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Golf was the subject of a legendary practice group lunch conversation between two partners. One of whom complained about the stupidity of golf as a banal activity, as you're hitting a small ball with a stick toward a hole. The other of whom then questioned Partner in the First Part's view toward sex.
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# ? May 6, 2020 01:41 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 16:57 |
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Let's bring back croquet.
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:06 |
Nature is returning. Look at these beautiful creatures flocking back to their natural habitat. https://twitter.com/TheFlaBar/status/1257826918461833218 Humanity is the virus.
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# ? May 6, 2020 02:21 |
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SlyFrog posted:Golf was the subject of a legendary practice group lunch conversation between two partners. One of whom complained about the stupidity of golf as a banal activity, as you're hitting a small ball with a stick toward a hole. The other of whom then questioned Partner in the First Part's view toward sex. Just re partner in the first part https://youtu.be/G_Sy6oiJbEk
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# ? May 6, 2020 03:13 |
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I have never golfed.
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# ? May 6, 2020 03:16 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I have never golfed. Does minigolf count? Does a driving range? Does Caddying? Otherwise same.
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# ? May 6, 2020 04:50 |
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I'm still waiting on the next grandma party golf installment
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# ? May 6, 2020 05:06 |
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I played a little golf in law school but over the years my game has atrophied to the point it's pretty embarrassing. My crowning achievement was years ago at a local bar golf scramble when I was paired with a group of attorneys I knew who were semi pros. Hoping to chip onto the green, I wildly overshot and hit the cart where the most senior attorney was sitting in inches from his head. He didn't say a word but just turned around and looked at me. He didn't even look angry. It was just the coldest most disappointing stare I've ever seen. The lunch was pretty baller tho.
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# ? May 6, 2020 05:20 |
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Vox Nihili posted:more like: What texans think they look like What they actually look like:
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# ? May 6, 2020 06:24 |
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We're fatter than that.
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# ? May 6, 2020 17:56 |
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# ? May 6, 2020 19:17 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Just re partner in the first part This is beautiful.
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# ? May 6, 2020 23:38 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/cspanJeremy/status/1258076164234579969
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# ? May 6, 2020 23:55 |
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From my brother today, who runs restaurants:quote:. I have an irate customer who called the wrong store to complain about her order. She cussed out a 17 year old and then called our staff incompetent. Turns out she's complaining about not getting pita on an order of gluten free hummus.
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# ? May 7, 2020 01:22 |
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We talked about kid movies a while ago and I mentioned Song of the Sea which you should watch with your kids if you want to be a blubbering baby who feels things. It’s on Netflix again and I highly recommend it, it’s great.
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:09 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:We talked about kid movies a while ago and I mentioned Song of the Sea which you should watch with your kids if you want to be a blubbering baby who feels things. It’s on Netflix again and I highly recommend it, it’s great. "with your kids"
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:27 |
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blarzgh posted:"with your kids" It’s a pretty complex story actually, about resentment and grief and dealing with loss. Kid stuff.
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# ? May 7, 2020 14:59 |
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I watched it years ago, by myself
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:02 |
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I wonder if I can deduct what I spend on Amazon movies as a childcare expense this year.
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# ? May 7, 2020 17:03 |
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I got my balls snipped 3 years ago so I don’t have to worry about kids.
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# ? May 7, 2020 18:36 |
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https://twitter.com/MikeBalsamo1/status/1258463269897060353 Lmao anyone still working for DOJ is a clown.
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# ? May 7, 2020 19:37 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:https://twitter.com/MikeBalsamo1/status/1258463269897060353 The prosecutor resigned and a toady filed it for Barr instead.
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# ? May 7, 2020 20:29 |
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I don't know anything about how this works, but can the judge say nah to him withdrawing his guilty plea and sentence him anyway? I know that's fodder for Trump to cry RIGGED and use it as an excuse to pardon him, but still.
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# ? May 7, 2020 20:35 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:Lmao anyone still working for DOJ is a clown. They always have been, the circus is just requiring more pies to the face lately.
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# ? May 7, 2020 20:40 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:I don't know anything about how this works, but can the judge say nah to him withdrawing his guilty plea and sentence him anyway? someone in USPOL said the judge doesnt have to accept it but i dont know if its accurate. Federal judges just do whatever the gently caress they want anyways
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# ? May 7, 2020 20:46 |
Look Sir Droids posted:I don't know anything about how this works, but can the judge say nah to him withdrawing his guilty plea and sentence him anyway? I dunno about Federal court, but in my State court, if the plea has been accepted by the Court, it's the Courts. It would be out of the State's hands at that point. The prosecutor can't reach into the court file and shred the judgment. Only the Court can undo a Court's judgment.
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# ? May 7, 2020 20:51 |
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SlothBear posted:They always have been, the circus is just requiring more pies to the face lately. That's a wonderful way to put it. e: it's a motion to dismiss, the judge technically has the discretion to deny it. joat mon fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 7, 2020 |
# ? May 7, 2020 20:54 |
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joat mon posted:That's a wonderful way to put it. I also heard the Court has to grant leave for them to file it, and the Court can just deny leave??
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# ? May 7, 2020 22:10 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:The prosecutor resigned and a toady filed it for Barr instead. It's typical for attorneys to file these things, yeah.
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# ? May 7, 2020 22:42 |
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blarzgh posted:I also heard the Court has to grant leave for them to file it, and the Court can just deny leave?? That seems pretty byzantine, even for the feds. Maybe in civil, where there may be counterclaims that would still need to be litigated?
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# ? May 7, 2020 22:56 |
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Love negotiating with another lawyer while making GBS threads on my toilet and hearing their kids on the other end screaming at them, glad I went to law school
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# ? May 8, 2020 00:24 |
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EwokEntourage posted:someone in USPOL said the judge doesnt have to accept it but i dont know if its accurate. Federal judges just do whatever the gently caress they want anyways I think the issue is also if it would survive an appeal but who the gently caress knows, the rules don't matter anymore.
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# ? May 8, 2020 02:15 |
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Barr, asked about this, said winners write history. RIP lol terrorist ambulance fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 8, 2020 |
# ? May 8, 2020 02:39 |
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terrorist ambulance posted:Barr, asked about this, said winners write history. Cool thing to say when there’s a new contest every four years
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# ? May 8, 2020 03:15 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Cool thing to say when there’s a new contest every four years yeah. sure hope no one fills the positions responsible for regulating those contests with corrupt toadies with an entirely instrumental view of the law
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# ? May 8, 2020 03:36 |
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Don’t dox me
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# ? May 8, 2020 04:22 |
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Look Sir Droids posted:https://twitter.com/MikeBalsamo1/status/1258463269897060353 Trump and Biden are the Gorbachevs and Chernenkos of our dying nation. Also, if Biden wins, he will pardon Trump and refuse to prosecute his associates as a "gesture" to "heal the nation" (read: to maintain and expand executive power). You heard it here first.
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# ? May 8, 2020 06:05 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Trump and Biden are the Gorbachevs and Chernenkos of our dying nation. no he won't, and even if he tried, new york is gonna go after every single one
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# ? May 8, 2020 14:58 |
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I wanna see Trump feigning dementia and rolling into court with an oxygen tank and arm braces, like a mob boss/Nazi guard.
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# ? May 8, 2020 16:11 |
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There's no way Biden will pardon Trump or anyone in his administration. Institutionally, he shouldn't have a strong opinion on putting Trump associates in jail since the President is supposed to stay out of it. His choice of AG may give some indication on how hard he wants to go at them. But I can't imagine, either practically or in terms of political calculus, how being soft on Trump associates would help him or the country.
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