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May 8, 2020 14:08
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AceOfFlames posted:Don't worry guys, salvation has arrived: i have quite a large beard, so this is actually interesting to me...
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May 8, 2020 14:09
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Acelerion posted:I have been on furlough and it's been absolutely impossible to file for UI. I bet that's a massive undercount. it's intentional
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May 8, 2020 14:12
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i had to go pick up medicine yesterday and town was as busy as i've ever seen it. people are everywhere and all the restaurants are slammed lmao. not a mask in sight either
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May 8, 2020 14:12
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some people will be dead so i guess hes right
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May 8, 2020 14:13
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Ardennes posted:The US base there is massive and is basically a self-contained town, and other nations also have pretty large bases. There is going to be an active discussion about colonization in a few decades. You can zoom into the Palmer/Antartica Penisula and already see the damage being done. climate change in antarctica and the artic circle leads directly to WW3
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Serf posted:i had to go pick up medicine yesterday and town was as busy as i've ever seen it. people are everywhere and all the restaurants are slammed lmao. not a mask in sight either where?
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May 8, 2020 14:15
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https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 thread and this dude literally died to own the libs
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ArmZ posted:it's intentional It's so the government can fudge the numbers by a percent or two in normal times and pretend things are better than they are. When 1/4 are out of work or more nobody is fooled by the numbers. Charlz Guybon has issued a correction as of 14:30 on May 8, 2020 |
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May 8, 2020 14:16
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Company I work for announced a 15+% Q1 profit after cutting employee pay by 10% and announcing coming layoffs. Fun.
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May 8, 2020 14:17
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I went for a run yesterday crossing the LIE, standstill traffic into the city looking up at the Kosciusko Bridge, slow as ever good news!!
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Serf posted:i had to go pick up medicine yesterday and town was as busy as i've ever seen it. people are everywhere and all the restaurants are slammed lmao. not a mask in sight either no one wears a mask around here anymore, the people I saw wearing a mask a few days ago just stopped for some reason. I've not been anywhere so I can't speak to that but I guess it's over, we won!
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May 8, 2020 14:17
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pigz posted:Company I work for announced a 15+% Q1 profit after cutting employee pay by 10% and announcing coming layoffs. Fun. that's always fun and exciting in a surprise murder hornet stuck in your uncut hair kinda way. Hang in there <3
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May 8, 2020 14:19
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May 8, 2020 14:19
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 there is no higher calling
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May 8, 2020 14:20
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:where? georgia baby facetoucher cat posted:no one wears a mask around here anymore, the people I saw wearing a mask a few days ago just stopped for some reason. I've not been anywhere so I can't speak to that but I guess it's over, we won! i am pretty much the only person wearing a mask and gloves and folks are looking at me like i'm crazy lmao
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From the Guardian liveblog: Here’s an update on the terrible news that a group of migrant workers has been killed by a train in India – from our South Asia correspondent Hannah Ellis-Petersen. India may have been under the world’s largest lockdown for almost two months but the exodus of its tens of millions of migrant workers, who, without any transport or any way to earn money have taken to walking sometimes thousands of miles in baking heat to get back home, has continued unabated. In one of the most tragic incidents so far, it has emerged that 16 exhausted migrant workers, who were attempting to walk the 150 miles home to Bhusaval in the state of Maharashtra, died after falling asleep on the train tracks. According to Virendra Singh, the 22-year-old who was the only one of the group who survived, they had presumed that because trains had been stopped during lockdown, it would be safe to briefly rest on the tracks. They were run over at 5:15am on Friday morning by a train travelling from Mumbai. “We wanted to go back to our village as for the past month and a half there was no work and no money,” said Singh. “We had started walking at 7pm on Thursday and at 4am everyone’s legs were in pain, and so we took a rest on the tracks. When I heard the train sound from the distance I screamed at them to move, but they were asleep and did not hear, and the train mowed them over.” The train tracks were left littered with the meagre possessions they were carrying, including battered shoes and the few roti they were surviving on. India’s lockdown of its 1.3bn people has been described as one of the largest and harshest in the world, depriving the 80% of India’s workforce who work in the informal sector of a way of earning a living. Migrant workers who did not attempt to walk home have been confined to camps and reliant on food donations from government and NGOs. Cases of coronavirus in India currently stand at 56,516, with 1,895 deaths. Experts say the country has not yet reached its peak. https://www.theguardian.com/world/l...f08464cd42969db
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facetoucher cat posted:Watching the 2011 remake then the 1982 original back to back is def worth a Saturday afternoon because they are both excellent movies and they flow together so well it's almost flawless The thing that makes me the most angry about the 2011 prequel is they shot the movie with practical effects to stay true to the 1982 movie and then some film executive overrode the team and demanded CGI monsters because he felt modern movie audiences would think the practical effects would be goofy not scary
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May 8, 2020 14:21
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 Not all heroes wear
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May 8, 2020 14:23
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AceOfFlames posted:Don't worry guys, salvation has arrived: Dehumanize yourself and face the murder hornets
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May 8, 2020 14:24
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 nobody itt has this level of dedication, that's a fact
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May 8, 2020 14:25
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May 8, 2020 14:27
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 lmao at the study on how Fox News fans were less likely to take precautions and follow medical advice related to CV.
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May 8, 2020 14:28
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Charlz Guybon posted:It's so the government can fudge the numbers by a percent or two in normal times and pretend things are better than they are. When 1/4 are out of work are more nobody is fooled by the numbers. let me direct you to the president and the MAGA crowd who absolutely is fooled
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 I don't feel owned
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ArmZ posted:let me direct you to the president and the MAGA crowd who absolutely is fooled
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Serf posted:georgia baby It's such a poo poo show here. Kemp is now saying everyone should get tested regardless of symptoms. Just all gerogia go get tested. of course there is already a huge backlog of Georgia tests that can't be processed. https://www.ajc.com/news/state--reg...ck2aLncOU8wuFP/ quote:Gov. Brian Kemp urged all Georgians to schedule an appointment for coronavirus screening regardless of whether they have symptoms, as the state continues to expand testing for the disease even as the rapid growth has exposed new strains. He's clearly trying to flood the system with tests so people can't say he's not testing. Or that you can't get tests. You just can't get results.
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 unless they were in the process of divorcing or something, kind of unusual to refer to your spouse as "avid MAGA"
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May 8, 2020 14:35
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vote trump maga kaga bing bong die in the bathroomreal american
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Charlz Guybon posted:Even they aren't fooled. They are making a conscious decision to lie in order to make themselves feel better. At some point they believe the lie so hard it becomes real at least
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May 8, 2020 14:36
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Serf posted:georgia baby When I would go out before wearing one I was looked at like a freak I can't imagine what it's going to be like when I go to home depot eventually for curbside pickup with this down the street a bit 
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SKULL.GIF posted:unless they were in the process of divorcing or something, kind of unusual to refer to your spouse as "avid MAGA" It's part of the kink
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facetoucher cat posted:https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195775810502656 https://twitter.com/KarenChristensn/status/1258195779719532545?s=20 What an rear end in a top hat
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pigz posted:It's such a poo poo show here. Kemp is now saying everyone should get tested regardless of symptoms. Just all gerogia go get tested. of course there is already a huge backlog of Georgia tests that can't be processed. i'm just going to sit at home, do my work and keep growing my vegetables. georgia is going to look like italy soon lmao
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So I thought I was crazy but I thought I heard gunshots last night and now there's a helicopter circling in the abandoned area that I thought I heard them coming from so lmao that's great
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facetoucher cat posted:So I thought I was crazy but I thought I heard gunshots last night and now there's a helicopter circling in the abandoned area that I thought I heard them coming from so lmao that's great You heard an execution
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May 8, 2020 14:41
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Serf posted:i'm just going to sit at home, do my work and keep growing my vegetables. georgia is going to look like italy soon lmao I half-assed planted picked beans but they just look like poison ivy  
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Mr Hootington posted:You heard an execution That's where my hopes and dreams and social graces went
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facetoucher cat posted:I half-assed planted picked beans but they just look like poison ivy imo those are nice beans all beans are nice beans when theyre your own
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