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half the stock market is insured against losses in one form or another, it's mostly reëlection PR
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etalian posted:I willingly moved to central Florida this year for work (don't make fun) and was pretty shocking/hilarious to see how many places like restaurants are back to peak capacity, people acting like nothing happened. This is the rub. If we did everything correctly and very few people died then the people who saved us all would be on trial and kicked out of public life forever for overreacting. Right now we are in the stage where ONLY 70 THOUSAND are dead and we are unfortunately going to have to learn how many people have to die before the poo poo American public as a whole agrees that not only is the loving thing real but it is in fact a problem. This basically equates to every single person in the united states must know at least one person who has died to COVID19 in order for these people to shut the gently caress up with their capitalism death cult freedom bullshit. That is the terrible truth. Enough people have not died yet to justify with the poo poo public to stay indoors. We are still in here laughing about how Donald Trump is talking about injecting disinfectant and shining sunlight on our insides. We have not yet crossed the line in the real world where it's not funny anymore. Ask those 90 year old WW2 vets when world events stopped being funny for them. That is the state we all need to be in for these idiots to finally agree to take action. Man Musk posted:half the stock market is insured against losses in one form or another, it's mostly reëlection PR Its even worse than that. The loving Fed is literally creating a bottom floor with the printer. The market cannot go under and the traders see it and are making plays like they are constructing a roller coaster using clouds as a foundation. Drinkfist has issued a correction as of 13:17 on May 9, 2020 |
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Drinkfist posted:This is the rub. If we did everything correctly and very few people died then the people who saved us all would be on trial and kicked out of public life forever for overreacting. Right now we are in the stage where ONLY 70 THOUSAND are dead and we are unfortunately going to have to learn how many people have to die before the poo poo American public as a whole agrees that not only is the loving thing real but it is in fact a problem. To make it even more hilarious in FL I rarely see people wearing masks even in crowded places like grocery stores. Also lol:
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Looks like a loving catastrophe https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/08/world/americas/mexico-coronavirus-count.html quote:MEXICO CITY — The Mexican government is not reporting hundreds, possibly thousands, of deaths from the coronavirus in Mexico City, dismissing anxious officials who have tallied more than three times as many fatalities in the capital than the government publicly acknowledges, according to officials and confidential data.
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https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1259094543141609472
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# ? May 9, 2020 13:26 |
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McDonald's mask scofflaw
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# ? May 9, 2020 13:30 |
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Great article on how the Florida and DeSantis are trying to cover up the real death toll in FL by censoring medical examiner results for Coronavirus cases https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/08/whats-in-the-censored-florida-medical-examiners-database-of-covid-19-deaths/ On the fiasco that led to the creation of infection cluster and community transmission quote:Details from the medical examiners’ narratives paint harrowing tales of patients' final days. They show a chaotic handling of patients in early days of the pandemic, with healthcare systems scrambling to keep pace. Patients were often turned away for coronavirus tests, or sent home, only to die days later. Some patients were bounced around repeatedly before finally getting tested, some only after they had died.
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# ? May 9, 2020 13:33 |
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Durf posted:lol Florida pretty much every other red state got the message and has just stopped testing or reporting covid deaths It would be legitimately funny if there's just no spread at all outdoors and all the deep South states are totally fine and it burns out before the summer heat forces then back into a/c, while the northern states just get absolutely owned
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CODChimera posted:So like are we the people in hell in that metaphor
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mastershakeman posted:It would be legitimately funny if there's just no spread at all outdoors and all the deep South states are totally fine and it burns out before the summer heat forces then back into a/c, while the northern states just get absolutely owned I live in Texas with my 90 year old dad so tbh I'd be thrilled, but naw Houston and Dallas and Austin and San Antonio are gonna get wrecked. coastal florida too.
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# ? May 9, 2020 13:46 |
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etalian posted:Great article on how the Florida and DeSantis are trying to cover up the real death toll in FL by censoring medical examiner results for Coronavirus cases quote:Florida's hospitalization lengths were days shorter on average than in many countries around the world. Florida's median hospital length for the deceased was seven days, with 45% of the decedents dying within 6 days. seems like this is not a good indicator e: more about the children rash* version of CV: https://twitter.com/i_oriion/status/1259103235887050758 *"pediatric multisystem inflammatory syndrome" Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 13:57 on May 9, 2020 |
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Satan taking notes for how to improve hell
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:01 |
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unless what you do in hell affects everyone back in the real world. someone in hell did something really bad and boom we get trump going down the escalator
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Flesh Forge posted:seems like this is not a good indicator only the weak children will die, it's unfair to the other children to keep the schools closed OPEN IT UP
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:11 |
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/us/roy-horn-of-siegfried-and-roy-dies/index.htmlquote:Roy Horn, one-half of the popular Las Vegas animal and magic act Siegfried and Roy, died Friday of complications from the coronavirus, according to his publicist. He was 75.
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etalian posted:To make it even more hilarious in FL I rarely see people wearing masks even in crowded places like grocery stores. truly, what are we without our heaith and, like, learn to do bodyweight exercise if you can't get a home gym set up. it won't be "optimal" or your favorite thing or whatever but it's enough to keep you healthy
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turd in my singlet posted:truly, what are we without our heaith post and av combo win
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FOR YOUR HEAlTH with Dr. Steve Brule
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georgia started reopening on the 24th
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Flesh Forge posted:seems like this is not a good indicator at least it's not pediatric nonspecific inflammatory syndrome
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Lmao how is that Georgia graph showing flattening
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Wrex Ruckus posted:FOR YOUR HEAlTH with Dr. Steve Brule
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Lmao how is that Georgia graph showing flattening The guy seems to mean that it is less irregular/jagged i.e. he's a dumbfuck
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https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1259003903393312769?s=19 Even when you have a country that cooperates with public health measures, this virus is hard to control.
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mastershakeman posted:It would be legitimately funny if there's just no spread at all outdoors and all the deep South states are totally fine and it burns out before the summer heat forces then back into a/c, while the northern states just get absolutely owned The real story is Coronavirus went native drinking sweet tea and going to Bojangles 5x times each. So like the South Corona virus will not rise again.
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:48 |
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Lmao how is that Georgia graph showing flattening Turns out using the terminology around "flatten curve" was dumb as hell because idiots who want to reopen can just say oh hey deaths stopped rising , we can just say 3k dead a day is fine and reopen , the curve is flat!
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Nothus posted:https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1259003903393312769?s=19 lmao at the Duke Study as well which showed that due to Darwinian selection the strain with a higher R0 became the most common one for the US.
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:52 |
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mastershakeman posted:Turns out using the terminology around "flatten curve" was dumb as hell because idiots who want to reopen can just say oh hey deaths stopped rising , we can just say 3k dead a day is fine and reopen , the curve is flat! public health people were trying really hard to save lives, but they underestimated american stupidity
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:54 |
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Rauros posted:public health people were trying really hard to save lives, but they underestimated american stupidity What do you expect from a culture that says scientific facts like evolution and global warming are fake news?
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:57 |
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Rauros posted:public health people were trying really hard to save lives, but they underestimated american stupidity They spent like 2 months telling everyone wearing a mask made you sicker based on ??? Some study about untrained people touching themselves???? And also repeated flatten curve flatten curve over and over Its no wonder people are like ok we did what you told us reopen time. Govt officials said over and over the goal wasn't to eradicate the disease, which was stupid as hell since they had no control over testing
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:58 |
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mastershakeman posted:They spent like 2 months telling everyone wearing a mask made you sicker based on ??? Some study about untrained people touching themselves???? And also repeated flatten curve flatten curve over and over Flatten the curve is also a inherently dumb strategy when places like Taiwan and South Korea showed how you could suppress new infections with a innovative consistent public health strategy.
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# ? May 9, 2020 14:59 |
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i think they were trying to ration masks at the beginning, but yeah, switching messaging doesn't work with americans. edit: etalian posted:Flatten the curve is also a inherently dumb strategy when places like Taiwan and South Korea showed how you could suppress new infections with a innovative consistent public health strategy. thanks to the federal government, public health officials were handed a raw deal, and were trying to work with what they had, which wasn't much. Rauros has issued a correction as of 15:04 on May 9, 2020 |
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Rauros posted:i think they were trying to ration masks at the beginning, but yeah, switching messaging doesn't work with americans. yes in the first month if you had a mask on you were stealing it from a healthcare worker.
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https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/05/08/citing-covid-19-delta-suspends-service-to-10-airpo.aspxquote:With air traffic at an effective standstill, today the company announced its latest measure to reduce costs, realign capacity with (almost nonexistent) customer demand, and "allow more of our people to stay home in accordance with local health guidelines." Specifically, Delta is suspending service to 10 major airports in regions having at least one other airport serviced by Delta that can address the local market.
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