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lmao  Tag yourself spaceblancmange has issued a correction as of 08:54 on May 10, 2020 |
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Solarin posted:maybe being a decent person online is the new edgy persona ahahahaha yeah, probably
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May 10, 2020 08:52
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Ok! you laugh, but the natural solution to retain american supremacy is to invade new zealand, they'll have to register all our infected soldiers as new cases. really take em down a peg
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May 10, 2020 08:53
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spaceblancmange posted:lmao
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May 10, 2020 08:55
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The Plague House
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May 10, 2020 08:56
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i though the GOP's existence depended on shoving nursing home patients into the voting booth did trump see the polls of him losing the 65+ age range and decide to just murder them all
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May 10, 2020 08:57
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Durf posted:i though the GOP's existence depended on shoving nursing home patients into the voting booth That sounds too competent.
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May 10, 2020 08:58
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https://twitter.com/Patrick_J_Egan/status/1259110222813106177 https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1259390310779686913
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May 10, 2020 08:58
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spaceblancmange posted:lmao I learned about vril society today and it's literally a plot device from a 19th century work of fiction that people think is real.
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May 10, 2020 09:00
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an aide comes to collect Trumo's happy meal, only to find the crossword left on the resolute desk with single letters circled S-C-O-R-C-H-E-D E-A-R-T-H
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May 10, 2020 09:03
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Durf posted:i though the GOP's existence depended on shoving nursing home patients into the voting booth You drastically underestimate how full of worms nursing home patients heads are. They are political goldfish that haven't adopted a different policy position for longer than 5 minutes over the past 40 years. Dying from covid will be the new normal within weeks, and the olds will push the R button on instinct.
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May 10, 2020 09:03
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spaceblancmange posted:lmao Lucifer Telescope sounds p cool and Spirit Cooking I guess is our Chicken Cheese thread? The rest of the tags sound boring.
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May 10, 2020 09:04
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spaceblancmange posted:lmao #mindcontrolfarmersunionicedcoffee
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May 10, 2020 09:05
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Hard to believe we're already 1/3rd through the last covid thread.
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May 10, 2020 09:05
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Ardennes posted:They delete those, this is the way it has always been. I'm never getting these hours back, but I did find archived versions of the data used to build the graphs in the Wayback Machine. If anyone wants to reconstruct the graphs, here's a sample. https://web.archive.org/web/20200419002336/https://covid19.healthdata.org/api/data/hospitalization?location=102 For whatever reason, the corresponding version of the page doesn't always use old version of the data. This one was rendering with the May 4 update for me. https://web.archive.org/web/20200419002336/http://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america
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May 10, 2020 09:05
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spaceblancmange posted:lmao Almost forgot about spirit cooking.
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May 10, 2020 09:05
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punchymcpunch posted:#mindcontrolfarmersunionicedcoffee I had to go back and make sure that wasn't in there
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May 10, 2020 09:08
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Pooky posted:Almost forgot about spirit cooking. As someone who uses an alcohol stove to cook food while bushwalking that's the only one that makes sense to me.
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May 10, 2020 09:08
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spaceblancmange posted:lmao I'm all the real ones
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May 10, 2020 09:12
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https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1259393738520113152
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May 10, 2020 09:12
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Durf posted:an aide comes to collect Trumo's happy meal, only to find the crossword left on the resolute desk with single letters circled "Officer I know who killed him. He left the killers name on the desk! It was ... Scorche Dearth!" cries the aid. "Nonsense" says the detective puffing his pipe. "It was Htrae Dehcrocs!" They picked up a brown man they claimed had the name an hour later and closed the case as he cried from his cell "What the gently caress man. My name is loving Hector!"
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May 10, 2020 09:13
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empty whippet box posted:this data only goes up to may 1st, too, what's the real line look like if data up through today is added? it never looked like that. here's a 1 week rolling average from 91-divoc  log scale 
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May 10, 2020 09:14
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Steve Yun posted:What happened to all the kids who called me human being or the n word during games, how did they get replaced with this they switched to doing that on twitter
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May 10, 2020 09:16
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GABA ghoul posted:So this blows your balls clean off and then takes your kids a couple of weeks later? Seems like some kind of sign. Maybe we should listen? just the flu bro
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May 10, 2020 09:17
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Although the post is quite poetic I don't understand why he wrote the the million twice in there like he was doing that hiding the double "the" trick.
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May 10, 2020 09:18
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Giant Metal Robot posted:I'm never getting these hours back, but I did find archived versions of the data used to build the graphs in the Wayback Machine. If anyone wants to reconstruct the graphs, here's a sample. Sorry man, I think they won here, they covered their tracks. We no bullshit live in Oceania.
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May 10, 2020 09:19
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They use the Lucifer telescope to spot alone children all across are cuntry and then the Clinton's snatch them streight from the streets 😨
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May 10, 2020 09:23
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May 10, 2020 09:27
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I had a dream that wasn't real that we put every health insurance piece of poo poo into a giant bowl and we mashed them into bits with a big boulder and then we stopped being indescribable pieces of poo poo in this country and took care of our people but it was just a dream and I would never endorse crushing the people responsible for this hellworld slowly with a boulder.
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May 10, 2020 09:27
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GABA ghoul posted:They use the Lucifer telescope to spot alone children all across are cuntry and then the Clinton's snatch them streight from the streets 😨 it's true this is how the the pizza gates open
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May 10, 2020 09:28
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Drinkfist posted:Although the post is quite poetic I don't understand why he wrote the the million twice in there like he was doing that hiding the double "the" trick. what it means a millions times a million
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May 10, 2020 09:33
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Pooky posted:Almost forgot about spirit cooking. reminds me of the mid 1990's internet where i read a post about how if you cup your hands and focus your energy for 10+ minutes you can create invisible spheres of energy. it'd be a weak wind at first but you'll get very good at it with practice. i'm so anime now.
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May 10, 2020 09:38
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Lpzie posted:reminds me of the mid 1990's internet where i read a post about how if you cup your hands and focus your energy for 10+ minutes you can create invisible spheres of energy. it'd be a weak wind at first but you'll get very good at it with practice. i'm so anime now. thats how gambit discovered his mutant power
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May 10, 2020 09:40
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Choice quote from this article https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/10/donald-trump-covid-19-coronavirus-us-healthcare-unemployment quote:Why is America so different from other advanced nations facing the same coronavirus threat? Why has everything gone so tragically wrong?
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May 10, 2020 09:42
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Drinkfist posted:Although the post is quite poetic I don't understand why he wrote the the million twice in there like he was doing that hiding the double "the" trick.
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May 10, 2020 09:45
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https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1259401616597409792quote:“It’s taking a lot for us right now to not just call family members and say, ‘Please come get your parents,’ ” the employee said. “Because they’re not safe with us. They’re not.”
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May 10, 2020 09:47
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a helpful bear posted:I had a dream that wasn't real that we put every health insurance piece of poo poo into a giant bowl and we mashed them into bits with a big boulder and then we stopped being indescribable pieces of poo poo in this country and took care of our people but it was just a dream and I would never endorse crushing the people responsible for this hellworld slowly with a boulder. 
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May 10, 2020 09:48
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Have a quarantine read
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May 10, 2020 10:43
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Drinkfist posted:Although the post is quite poetic I don't understand why he wrote the the million twice in there like he was doing that hiding the double "the" trick. Goa Tse-tung posted:what it means a millions times a million A Buttery Pastry posted:It's not that unusual to write big numbers like that, I think for emphasis. The non-standard wording forces you to actually pause a bit and comprehend the scale, rather than you just skipping past "a trillion". It also sounds more poetic. Gottem. It's early morning. Had to do it. Also I like the "A Million Billion" alliteration for that form of poetic descriptions of large numbers over the double million. Drinkfist has issued a correction as of 10:46 on May 10, 2020 |
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May 10, 2020 10:43
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well the white house is like an old folk's home if you think about it
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