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ImpAtom posted:Doesn't JoJo have an entire chapter about a monkey trying to molest an underage girl, complete with shower scene? You might be right, but the monkey was a naval officer so that’s to be expected. The child stowaway gets written out of the plot after a while though, and after that it’s twinks all the way.
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morallyobjected posted:"we invited the clown, Gary, and his sister" Cute of you to write a scenario where you’re being invited to something.
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Captain Monkey posted:Cute of you to write a scenario where you’re being invited to something. 
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ultrafilter posted:Niether liesured foriegn counterfieter could attain iether wierd hieght without forfieting protien.
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Tiggum posted:There is nothing inherently clearer about using the Oxford comma. The only way to actually avoid ambiguity in all cases is to read your sentence back and make sure you didn't say something dumb. The stripper’s stage name is “JFK and Stalin”.
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May 10, 2020 09:34
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https://twitter.com/_ausgarrett/status/1258993473715187713 Looks a lil better on the actual timeline. 
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May 10, 2020 11:24
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Flint_Paper posted:Nice t-shirt Absolutely loving this
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May 10, 2020 12:34
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This is the same whole-format-needed energy as WHERE IS MY COFFEE and it's a beautiful thing
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May 10, 2020 12:51
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ultrafilter posted:Neither leisured foreign counterfeiter could attain either weird height without forfeiting protein. This example is ancient.
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May 10, 2020 14:07
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mind the walrus posted:I can practically hear the incels bombarding this thread chain I'm jealous: I can practically smell them.
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May 10, 2020 14:41
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https://twitter.com/robbyslowik/status/1259262822892163081?s=21
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I for one am relieved that we will finally have a raw, grim, gritty, Batman to show us the darker side of the character and serve as a welcome antidote to the current overabundance of lighthearted, carefree Batman stories.
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Whybird posted:I for one am relieved that we will finally have a raw, grim, gritty, Batman to show us the darker side of the character and serve as a welcome antidote to the current overabundance of lighthearted, carefree Batman stories. The problem is that was already done perfectly in the sixties and everyone knows it. I feel like the only kind of Batman story left to do in film are the later insane ones, the ones that take themselves seriously while still being dumb as hell. I want a Batman movie where he spends an inordinate amount of time being mad about rock music, or a fight against a guy who uploads fighting styles into his suit that's beaten by forcing him to fight like Stephen Hawking. Or just an entire movie where Batman never leaves an all-powerful floating chair.
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May 10, 2020 15:58
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LEGO Batman was fantastic.
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May 10, 2020 16:01
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If they want to do "dark gritty Batman" why not just straight up do live action The Dark Knight Returns. That's the source of all the darkness, so stop loving around.
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May 10, 2020 16:13
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In case you had ANY lingering respect for cops https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/1259323665696428034?s=19 https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/1259344083811631104?s=19 https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/1259346729016586240?s=19 https://twitter.com/ShutUpAndrosky/status/1259374561897984000?s=19
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May 10, 2020 16:28
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Is Batman gonna jerk it?
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doverhog posted:If they want to do "dark gritty Batman" why not just straight up do live action The Dark Knight Returns. That's the source of all the darkness, so stop loving around. With Michael Keaton as Batman.
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https://twitter.com/socialaskan/status/1258988236371718144
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Cleretic posted:The problem is that was already done perfectly in the sixties and everyone knows it.
doverhog posted:If they want to do "dark gritty Batman" why not just straight up do live action The Dark Knight Returns. That's the source of all the darkness, so stop loving around. Silly Burrito posted:With Michael Keaton as Batman.
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mind the walrus posted:I really want you nerds to tell me what you think Batman v Superman was. A really lovely movie.
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mind the walrus posted:The only real untapped areas: A jar of piss
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mind the walrus posted:
Adapting that comic now after Snyder strip mined it for his piece of poo poo movie would be tough, yea. Dunno if you've read it, but it really has very little in common with that movie. There's no Lex Luthor, no Doomsday, no Wonder Woman. Superman makes an appearance but he is not a main character at all.
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doverhog posted:Adapting that comic now after Snyder strip mined it for his piece of poo poo movie would be tough, yea. Dunno if you've read it, but it really has very little in common with that movie. There's no Lex Luthor, no Doomsday, no Wonder Woman. Superman makes an appearance but he is not a main character at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxcp-hJJfi4 MizPiz posted:In case you had ANY lingering respect for cops
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May 10, 2020 18:20
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mind the walrus posted:The book isn't a good candidate for adaptation either. It's very tongue-in-cheek and doesn't really amount to much thematically other than "man if these character got old they'd be hosed up." If we're going for vacuous "just for cool" stuff, I'd rather see some fun monster nonsense with Killer Croc and Man-Bat and Clayface than "Batman cracks a dude in a mudpit:" The fight with the mutant leader hardly is the thematic lynch pin of that story, but I'd have to read it again to get into much more detail about it, and this probably is not the right thread for that anyway.
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The next Batman movie will be "inspired" by The Killing Joke, by which I mean the two or three big scenes that everybody remembers will be shoehorned into an otherwise cookie cutter superhero movie. Adding these scenes will make the whole thing confusing and hard to watch, but the execs already signed off on an Oracle movie and they have this script bought and paid for so everybody just has to live with it. A couple dozen youtubers will decry the inclusion of a disabled female character as catering to the SJWs, twice as many will be more upset by the fact that she doesn't get violently raped while her father watches like in the comic. If that doesn't happen with this movie, save this post until the next one. It will be right eventually.
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May 10, 2020 18:38
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Barbara Gordon doesn't get raped while her father watches in the comic. Like, what happens to her is still hosed,but you don't need to make poo poo up to prove DC has had some issues with their female characters.
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May 10, 2020 18:44
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Pick posted:LEGO Batman was fantastic. Why are you smoothbrains still arguing about this when the only rational answer was given several posts ago?
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Skwirl posted:Barbara Gordon doesn't get raped while her father watches in the comic. Like, what happens to her is still hosed,but you don't need to make poo poo up to prove DC has had some issues with their female characters. I think it did happen in the animated adaptation though.
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Skwirl posted:Barbara Gordon doesn't get raped while her father watches in the comic. Like, what happens to her is still hosed,but you don't need to make poo poo up to prove DC has had some issues with their female characters. It's always important to  "It's actually sexual assault" every time this plot point is brought up because that's what matters and not that comic books treat and always have treated women like poo poo for their entire existence.
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https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1258603837042028544?s=20
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uvar posted:I dream of a twitter utopia where people who tweet a video dare to describe literally anything about it I usually skip most videos unless someone else does a quote of approval on them. Exceptions are asian tweets with videos, they are always a pro-click.
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I want to see a Batman where Bruce realises that the huge wealth inequality is the driving force behind Gothams crime problem and he fights for a more just tax system that is used to improve the lives of the impoverished. Creating a social safety net that means no one needs to resort to violence to stay alive.
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Inceltown posted:I want to see a Batman where Bruce realises that the huge wealth inequality is the driving force behind Gothams crime problem and he fights for a more just tax system that is used to improve the lives of the impoverished. Creating a social safety net that means no one needs to resort to violence to stay alive. Batman:1040
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Claeaus posted:I usually skip most videos unless someone else does a quote of approval on them. Exceptions are asian tweets with videos, they are always a pro-click. True, but sometimes you REALLY need to just trust that it's worth your time. This video is my go-to example, you can't give it away beforehand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6EK1vGJzs
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A batman reboot where he donates all his money and just lives in the park fighting cops
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Inceltown posted:I want to see a Batman where Bruce realises that the huge wealth inequality is the driving force behind Gothams crime problem and he fights for a more just tax system that is used to improve the lives of the impoverished. Creating a social safety net that means no one needs to resort to violence to stay alive. The CW already turned Green Arrow into Batman so now they just need to finish the swap.
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