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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo


Glad I got cat food ordered

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

sincx posted:

love being an expert

thanks

The panel was comprised of a panel of CSPAM experts who actually beat Disco Elysium.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Welp in the news this morning they had footage of shops in LA County where nobody was social distancing while shopping for Mother’s Day flowers

LA county reopened stores for curbside pickup on Friday

Sorry guys, California was supposed to be the good state, but now we have to face the truth that there are no good states. We are Charlie in Flowers for Algernon.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Steve Yun posted:

Welp in the news this morning they had footage of shops in LA County where nobody was social distancing while shopping for Mother’s Day flowers

LA county reopened stores for curbside pickup on Friday

Sorry guys, California was supposed to be the good state, but now we have to face the truth that there are no good states. We are Charlie in Flowers for Algernon.

In Florida on my morning run I saw people crowding next to each at restaurant lines while not wearing masks.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1259593753968250880

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

etalian posted:

In Florida on my morning run I saw people crowding next to each at restaurant lines while not wearing masks.

“Haha look at that stupid mouse” Charlie said as he pointed at Algernon

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The idea that your dog is precious and anyone who gets snapped at by your dog deserved it is stupid, sorry.

wtf are you on about?

?

MorrisBae posted:

Buying people out of their Social Security for $10,000

loving lol

we can still riot later to get it reinstated

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

GATES FOUNDATION posted:

I read the internet in 3 languages, anglophone internet is easily the most hateful. Germans have their chuds but I think there is far greater social approbation for being one, in the US it is almost encouraged
approbation means approval fyi i think you meant condemnation

anyway yeah based on AfD vote numbers german chuds are probably the same % of the population as american chuds, but they’re much less powerful since they are not allied with capital in the same way american chuds are

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



My mom, the nursing director of a nursing home in Hampton Roads, had three nurses test positive for COVID last week. Everyone else in the facility tested negative.

of course, I asked her if she herself had been tested.


lmao


gently caress no she hadn’t

:smith:

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/RyanDetrick/status/1259597953829920771

thats some good news

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

The type of person who likes Trump has to be less than 10% in Canada and Australia, the two places I've lived recently. Every country has uneducated rednecks but America's inability to wrangle corporate corruption, and its perverse ideas of "freedom," are pretty loving jarring for the rest of us.

Yeah we've got a WHOLE LOT of really really really dumb people here in Australia who are willing to go all in for all kinds of dumb internet conspiracy bullshit but there's almost zero Trumpophilia going on. I think I've only ever come across one Australian who was a full on Trump chud.

The anti-lockdown protests here in Australia yesterday had pretty much every Q conspiracy and SovCit nuttiness under the sun covered but I don't think I saw any mention of Trump at all.


Here's an anti-alt-right Aussie bloke breaking down the protest, there was a WHOLE lot of :tinfoil: bullshit going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61LNDNCYnJo

quote:

Here's the thing about "No Consent" for these c*nts. It's not the language of consent that the rest of us might have learned about. For them, it's Boomer Expelliamus. It's a magic spell that they cast at things they don't want.

:nws: because of :australia: language

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
let’s see what happens in 1-2 weeks

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

hey dumbass who made this, I don’t care how you averaged all our responses—not shaving off one death here and marking it at 169,420 is criminal and should be worth a ban imo

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
However I do appreciate you making the background the same color as when someone quotes you so I get that nice little rush of endorphins when I see it

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0GpCg-nWbM

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/michaelvkim/status/1258987354934538248

thats some bad news thread (if thats really what it takes to stop it)

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1259548271355342854

I knew that they were going to say that he did it and those guys had the "right" to "chase" him so they were somehow in the "right" position to murder an unarmed black man out jogging. gently caress everything

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

hey dumbass who made this, I don’t care how you averaged all our responses—not shaving off one death here and marking it at 169,420 is criminal and should be worth a ban imo

it’s a median and there were an odd number of responses and someone went for price is right rules

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/michaelvkim/status/1258987354934538248

thats some bad news thread (if thats really what it takes to stop it)

lol Chuds are so stupid

https://twitter.com/sello_fxb/status/1259412825639997441

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

lol now that we’re at “pets are bourgeois decadence” shouldn’t be long before “being lgbtq is bourgeois decadence” becomes a thing, have fun with that

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol from that guys retweets
https://twitter.com/ziyandatutu/status/1259354601435906049
my constitutional right to purchase cooked chicken shall not be infringed, sir

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1259548271355342854

I knew that they were going to say that he did it and those guys had the "right" to "chase" him so they were somehow in the "right" position to murder an unarmed black man out jogging. gently caress everything

This pisses me off because I am also curious and want to see the inside of a house under construction, but I wouldn't be shot because I'm white.

What can someone steal and keep on their body? A pound of copper?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1259548271355342854

I knew that they were going to say that he did it and those guys had the "right" to "chase" him so they were somehow in the "right" position to murder an unarmed black man out jogging. gently caress everything

I guess they got tired of planting coke on the corpse.

Pump Jockey
Mar 15, 2019

i believe in love
The double rainbow guy died of probably-roni

https://twitter.com/modbee/status/1259587862875553794?s=20

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1259548271355342854

I knew that they were going to say that he did it and those guys had the "right" to "chase" him so they were somehow in the "right" position to murder an unarmed black man out jogging. gently caress everything

America has a strong sadistic streak and a belief that if you do something wrong at any time your rights are forfeit.

Even if Michael Brown robbed fifteen convenience stores he didn't deserve to be shot in the back, but good luck convincing chuds of that.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Admiral Ray posted:

i think pets are cool and good

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Apraxin posted:

lol from that guys retweets
https://twitter.com/ziyandatutu/status/1259354601435906049
my constitutional right to purchase cooked chicken shall not be infringed, sir

So this guy is at the forefront of fighting for workers rights to ensure everyone has enough money to be able to buy cooked chicken right?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/nick__puckett/status/1259541624389955584?s=20

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Soy Division posted:

lol now that we’re at “pets are bourgeois decadence” shouldn’t be long before “being lgbtq is bourgeois decadence” becomes a thing, have fun with that

Pets are not decadence, considering insane consumerist/capitalist-spectacular pet ownership essential, unquestionable, and historically ubiquitous is, especially when it feeds into the incredibly alienating narrative of "animals are morally superior to humans and an animal life is worth more than that of a person who did something I didn't approve of once"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Oil! posted:

This pisses me off because I am also curious and want to see the inside of a house under construction, but I wouldn't be shot because I'm white.

What can someone steal and keep on their body? A pound of copper?

trespassing isn’t a violent crime

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Have we posted this one yet? https://brrr.money/ Because it's fuckin great.

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Soy Division posted:

lol now that we’re at “pets are bourgeois decadence” shouldn’t be long before “being lgbtq is bourgeois decadence” becomes a thing, have fun with that

in the early days of these threads when some people were in full-on apocalyptic panic mode, there was a guy wondering if countries outside of the U.S. were just "destroying" their dogs since they couldn't walk them during lockdowns.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Starks posted:

in the early days of these threads when some people were in full-on apocalyptic panic mode, there was a guy wondering if countries outside of the U.S. were just "destroying" their dogs since they couldn't walk them during lockdowns.

the only thing thats changed since then is we have a better handle on the true IFR lmao, we're still headed for the worst case (slow run mode)

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
RO Speedwagon

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

facetoucher cat posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1259548271355342854

I knew that they were going to say that he did it and those guys had the "right" to "chase" him so they were somehow in the "right" position to murder an unarmed black man out jogging. gently caress everything

he was probably evading being shot to death

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


probably the most misleading chart in the history of human kind

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Zeriel posted:

The trick is to be bit by smaller dogs and build up immunity to the bigger ones.

My family has been mauled by a golden retriever and a chocolate lab in separate incidents, do they count since they're medium sized or are they too friendly to count

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Alex_Nieto

This guy got shot to death* because someone’s dog** snapped at him***

*by racist cops

**some racist white guy gentrifier from idaho's untrained dog

***snapped at him after running over to him while he was trying to eat a burrito, and he yelled at the dog, so the racist whitey called the cops on the dangerous latino gang member with a gun (he was a security guard, with a tazer)

My Gimmick Name
Sep 11, 2004



Steve Yun posted:

Sorry guys, California was supposed to be the good state, but now we have to face the truth that there are no good states. We are Charlie in Flowers for Algernon.

we will, in all likelihood, still be the least bad state when all is said and done

don't think any state could have been called "good." hawaii?

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


got any sevens posted:

no, he got shot to death by racist white people

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