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Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




fair

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Does this work as a haiku?

quote:

last dirty snow sits
and melts, jagged defiance
corpse of winter

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
april is the coldest month

yes, I quite like it actually

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



twoday posted:

as a codex it should be mysterious, scholars of the future will devote countless hours to trying to understand the references, I ain't gonna make it easy for them
A 31st century college professor slash adventurer is going to battle a conspiracy called The Secret Order Of The Yellow Record overs the ruins of what used to be the last Cheesecake Factory.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:

april is the coldest month

yes, I quite like it actually

:blush:

Have a real death poem:

quote:

the death of blossoms
is not something to grieve on
but the way of things.

e:

quote:

the old carp is wise;
he whispers his dark secrets;
only the wind hears.

Trump in contrast is incredibly dumb

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/jkjvmQn.mp4

Ayin
Jan 6, 2010

Have a great day.
pamphlet insert that plays the song when opened, a la musical greeting cards

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


Blood ink is actually full of glitter for some reason

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




twoday posted:



Blood ink is actually full of glitter for some reason

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
the way of things
sucks actually
da da dee doo da

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

twoday posted:



Blood ink is actually full of glitter for some reason

did you buy blood ink that was Twilight branded? lol

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mr. Twoday: Trump had a two hour gibber-spehil on fox news

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
not the usual artwork style, but this PSA from the spanish flu seems relevant

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Dabir posted:

I've been reading a military technical manual from about 1405 and I'm pretty sure it's an elaborate prank on the people the author was trying to sell it to. Look at this poo poo.





Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



The handwriting makes this frustrating and tantalizing. The "s" is long, the "p" resembles a backwards "y", and "r" resembles a "z." Carolingian minuscule was a mistake.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

it belongs in a museum

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I want to make a few more like this in the same style, who should be next

(saving the big man for last)

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
which hermetic order r u in

hmu

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

twoday posted:

I want to make a few more like this in the same style, who should be next

(saving the big man for last)

Bannon?

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


thehandtruck posted:

which hermetic order r u in

hmu

twoday is at least an adept, fact

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

twoday posted:

I want to make a few more like this in the same style, who should be next

(saving the big man for last)

conway

or miller :rip::pray:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
spicer

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
ty cobb

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
no wait, trump doctor sex cake

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

posting this Pentecost art because looks cool.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
The holy spirit as a drink or drown multi-tap beer bong

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/722586067275247618

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

was the brown gradient achieved with poo poo? i understand if not

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
messing around with walnut ink on beige paper

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Do that fucker that looks like the baby from Dinosaurs whose name I can't remember.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Carth Dookie posted:

Do that fucker that looks like the baby from Dinosaurs whose name I can't remember.

trump?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Carth Dookie posted:

Do that fucker that looks like the baby from Dinosaurs whose name I can't remember.

I thought about this for a sec and for some reason Bill Barr came to mind

Seth Myers on Trump and mothers day

e:TUMP saying Obama committed "the worst crime ever" and then declining to say what that is, is some peak something

I think you should draw the obamagate

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 17:06 on May 12, 2020

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Obama knows the gate. Obama is the gate. Obama is the key and the guardian of the gate.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
twoday, for your consideration:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

twoday posted:

I want to make a few more like this in the same style, who should be next

(saving the big man for last)

bannon, barr, sex cake triptych

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Uranium posted:

Obama knows the gate. Obama is the gate. Obama is the key and the guardian of the gate.

The Gateless ObamaGate

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

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DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

quote:

On February 12, 2020, James F. Linzey, who served as a highly accomplished Air Force Captain, felt led by Almighty God to write the Space Force Hymn.

Normal sentences by normal people.

EDIT: God touched his smooth mind to write the astronauts-with-M16s chant the morning after Bernie won New Hampshire. This is all our faults.

DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 19:13 on May 15, 2020

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