heaps of weight, so in 2016 they all tried to eat a bit healthier and exercise a bit more.

I realise I'm posting this on the Something Awful Forums so please dont take this as an endorsement of Hillary Clinton or eating a hotdog with no bun.

Too late your avatar and red text are in the cart mother fucker

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



CopperHound posted:

.... What it the term for when your heart rate increases but blood pressure drops? That is what happened to me when I read this.

I think an atery exploded for that to make sense

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Is a hot-dog with no bun a sandwich?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Stoatbringer posted:

Is a hot-dog with no bun a sandwich?

by the ravioli corollary, it's a type of pudding

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I mean, it's clearly Hillarys code to call Derek over when she wants a no-condom deep dicking.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Z6cPMTU.mp4

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


Again with the personal attacks, in the meme thread of all places

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Laserjet 4P posted:

Reminder that this account (middleclassfancy) was paid by Bloomberg to make cool prez memes


hey man it's free money

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002




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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hahahah

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