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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

A blend of liberty and KY, it says so right there

What is kentucky jelly?

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Dixville posted:

What is kentucky jelly?

I think that's just what they call whiskey that's not made in Bourbon county.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Dixville posted:

What is kentucky jelly?

What do you think they fry the chicken in?

dpush
Nov 10, 2009

People use these to steal power from their neighbors. That is why you always check for voltage on the load side when restoring power to a home.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

That's a helluva laundry room. Man, I wish I had that kind of space.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lincoln posted:

That's a helluva laundry room. Man, I wish I had that kind of space.

Growver-haus

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I can’t decide if that’s a weed greenhouse because it’s ill-suited to typical residential gardening, or if it’s not a weed greenhouse because they have higher standards.

It’s big but lovely.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
That means it's commercial farming. Big and lovely, but better alternaties cost more than you'd make back on the better crops.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Of course those close-minded bigots just can't stand that there are male to male cables.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Paladinus posted:

Of course those close-minded bigots just can't stand that there are male to male cables.

These are more like double ended dildos though.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Zopotantor posted:

These are more like double ended dildos though.

Wait I thought "the shocker" was something different?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
:nws: https://imgur.com/tKKlZyo :nws:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Lmfao

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Surely this is the Reshiram guy.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I'm guessing "being facesat" comes from the precedent of "being babysat" so I really hope this guy is never asked to babysit because he really does not understand what it means.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lobok posted:

I'm guessing "being facesat" comes from the precedent of "being babysat" so I really hope this guy is never asked to babysit because he really does not understand what it means.

Lmao. Don't tell him, guys.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Lobok posted:

I'm guessing "being facesat" comes from the precedent of "being babysat" so I really hope this guy is never asked to babysit because he really does not understand what it means.

Are you trolling or are you really this dumb?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


So it's confirmed that they're black w yellow stripes.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Lobok posted:

I'm guessing "being facesat" comes from the precedent of "being babysat" so I really hope this guy is never asked to babysit because he really does not understand what it means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Let me tell you from experience, being in a situation like this, you're happy, cause it's better than cleaning it up off the floor/bed/your scrubs. Now take the gloves out of the equation and it's pure suffering.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

LifeSunDeath posted:

Let me tell you from experience, being in a situation like this, you're happy, cause it's better than cleaning it up off the floor/bed/your scrubs. Now take the gloves out of the equation and it's pure suffering.

Very true. If you haven't ended a shift and found dried poo in a scrub pocket you're not really hardcore.

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Dixville posted:

Very true. If you haven't ended a shift and found dried poo in a scrub pocket you're not really hardcore.

"Scrub pocket" is what we called your mother's womb.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Foreverially paralyzed fat Justin facesatized and loving it, fully completely permanent Moltresied facesat all over from his fully facesatized nose to mouth

Bologna and cheese

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I have a feeling paralysis isn't the only reason things can't get off on Justin's face.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


🤔

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Filthy Haiku posted:

"Scrub pocket" is what we called your mother's womb.

ooof

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Field Mousepad posted:

Are you trolling or are you really this dumb?

If you're asking if I know what sitting on someone's face is for then yes, I get it. I was talking about how he conjugated it into "being facesat by [someone]".

1
Feb 28, 2007

1️⃣
Just another number.

No, Germany is the home of the Afri ad.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Afriad, prequel to The Iliad.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"



Paralysis only has a 25% chance of working each round, you freak.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

1 posted:

No, Germany is the home of the Afri ad.



Man I haven't had that poo poo in years

There is no pleasure without danger

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.
"Free Stay At Home, Brave the Afraid!" is a pretty good quarantine slogan.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Open Marriage Night posted:

Paralysis only has a 25% chance of working each round, you freak.

a game freak, even

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

1 posted:

No, Germany is the home of the Afri ad.



This looks like the work of some ad-generating algorithm.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Tree Bucket posted:

This looks like the work of some ad-generating algorithm.

Yes, it was made by a marketing team.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ken J. Johnsen, world-renowned cola expert and connoisseur, gives AFRI-COLA five stars.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Phlegmish posted:

Ken J. Johnsen, world-renowned cola expert and connoisseur, gives AFRI-COLA five stars.

Ich bin Cola-Experte.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's michael ironside playing a very down to earth role.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/X0N1QQA.mp4

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