Zeriel posted:

Just bought 15 pounds of rice and beans each. I'll either suffocate from the roni or my own farts.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

His name was Einstein and everyone stood and applauded

facetoucher cat posted:

From where?

shovelbum posted:

So why don't chuds and the rich actually loving get this disease

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I'll bet this is the same sort of lunatic who was freaking out about death panels

quote:

https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/41169003053457408
https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/183718323807199232
https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/345155517641019392

Garrand posted:

Humanity is imprisoned by a killer pandemic. People are being arrested for surfing in the ocean and meditating in nature. Nations are collapsing. Hungry citizens are rioting for food. The media has generated so much confusion and fear that people are begging for salvation in a syringe. Billionaire patent owners are pushing for globally mandated vaccines. Anyone who refuses to be injected with experimental poisons will be prohibited from travel, education and work. No, this is not a synopsis for a new horror movie. This is our current reality.

Let’s back up to address how we got here...

In the early 1900s, America’s first Billionaire, John D. Rockefeller bought a German pharmaceutical company that would later assist Hitler to implement his eugenics-based vision by manufacturing chemicals and poisons for war. Rockefeller wanted to eliminate the competitors of Western medicine, so he submitted a report to Congress declaring that there were too many doctors and medical schools in America, and that all natural healing modalities were unscientific quackery. Rockefeller called for the standardization of medical education, whereby only his organization be allowed to grant medical school licenses in the US. And so began the practice of immune suppressive, synthetic and toxic drugs. Once people had become dependent on this new system and the addictive drugs it provided, the system switched to a paid program, creating lifelong customers for the Rockefellers. Currently, medical error is the third leading cause of death in the US. Rockefeller’s secret weapon to success was the strategy known as, “problem-reaction-solution.” Create a problem, escalate fear, then offer a pre-planned solution. Sound familiar?

Flash forward to 2020...

They named it COVID19. Our leaders of world health predicted millions would die. The National Guard was deployed. Makeshift hospitals were erected to care for a massive overflow of patients. Mass graves were dug. Terrifying news reports had people everywhere seeking shelter to avoid contact. The plan was unfolding with diabolical precision, but the masters of the Pandemic underestimated one thing... the people. Medical professionals and every-day citizens are sharing critical information online. The overlords of big tech have ordered all dissenting voices to be silenced and banned, but they are too late. The slumbering masses are awake and aware that something is not right. Quarantine has provided the missing element: time. Suddenly, our overworked citizenry has ample time to research and investigate for themselves. Once you see, you can’t unsee.

The window of opportunity is open like never before. For the first time in human history, we have the world’s attention. Plandemic will expose the scientific and political elite who run the scam that is our global health system, while laying out a new plan; a plan that allows all of humanity to reconnect with healing forces of nature. 2020 is the code for perfect vision. It is also the year that will go down in history as the moment we finally opened our eyes.

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/SonHuge/status/1258150447954759682

Can we pause for a moment and take in the turbo nerd equivalent of jr's elaborate gun?

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/1258041139497664512?s=19

facetoucher cat posted:

From where?

SKULL.GIF posted:

Ran a search on her account, these are the 3 hits for 'death panel':

BMX Ninja posted:

After seeing how great the AeroGarden I bought was at growing a bunch of stuff that wouldn't normally grow in my local climate, I got a second one delivered today and am waiting on some cannabis seeds arriving.

I've high hopes of having my own little crop starting to sprout early to mid-June.

BMX Ninja posted:

After seeing how great the AeroGarden I bought was at growing a bunch of stuff that wouldn't normally grow in my local climate, I got a second one delivered today and am waiting on some cannabis seeds arriving.

I've high hopes of having my own little crop starting to sprout early to mid-June.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/TheNTNews/status/1257966531981369344

facetoucher cat posted:

I don't normally eat meat but have a little since this lockdown crap for some reason and I got a ridiculous good price for meat from Omaha steaks so figured, why not, they were delivered today. So ends my meat buying

snoo posted:

how'd you get a 'good price'

snoo posted:

how'd you get a 'good price'

COVID-420 posted:

this pandemic is turning more of the world's population into Huge loving Assholes than the election of donald trump

Inceltown posted:

empty whippet box posted:

if I pay 50 pounds for a roast it better be about 8 pounds of meat, fully cooked and ready to serve and also at an actual restaurant.

Skypie posted:

Many of us are advocating that high risk people - mainly the elderly and those with serious health problems, who account for almost all coronavirus deaths - should continue to take very strong precautions, but that businesses should be allowed to reopen and people should have the right to resume their jobs.

One of the main points of the shut downs was to prevent a situation such as in Italy, in which the hospitals couldn’t accommodate the number of people with the disease.

By now, all reasonable projections are that we are not in danger of that happening. But during these last two months, while it’s possible that the shut downs have saved some lives, it’s also possible that they could end up killing others. We’ve had many people not get cancer screenings, many children not getting vaccines, dental offices being completely shut down in some states, more people not getting enough food, and increases in depression and suicide.

There is no such thing as absolute surety of health and safety. What we must do is weigh the pros and cons and make sensible decisions from there.

When two sides are taking absolutist positions, most of the time the truth lies somewhere in the middle, and that’s the case here. We’re not out of the woods yet, but it does appear that the worst is behind us, and it’s time to attend to the important things that people have been prohibited or strongly discouraged from doing for the last two months.

Der Meister posted:

who the gently caress is this tonta and why am I seeing her tweets

quote:

A day before Gov. Tate Reeves' order allowing restaurants to reopen their dining rooms with certain limitations, Hattiesburg's eateries will remain closed to diners, Mayor Toby Barker said.

"I want restaurants open," he said in a news release. "The owners and establishments they have built are more than eateries. They are economic drivers. They are institutions in our community, and many of them have taken massive losses to investments and livelihoods since this pandemic began.

"That isn’t lost on me, and quite frankly – it keeps me up at night. However, I can’t ignore the surge we are seeing in our own community.

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Barker said the area's numbers are showing the city is not ready to throw its doors wide open.

Forrest County's five-date average of new positive coronavirus cases is at an all-time high, despite an earlier belief it had peaked in mid-April.
This week, the Hattiesburg area has more COVID-19 patients than ever before.
In addition, Barker said, eight of Forrest County's 18 reported deaths from the coronavirus have occurred in the last eight days.

"For these reasons, we will delay the opening of dining rooms and outdoor eating spaces in restaurants," he said.
Hattiesburg Mayor Toby Barker reported the city's hospitals have more COVID-19 patients in ICU than ever before and eight of the 18 COVID-related deaths in Forrest County happened in the last eight days.

Hattiesburg Mayor Toby Barker reported the city's hospitals have more COVID-19 patients in ICU than ever before and eight of the 18 COVID-related deaths in Forrest County happened in the last eight days. (Photo: Courtesy of city of Hattiesburg)

Reeves’ most recent order will allow restaurants to open dining areas at 50% capacity beginning Thursday. Servers and other restaurant employees who come in contact with the public are required to wear masks.

In addition, employees must be screened at the beginning of their shifts for fevers and asked about potential exposure to people who may have contracted COVID-19.

While the order allows for restaurant reopening, the governor also said municipalities and county governments have the ability to use local data to provide for more stringent regulations if necessary.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I got a 7 pound ham for like $5 after easter
it was rad

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/1258120739619831810?s=19


Banning covid survivors from military service

shovelbum posted:

So why don't chuds and the rich actually loving get this disease

Trixie Hardcore posted:

We're gonna find out that racism in your heart blocks the roni from replicating in your lungs.

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/1258120739619831810?s=19


Banning covid survivors from military service

TehSaurus posted:

I hear you guys like beans? Just a month ago this mighty pinto pod was all dried up in my pantry.

A Bakers Cousin posted:

https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/1258120739619831810?s=19


Banning covid survivors from military service