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Brendan Rodgers posted:The conspiracy theory behind the conspiracy theory is the bullshit originally came from that book though I dunno much: quote:Under this guise, they share fake news in alt-right forums, getting users worked up over implausible revelations like the claim that Hillary Clinton approved the kidnapping of 3,000 children around the world. sorry but what about this is implausible
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We'll probably hear about furlong today, simply because otherwise businesses will start making redundancies soon.
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May 10, 2020 17:26
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The current furlough scheme runs till June 30th so we’ll hear about the extension / winding down by end of next week. 45 days for statutory redundancy consultation so 30/6 minus 45 is the deadline they have to announce by. Don’t think we’ll hear anything substantial today. Announcements need one clear message to be the takeaway and they’ve already got all this relaxing / not relaxing social distancing to cover.
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May 10, 2020 17:36
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TACD posted:Staying at home I can do but staying alert at home is a bridge too far. What do they expect me to do, actually focus on my Netflix movie? gently caress off Sleep with one eye open, if you see the virus, poo poo the bed.
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May 10, 2020 17:38
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I thought I read something about Sunak saying things on Tuesday but I can't find it now.
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Nothingtoseehere posted:We'll probably hear about furlong today, simply because otherwise businesses will start making redundancies soon. What's edward been doing recently? Is he clean yet
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May 10, 2020 17:39
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Cerv posted:Announcements need one clear message to be the takeaway and they’ve already got all this relaxing / not relaxing social distancing to cover. i think you'll find they've already covered that one with their very helpful new slogan
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May 10, 2020 17:42
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peanut- posted:The newspapers literally just made Boris Johnson prime minister. Unless they're convinced corona is going to absolutely ruin him irredeemably to the electorate I really struggle to believe there's much conspiracy within either the tory party or the press to get rid of him (above just their baseline level of backstabbing). I have a suspicion that the press would rapidly find they've done too good a job bigging Joris up and now whatever they fling at him won't stick.
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May 10, 2020 17:43
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Angepain posted:i think you'll find they've already covered that one with their very helpful new slogan Arbeit Macht Frei?
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May 10, 2020 17:53
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Marmaduke! posted:Sleep with one eye open, if you see the virus, poo poo the bed. make the metal gear ! noise every time you are alerted
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May 10, 2020 18:01
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We can't furlough people forever. We have to accept that those jobs never needed doing and were just busywork to further enrich capital and prop up a work-to-live model of society that doesn't make sense since we're just too good at making all the things we need with fewer and fewer people.
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May 10, 2020 18:07
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Though "accepting" that means turning the people who did them out on the street in this case. And specifically paying people not to work is one of the preferred alternative models.
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May 10, 2020 18:13
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https://twitter.com/shirleymush/status/1259530459987533825?s=21
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May 10, 2020 18:14
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kecske posted:make the metal gear ! noise every time you are alerted  
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May 10, 2020 18:18
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Feeling nervous about the announcement lads.
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May 10, 2020 18:30
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May 10, 2020 18:33
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Vitamin P posted:Feeling nervous about the announcement lads. Either he's going to try and hide that nothing has changed, causing mass confusion, or he's going to tell us all to get back to work as if nothing is happening.
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May 10, 2020 18:36
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gh0stpinballa posted:sorry but what about this is implausible When you get poo poo like that, it's normally because people don't want to face up to the more banal evil, like when people in the 80s were convinced that Satanic cults were holding secret black masses in churches and abusing kids as part of the ritual, because they couldn't accept the alternative, that the priest who works in the church and has keys to the church and is in and out of the church at all hours might be abusing kids.
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May 10, 2020 18:41
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the Q stuff is less about "here's some dumbass conspiracy" and more "here's a trump tweet I printed out to cover my wall and all these bits of string connect a SECRET MESSAGE if you add 4 to these letters and NINE!!!!!! to this one HILLARY IS GETTING ARRESTED TODAY" *hillary is not arrested* "ah well, nevertheless THIS PROVES HOW DEEP IT GOES"Jaeluni Asjil posted:Unfortunately my smart phone is dying. But also, the main thing is I don't want to be wearing headphones all the time so if I could play them on the tv would be good. I can do spotify on the tv are they on there possibly? I was thinking more letting it blare out of the speaker, but nah I don't think it's on Spotify? hell your TV probably has a web browser though
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May 10, 2020 18:47
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The central tenant of Q is true. We are ruled by a cabal of sociopathic paedophiles. Everything else is bollocks.
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May 10, 2020 18:55
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The Sky News special broadcast is called 'lifting the lockdown'. Nice and responsible.
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May 10, 2020 19:00
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Waiting for the stream of “Boris sounds churchillian” from the twitter melts.
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May 10, 2020 19:04
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Remember when we all thought Boris Johnson was going to die
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May 10, 2020 19:04
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The most bizarro part of Q was when one of them, in a case of mistaken identify, assassinated the head of the Gambino crime family.
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Subbz posted:Waiting for the stream of “Boris sounds churchillian” from the twitter melts. Why, is he drunk?
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May 10, 2020 19:05
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"We've established a new system of 5 clearly delineated threat levels" "So, what level are we at now?" "Uh, about 3.5"
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May 10, 2020 19:07
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Hahaha what the loving gently caress are these PowerPoint slides?
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May 10, 2020 19:09
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So you should work from home, and if you can't, you SHOULD goto work. Everythings back open lads. Fancy a pint?
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May 10, 2020 19:09
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Leggsy posted:"We've established a new system of 5 clearly delineated threat levels" I literally laughed out loud when I saw the slider fall between 3 and 4.
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May 10, 2020 19:11
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Did he just tell everyone that he's lifting domestic travel restrictions? That's not going to be creatively interpreted in such a way as to see people flooding to the countryside and beaches at all.
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May 10, 2020 19:14
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I can't believe that was real
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May 10, 2020 19:15
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So Boris is doing loving nothing then. lol
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May 10, 2020 19:15
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So the big thing in this speech was "unlimited exercise" and that is absolutely meaningless because there's nowhere near enough cops to track the number of times you go outside.
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May 10, 2020 19:16
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ChairmanGoesWoof posted:Why, is he drunk? Or saying Bengal deserves to starve?
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May 10, 2020 19:16
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They're doing a BBC news special and they don't loving know what to say lol
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May 10, 2020 19:17
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happyhippy posted:So you should work from home, and if you can't, you SHOULD goto work. Look plebs, you should be generating wealth for us. As long as you don't use the bus.
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May 10, 2020 19:17
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i laughed when he said he'd consulted the other 3 nations and there was a consensus on this, that must have been the bit recorded yesterday.
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May 10, 2020 19:17
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i wish someone would kill bojo and maybe parliament as a whole with a big comedy hammer or something
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May 10, 2020 19:18
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I didn't watch it because I hate looking at Boris, what were the main points/changes if anything? Even if it's just vague fluff.
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I'd settle for a big squeaky inflatable hammer bonking him on the head every time he says something stupid.
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