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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/1259643021408243715?s=20 How is that different from any other press conference he had given in the last 4 years?
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covid-19, much like racism, wouldn't be a problem if we'd just stop talking about it, and stop testing for it. It was such a huge mistake to start testing! As soon as we did that, our case number went up! Sad!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1259515369439584256 We've done 28,533 per million. A comparison South Korea 12,949 Sweden 14,704 Netherlands 14,857 France 21,213 UK 26,829 Germany 32,891 Russia 37,335 Italy 42,439 Belgium 48,846 Portugal 50,767 Spain 52,781 UAE 121,330 Iceland 158,816
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The Glumslinger posted:How is that different from any other press conference he had given in the last 4 years? he's blue instead of orange
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trump is going to come into a press conference with oxygen and a wheelchair and before speaking will jump out of his seat pretending he was ill like willy wonka
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mystes posted:Cool so they're at around 1 + 219,000 = 219,001 right now. Makes total sense. yeah 1 new case is weighted the same as a 100% increase in transmission. great equation
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facetoucher cat posted:what are these car insurance companies getting out of this "we're giving you 20% back for not driving during the pandemic!" crap? What's the angle? No company does anything out of the goodness of their heart especially an insurance company Serious answer is that they most likely realize that a ton of people who lose their jobs or get furloughed are going to say gently caress the consequences and just cancel their policies. These cuts don't even amount to a free month, so that's kind of a small price if they get people to keep their policies and keep paying
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So you're saying we were doing things right 3 weeks ago and might have had it under control if we had kept it up for another month or 2. Instead, we decided to open things back up and new cases are up, which means deaths will follow in a few weeks
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:lmao the coronavirus subreddit catches any submissions involving trump or pence for manual review. the entire site is a psyop they had the cool millenial "virology student" lady that mods it on PBS news hour which is the op-iest of psy-op bellweathers
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May 11, 2020 01:54
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love it when i'm at the point where i make the same obvious joke as everyone else, and just don't care anymore
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May 11, 2020 01:57
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covid is in the senate and in the wh 
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Marzzle posted:they had the cool millenial "virology student" lady that mods it on PBS news hour which is the op-iest of psy-op bellweathers wow, do you have a link to that segment
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The Glumslinger posted:So you're saying we were doing things right 3 weeks ago and might have had it under control if we had kept it up for another month or 2. We'll find out 5 - 14 days from now!
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/1259643021408243715?s=20 ftfy because let's face it there's a solid possibility he becomes more understandable the less oxygen there is in his smooth brain
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:covid is in the senate and in the wh Maybe they'll take this seriously now! haha jk... They'll treat it like every other revolving door they've installed in the whitehouse
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The Glumslinger posted:So you're saying we were doing things right 3 weeks ago and might have had it under control if we had kept it up for another month or 2. no it's just typical weekend reporting bullshit new york reported 41 deaths today vs. 180 yesterday, its just not accurate
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I just want people to not be stupid for a little while just a little while COME ON
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the most people I know irl have told me they hope trump gets covid
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USA under 1k deaths its over baby! Parading time! 
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Marx Headroom posted:increasingly quarantined
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2DCAT posted:USA under 1k deaths its over baby! Parading time! just wait till you see how low that number gets when more states stop reporting their deaths!
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Salt Fish posted:Cardboard is good to like 600 degrees and it takes less than 200 for sanitizing. This is dozens of pages back, but why the gently caress am I using parchment paper instead of cardboard for my pizzas?!
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Norton the First posted:This is dozens of pages back, but why the gently caress am I using parchment paper instead of cardboard for my pizzas?! Because you have a smooth brain
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seems mike having a insulator under your dough would be bad
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Charun posted:thanks! someone suggested global deaths versus gokus power level throughout dragon ball and that'd make a funny graph
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Norton the First posted:This is dozens of pages back, but why the gently caress am I using parchment paper instead of cardboard for my pizzas?! To bake? Parchment gives closer contact to the stone/sheet/whatever.
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Charun posted:thanks! deaths/positives/negatives by time for dem vs chud governors
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nooneofconsequence posted:To bake? Parchment gives closer contact to the stone/sheet/whatever. also the grease factor
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/aawayne/status/1259643021408243715?s=20 And then his approval rating sores above 110% the media claims Trump is so beautiful he is like God he wins the election in a landslide we open up white people start licking each other's palms in hopes to be as light infused as his holiness millions of people die, nobody cares and if you do care, you're given a letter c to wear on your chest and are mocked relentlessly
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shovelbum posted:deaths/positives/negatives by time for dem vs chud governors adding these suggestions to a list, btw. probably not getting to them tonight, but I definitely want to add some balkanization filters and more lovely comparisons. like, distances if you stack each body end to end. that said, don't want to have any expectations anything will actually happen also got it hooked up to update the numbers automatically. anyone curious about poo poo posting with tableau, feel free to reach out.
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facetoucher cat posted:I worked a computer toucher job back in the early '00 when it was a "cool" thing to have donuts, bagels, and a ping pong table. We had a terror of an office manager lady who would flip poo poo over this one lady who didn't want to waste food but still wanted a donut so she would cut one carefully in half and put the other half back, I saw this lady do this and it was very clean (she'd even wash her hands first). The office manager would email anytime she'd see this atrocity of the "half donut" that would of course be eaten by the end of the day. Throughout my time there her emails became more unhinged because more people would take half a donut and started to slice bagels with the bagel slicer and leave just half so when she'd check on them at 10am-ish they'd be a few so inc ragey email, they'd be gone by the end of the day without fail because FREE FOOD! When I see people that are such rule followers about things that really have no impact on their lives I think about her and her bleached blond hair stripe half donut lady is crazy, just take the whole donut and eat it later I’d never* take a half donut from an office tray, that’s just weird Edit: “never” as in pre-pandemic never, who knows if we start starving tomorrow
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