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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Shageletic posted:

Nytimes Sunday had a big spread about it. Camps gonna be open nationwide this summer, thats how much parents need to offload their kids for a few weeks

Americans hate their families and their home lives so much that they're willing to risk death to get away.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Must have threatend to pull funding for his daughter again

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1258461871658668033?s=20

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

shovelbum posted:

i wish i knew what the "expected" level of attention to hair was for "professional" men, all mines gonna fall out in a few years anyway and i guess i should be taking a million hair pills and poo poo but whatever

no way dude, shave it, bald is beautiful. I wish people wouldn't put so much dumb pressure on men for losing their hair when it's totally beyond their control and most men look really loving good bald. It's stupid AF. Also if you take skin/hair pills like biotin be sure to drink tons of water or you'll break out like a teenager

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Iron Crowned posted:

COVID-19 is over! Time to throw a parade!

It will surely be different this time

Zil has issued a correction as of 19:35 on May 7, 2020

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

facetoucher cat posted:

like, I knew my parents hated me but I always thought my friend's parents loved them but I guess they really didn't seeing how much parents are really sick of their kids after just a few days into this

the expectations on parents to both work 60-80 hrs a week while providing a curated 24/7 series of beneficial class-aspirational experiences for their kids are an impossible and soul-crushing experience. everyone in the system is miserable and the over-scheduled over-stressed kids are also miserable

Primpin and Pimpin
Sep 2, 2011



Ugh this is so annoying, I live down the street from two (fairly busy) restaurants with huge outdoor seating areas. Like, 200 feet away. Excited to have my front lawn crawling with idiots as they walk over from the overflow parking. Not excited to have to dodge them all as I take my dogs out.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Iron Crowned posted:

Must have threatend to pull funding for his daughter again

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1258461871658668033?s=20

Lol

And the federal GOP will use these idiotic moves as reason to punish states that remain closed down

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

facetoucher cat posted:

no way dude, shave it, bald is beautiful. I wish people wouldn't put so much dumb pressure on men for losing their hair when it's totally beyond their control and most men look really loving good bald. It's stupid AF. Also if you take skin/hair pills like biotin be sure to drink tons of water or you'll break out like a teenager

I used to trim it with a 1 guard all over pretty frequently so it will not be much of a change. I underestimated how used to it everyone else would get when I grew my hair back out though.

CHUCK WAS TAKEN
Aug 1, 2004
this kid has heart
Here I am, about to go to the grocery store for the second time since Feb., almost paralyzed w. worry and anxiety as restaurants and business around town open their doors and people flood in without a care in the world (?) am I crazy?

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

shovelbum posted:

I thought partial herd immunity was a real thing tho, like having 20% immune provides a significant boost to the efficacy of measures to suppress r0?

herd immunity is herd immunity. you can't say its only partial.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Spergin Morlock posted:

what the hell is DAD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Iron Crowned posted:

Must have threatend to pull funding for his daughter again

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1258461871658668033?s=20

https://twitter.com/Vega158061176/status/1258461989858410497?s=20

lol

humanity is fuckin doomed

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


luxuriating in my beautiful hockey mullet

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Spergin Morlock posted:

what the hell is DAD?

my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

CHUCK WAS TAKEN posted:

Here I am, about to go to the grocery store for the second time since Feb., almost paralyzed w. worry and anxiety as restaurants and business around town open their doors and people flood in without a care in the world (?) am I crazy?

if youre not at high risk gently caress it, all these weird clotting symptoms and long term damage seem to be rare in young people just like other severe cases even if there are a lot of them overall bc everyone in the world is getting this poo poo all at once

cant save chuds from themselves or their ideology

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



Local Chicago news had their covid expert on this morning and that was one of the viewer questions that was asked. The look on his face was hilarious.

E: these people are all just dumb babies
https://twitter.com/Vega158061176/status/1258463770587869185

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Iron Crowned posted:

Must have threatend to pull funding for his daughter again

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1258461871658668033?s=20

America is such a shithole death cult country oh my god.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

*snap bang*

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yeah, I'll be wearing my PPE until 2023

CHUCK WAS TAKEN
Aug 1, 2004
this kid has heart

shovelbum posted:

if youre not at high risk gently caress it, all these weird clotting symptoms and long term damage seem to be rare in young people just like other severe cases even if there are a lot of them overall bc everyone in the world is getting this poo poo all at once

cant save chuds from themselves or their ideology

I'm 30 and in great shape, but my girlfriends disabled Vietnam vet dad lives with us, and he's in his 70s and they both smoke. :rip:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

Must have threatend to pull funding for his daughter again

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1258461871658668033?s=20

totally insane lamo

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

america is a failed state


galenanorth
May 19, 2016


"If washing your hands helps kill germs, then why do you need PPE when working with Ebola patients if you can just wash your hands afterward?" logic

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

CHUCK WAS TAKEN posted:

Here I am, about to go to the grocery store for the second time since Feb., almost paralyzed w. worry and anxiety as restaurants and business around town open their doors and people flood in without a care in the world (?) am I crazy?

No. You are not crazy. You are sane. The world is filled with lovely spoiled greedy people who think they are superheroes.

Edit: or people who believe they are in the end times, and they will have an eternity of happiness regardless of how they live now.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

No. You are not crazy. You are sane. The world is filled with lovely spoiled greedy people who think they are superheroes.

if no help is coming from the federal govt, you cant just stay inside for the rest of your life, so why not go have fun

like lmao if you think theres some big trump response where he sees the light right around the corner

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Americans hate their families and their home lives so much that they're willing to risk death to get away.

my husband is camping for two nights and I'm anxiously waiting on the text for when he gets to the campsite and before he left he already has offered to come back here and get me for tomorrow night and I'm not sure if it's love or that we're co dependent AF on each other

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

Hair and nail salons open in ohio on the 15th. :rip:

any word on the strip clubs? :)

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

facetoucher cat posted:

my husband is camping for two nights and I'm anxiously waiting on the text for when he gets to the campsite and before he left he already has offered to come back here and get me for tomorrow night and I'm not sure if it's love or that we're co dependent AF on each other

Again, tell your husband "gently caress OFF, JESUS CHRIST THERES A loving GLOBAL PANDEMIC EAT poo poo HONEYBOOO"

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
so with this clotting thing are they saying to start taking a baby aspirin yet? I mean it seems like it would be logical

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Al-Saqr posted:

Again, tell your husband "gently caress OFF, JESUS CHRIST THERES A loving GLOBAL PANDEMIC EAT poo poo HONEYBOOO"

I love you so much and I needed your post right then

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Spergin Morlock posted:

any word on the strip clubs? :)

I imagine it's the 21st just like all the bars without outside seating

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Crusader posted:

america is a failed state



Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1258465462444331010

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

i burped and farted loud enough that my video conference app heard and helpfully told me i was on mute in case i wanted to share my gas

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sports pundit man on the radio is currently blaming Democratic governors for 'killing the NHL', cool.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Crusader posted:

owls are p. weird dinosaurs when u think about it

they're also stupid as poo poo which I find extremely funny

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Oh gently caress we're at the point where we are debating germ theory

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1258463906047164421

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Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Well this is just a wild ride


https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/top-news/all-roads-lead-dark-winter/

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