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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



drinking beer and eating oily fishes and carrying a broomstick to poke people when they get too close while I’m smoking

and who says the COVID is all that bad?

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I hear there's a really good book about traveling gig workers set in the thirties that all the cool kids have been talking about. Name's right on the tip of my tongue!

The 3 Stooges :hai:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Zeno-25 posted:

Believing in conspiracy theories is a cognitive defect of a second-rate mind. Rather than admit honest ignorance and put the hard work into learning about something complicated and important, lots of folks would rather watch a wacky 10 minute YouTube video that exposes the SECRETS hidden from the SHEEPLE so that they get to feel smart and informed without putting in any of the work of actually educating themselves

Just rewatched 2OO1 A Space Odyssey and had a gentle lol to myself in the darkness that probably the biggest reason why people think NASA is fake is because 2OO1 came out a year earlier.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

2001 was the harry potter of its time, yes

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


They should flight bombers over the pentagon. Imo.
I believe these demostrations are to feed the ego of these ordering them.

One of these planes is 3 or 4 hospitals the USA did not build because bough the plane instead.


https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1258862435013816320

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Man Musk posted:

Lol this was obviously the most wishful thinking type scenario. It’s got to all come down folks :aslol:

actually its gonna go up like a rocket

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

I don't like the government system, I don't like the police, I don't like anything to do with this country's government. I just don't like it, because... they're sneaky, like I said - they're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, they rip the people off. That's the American government for you. America is a third world country, and people don't recognise it... and I think that that's pretty god drat sad, that they don't recognise their own country as a third world, third rate, third class slum.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


yeah so in summary:

1. US quarantine was too late, was never really effective, and our testing was, is, and remains loving garbage and won't improve fast enough to matter. Way too many businesses are open that are not really essential
2. All of the nursing homes in the country have it, and, outside of new york, are probably not reporting the actual numbers
3. The horror stories about needing warehouses for ventilators didn't come true (yet) because they were really talking about the fall and winter and, oops, all of the old people just died in their $2000 a month concentration camps!
4. Steve loving Mnuchin is in charge of dolling out trillions of dollars. There will be no oversight. Asset prices have been protected so no more stimulus, gently caress you. The massive budget deficit has not been used to do anything productive and the only one who got anything loving done was Bernie.
5. The Dems true masters have cracked the whip and told them to fall the gently caress in line and now that Bernie is gone they'll listen.
6. TURMP

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Man Musk posted:

That’s rad, my new vaporwave album cover

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1258853971164368896?s=21

https://twitter.com/realTuckFrumper/status/1258796320275521542?s=19

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1258878981945819137?s=19

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

The Saucer Hovers posted:

I don't like the government system, I don't like the police, I don't like anything to do with this country's government. I just don't like it, because... they're sneaky, like I said - they're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, they rip the people off. That's the American government for you. America is a third world country, and people don't recognise it... and I think that that's pretty god drat sad, that they don't recognise their own country as a third world, third rate, third class slum.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Plague was a fact of urban life until maybe the post-war period. That AM radio gig in a major media market? It’s got a price, friendo.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat


Okay here are all the "bad" countries from that one chart

https://www.endcoronavirus.org/countries





edit: jesus christ, india, egypt and russia are still accelerating

Steve Yun has issued a correction as of 08:58 on May 9, 2020

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
What's the URL of that goon covid tracker

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/BDayBoysMitch/status/1258976405628444673

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Steve Yun posted:



Okay here are all the "bad" countries from that one chart

https://www.endcoronavirus.org/countries





edit: jesus christ, india, egypt and russia are still accelerating

oh poo poo belarus finally got hit? lmao

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


:3:

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Steve Yun posted:

What's the URL of that goon covid tracker

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/ ?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

isnt canada following all the lockdown rules from the european playbook

the coronavirus decides when and where it wants to spread and your puny human actions make no difference :chaostrump:

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

No, the one with all the cum all over it

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

poty posted:

isnt canada following all the lockdown rules from the european playbook

the coronavirus decides when and where it wants to spread and your puny human actions make no difference :chaostrump:



The french will not listen to your rules about not kissing each other

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

It's true, everyone knows trump is an absolute moron who cannot be trusted to not get infected with coronavirus even with a literal building full of staff trying to prevent it, and they knew that when they decided to come, so they must want to die.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

poty posted:

isnt canada following all the lockdown rules from the european playbook

Yeah, but our numbers are thoroughly being hosed just from Ontario and Quebec, which are America Jr and a Third-World Country respectively.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Victorian opposition health minister attacking the Victorian premier is Australia's mood right now. Stupid all the way to the top.

https://twitter.com/georgiecrozier/status/1258951863518416897

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Inceltown posted:

Victorian opposition health minister attacking the Victorian premier is Australia's mood right now. Stupid all the way to the top.

https://twitter.com/georgiecrozier/status/1258951863518416897

Need some more context on this

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Steve Yun posted:

What's the URL of that goon covid tracker

https://realgoodcovidtracker.com/

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Steve Yun posted:

Need some more context on this

The centrist government in Victoria have the strictest lockdown in Australia and the right wing opposition party and the whole countries media are pissed at businesses being shut down. The person the right wing opposition have put in place as their health minister is showing all the people out ignoring the lockdown suggestions and bragging about how people don't want to put up with the governments poo poo.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


oh gently caress if we oll' daunt 'urry the kiwis are gonna steal uluru!

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

holy poo poo when did this happen? lmaoooo

also I haven't updated the tracker in a day or two because covidtracking.com (my source api) was like 5k deaths behind other counts for no discernable reason. I'll update this morning though lol

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
loving lol I can't believe someone actually made the website

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009


I keep waiting but the plane isn't hitting the building... ?



This one too... :confused:

nopants
May 29, 2004

checks out

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Steve Yun posted:

Need some more context on this

Trumpism is a virus too

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

believe it bucko!

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

fosborb posted:

loving lol I can't believe someone actually made the website

Lol

Also lol that yesterday was V-E day

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1258870865481121793?s=21

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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

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